The Lion of the Senate's longest-lasting legacy
Our first inclination was to show respect for the dead. But then we reflected on the life of Teddy Kennedy and realized the college test cheating, Mary Jo Kopechne killing, immigration reform leading, Thomas Bork borking, Clarence Thomas attacking son-of-a-bitch didn’t deserve the false respect we almost gave him.
So in honor of the horrible things the lunatic left said about Tony Snow and Ronald Reagan, here are some Twelve Funny Teddy Tweets:
- “Alright, someone’s gotta say it: “Mary Jo Kopechne was unavailable for comment.”
- “Why do I suddenly have a craving for Chivas Regal and a Polish secretary?”
- ”Staying Classy… I will NOT make jokes regarding the lack of need for embalming fluid.”
- “Teddy being the last Kennedy is like Shemp being the last Howard.”
- “Screw it! Tweet whatever you want cons. If someone gets mad just say you were drunk. All should be forgiven.”
- “Sen Ted Kennedy, Former Oldsmobile Owner, Dies at 77”
- “Staying Classy…NO Jokes that a cremation would only require a match and a wick”
- “i will never understand how Ted Kennedy endorsed Obama knowing that Ayers wrote a book dedicated to Sirhan Sirhan.”
- The Kennedy Family Curse is “er uh, get your dinghy out of our harbuh, you fackin lowlife.”
- “If they dedicate ObamaCare bill to Ted, can we dedicate an anti-DUI bill to Mary Jo Kopechne?”
- “If you cant say something nice about a person then say mean things about them instead. Especially if they are unapologetic manslaughterers.”
- “Fun exercise: Explain Chappaquiddick to a ten year old. Answer their questions factually, dispassionately. Now find me one not horrified.”
OK, so maybe #8 and #12 aren’t all that funny. But it’s funny that the liberal press never talks about them.
Source: IOwnTheWorld.com
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latest left wing chant: “In lieu of flowers – pass healthcare” How about: “in lieu of flowers – gag me with a tongue depressor.
Break out the Chivas! the latest in hopefully a long line of fackin’ leftist, amehica-hatin’ elites has passed. Our health cahe is safe for one mohe day. funny that they now want to name the heatlh care rationing bill after someone who spared no expense trying to extend his life. Maybe it’s the Mary Jo connection – ol’ Teddy made the life or death decision and let her die. Pure scum, that low life drunken womanizer- livin’ of the nazi-luvin’ daddy’s prohibition money that bought him a senate seat for the baby screw-up. When the rest of the Kennedys are out of public life and are no longer pushing the lefts agenda, that will be a great day.
You left out Teddy offering the Soviets to try to bring Reagan down.
Here’s Teddy’s letter etc. at Sweetness & Light:
http://tinyurl.com/ynt9pl
He was the Lion, we were the prey
I hope ol’ Uncle Teddy didn’t pack a sweater. He won’t need one where he’s going.