10 reasons Hillary Clinton is absolutely nothing like Chucky

July 22, 2009, 2:30 am · 0 comments

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TMZ.com recently noted that Secretary of State Hillary Clinton (left) looks just Chucky (right), star of “Child’s Play” movies and its sequels.

On behalf of Chucky, we must protest this vile comparison. Other than the striking resemblence between the two, they have virtually nothing in common.

In fact, here are ten ways they are completely unalike:

1. Chucky returned from the dead in “Bride of Chucky.” Hillary’s political career died forever when she lost to Barack Obama.

2. Chucky was killed in Chicago. Hillary was born in Chicago.

3. Chucky tries to frame the innocent, but Hillary tries to free the guilty.

4. Chucky became more human as the years went on.

5. Chucky killed a doctor in “Child’s Play.” Hillary killed healthcare in 1993.

6. Chucky has a heart (as revealed in “Child’s Play”).

7. Chucky is a demented doll. Hillary is not a doll.

8. Chucky electrocuted his girlfriend after she waited for him faithfully for eight years. Hillary shocked the world by staying with her husband after he was unfaithful to her.

9. Chucky blamed all his problems on an accomplice named Eddie Caputo. Hillary blames all her problems on a vast right wing conspiracy.

10. Chucky is evil incarnate. Hillary is…well…uhhh…what do you know…we could only come up with nine reasons.

Source: TMZ.com

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