Hispanic boy, 15, beaten in hate-crime attack as he walked home from school. Speculation: Could this be the first Trayvon retaliation? Trayvon was first reported nationally on March 8th. This happened on March 14th.
Mark Levin: Who the hell died and made Al Sharpton boss, king or attorney general? Funny, no one died but it sure smells.
Hillary dares to bare! Clinton meets King of Saudi Arabia… and doesn’t hide her ankles. the King should thank Allah that’s all he saw.
No Fooling: U.S. Now Has Highest Corporate Tax Rate in the World.
Gee, no wonder the unemployment rate is so high and the country is an effing mess!
Al Sharpton: Civil disobedience will escalate if Zimmerman remains free: Looks like Shallow Al won’t be satisfied under his rabble rousing inspires the fiery death of another eight innocent citizens.
Professor accidentally validates the science of phrenology. We know, we know, it’s a strange headline, but look at that crazy face. Then read about her theory that climate change skepticism is a sickness that needs to be treated. The face matches the theory, doesn’t it?
Keith Olbermann is currently not working at Current TV. Out with the old douche in with the new! His replacement is Eliot Spitzer. Instead of ‘Countdown with Keith Olbermann’ we suggest they call it ‘Go Down on Elliot Spitzer.”
General Motors Decides Climate Change Is Real, Pulls Support From Heartland Institute. Baseball, Hot Dogs, Apple Pie, and Chevrolet will now be changed to Global Warming, Tofu Dogs, Plain Yogurt and Chevy Volts. Guess whose cars we won’t be buying anymore?
McDonald’s turned me into a prostitute: Woman’s bizarre claim in lawsuit against burger joint. Ronald McDonald goes pimp daddy. This beats the hot coffee in the crotch lawsuit all to hell.
Et tu Obama? Was U.S. Government behind attempt to sabotage Israel? Instead of “Et tu” we say “Oy vey!”
DNC member promotes ‘Hoodie Rally,’ voter registration on scene. “Ironically, the man who shot Trayvon Martin, George Zimmerman, is a registered Democrat.” We surmise this means the Party of Hate has decided to write off the “white hispanic” vote as well.
Biden: “We want to create a Global Minimum Tax.” “We want to create (what’s called) a global minimum tax, because American taxpayers shouldn’t be providing a larger subsidy for investing abroad than investing at home.” Yeah, right, foreign manufacturers are gonna agree to penalize themselves to offset the cost of inane regulations that people like Biden impose on ours. This fool couldn’t find his way out of a wet paper bag with a top-of-the-line GPS.
Oakland has more than its share of Trayvon Martins. They have too many Trayvon’s as do a lot of cities. Obama? Jessie? Al? Where are you? Oh, sorry, no race hustling to be had In Oakland .
Were SEIU members compensated for Pro-Obamacare activism at the Supreme Court? Well, grassroots grow better when you sprinkle a little green on them. About $20 worth will do.
Obama faced tougher decisions than FDR, Biden says. “I’ve watched him make decisions that would make another man or woman’s hair curl,” Biden told the crowd. Oh yeah, we get it – Barry was The One who decided to curl Biden’s and Moochies’ hair. At least he didn’t have to announce a stock market crash on TV.
Meet the Taliban transvestites: Rebels are captured dressed in drag. Gee, you think that bushy beard might have been a giveaway?
Trayvon shooting witness, 13, ‘was pressured by police to support Zimmerman’s story’, says his mother. Another turn of events in a story with a lot of turns. Was the kid really pressured? Or, is mom feeling guilty? Time will tell.
Martin funeral director: No signs of fight on body. It seems there’s something new coming out all the time, so here’s another bit of information.
Engineering Humans: A new solution to Climate Change? Yeah, like inducing intolerance to red meat, making humans smaller to reduce the amount of energy they consume, etc, etc. These same people would likely throw a hissy fit if they had to eat a genetically-modified tomato, but going Frankenstein on the human race is just ducky. Why don’t we just turn people into plants so they would be able to thrive in an environment dominated by pseudo-scientific fertilizer?
Parents of murdered British students criticise Barack Obama. Yep, “no political value” in blacks killing whites or blacks killing blacks either. Note you didn’t hear one peep from race hustlers Al Sharpton and Jessie Jackson either, or the MSM. CHIRRRRRRRRRRPPP!
Iranian female ninjas sue Reuters. IHTM readers used to be fascinated by Muammar Gaddafi’s virgin bodyguards. Gaddafi is history, of course, but now we have Iranian female ninjas! And they’re hot! Maybe we can round up some unemployed bodyguards and stage a Virgins vs. Ninjas fight night in Vegas.
Jean-Luc Mélenchon: Anti-capitalist firebrand whose ideas include 100% fat cat tax on earnings above £300,000 wins attention and support in the polls. We’d point out to Jean-Luc Melencommunist that he is effectively calling for slavery. But somehow we get the feeling that the would be despot is well aware of this fact already.