VIDEO: Using hand grenades to catch fish proven to be bad idea, two Russian men learn. Why close only counts in horse shoes and hand grenades.

http://youtu.be/CrKm3Qzh3vc

Racist White People. Uh oh! Seems Obama is Down 20 points from Romney with the white folks. At least everyone isn’t clueless.

2012 Chevrolet Volt Becomes Centerpiece of Smart Community. Good way for GM to dump Volts nobody wants. GM calls it the greatest concentration of Dolts Volts in the world (besides the back lot at GM). At least we know where most of the village idiots are moving to.

Danger in the air: Atmospheric particles a fraction of the width of human hair could be driving climate change. They’re not buying the global warming BS so let’s come up with some new BS. Particles…yeah…that’s it….particles!

Congressional report names five ATF figures in Fast and Furious scandal, reveals related murder. Well, here’s the fall guys. Now how about we go after who may well be the real criminals? Hint – they both have offices in Washington, DC and one is oval.

Multi-billion-dollar NASA/IPCC climate models lack “predictive skills.” The NASA/Hansen and IPCC computer simulations are both failing dismally. Meanwhile, a climate model that ignores CO2 emissions and concentrates on astronomical forces – like, oh, for instance the SUN – produces accurate predictions. Go figure.

Obama administration hopes to help black students from ‘cradle to career.’ Obama the race divider. Looks like the President of the Divided States of America just made all white, Hispanic, Oriental, American Indian, Eskimo and name your race students, second class citizens. We guess it must be OK with the libtards if the President is a racist.

Elderly WWII veteran beaten to the ground by gang of muggers who knocked out his hearing aid and broke his dentures. Here you go! It’s those Chicago values Rahm Emanuel speaks so highly of!

Sacramento Bee still calling Muslim suicide bomber “alleged.” Here’s the headline on the article: “Alleged would-be suicide bomber pleads guilty.” So the guy is guilty – he admitted it. At what point does the Sacramento Bee drop the “alleged” label for Muslim terrrorists? After they show up in the newsroom with 72 virgins?

Ahmadinejad Mocks Romney. Perhaps Romney will send a cruise missile through his bedroom window at about 3AM, then we can see what Mr. Members Only has to say.

Series of high level executions paint a picture of GM in turmoil. “The GM stock is at an all-time low. GM is losing market share. When July numbers will be announced this week, GM won’t look so good, industry oracles say. Mass executions always are great to deflect criticism – for a while.” Like his promises, BO’s “accomplishments” have a very limited shelf life. More here.

Federal court: DOJ official may have lied about the New Black Panther Case. “In a little noted decision on July 23, a federal district court judge concluded that internal DOJ documents about the New Black Panther Party voter intimidation case ‘contradict Assistant AG [Thomas] Perez’s testimony that political leadership was not involved in’ the decision to dismiss the case.” The Obama DOJ consistently smells of burning trousers.

Carville: ‘We’re Gonna Have to Go Through Hell and High-Water to Win this Damn Thing’ While if they do win this “damn” thing it will be America that is going through hell and high-water . . . not to mention high unemployment, high inflation and high taxes and in general an epic and emphatic decline.

Obama Promised In 2008 He Would Not Run Negative Ads: Something tells us this guy should have been making those Joe Isuzu commercials back in the 80’s.

New book claims Obama canceled Bin Laden “kill” raid 3 times at Jarrett’s urging. In ”Leading From Behind: The Reluctant President and the Advisors Who Decide for Him,“ Richard Miniter also says Obama was less interested in passing Obamacare than Pelosi. It appears Obama’s “You didn’t build that, somebody else made that happen” remark is a classic case of projection.

What Newsweek’s “wimp” cover SHOULDA looked like. Shucks, they left out Barry’s Randy Johnson impersonation from a couple of years back when he reached home plate on only 2 bounces.

Elizabeth Warren: People think I’m Capitalism’s savior. We call such people “brain dead”, among other things. Seriously, Fauxcahontas is like a pitcher behind 3-0 on the count with the bases loaded, she just keeps laying those fat pitches in there. In almost any state besides Taxachusetts, she’d be down 30 points to Bozo the Clown.

Mall says U.S. flags on kiddie train must go. We say the jerk who runs the mall should go. He should really run the mall in Pyongyang, North Korea.

CNN Plays ‘Stupid Girls’ Before Story About Sarah Palin Visiting Chick-Fil-A: We’re sure Sarah isn’t all that worried about this. There were probably more people at the Chik-Fil-A than were watching CNN when this was first broadcast.

New York Mayor Bloomberg wants to HIDE baby formula in hospitals to put pressure on new mothers to breastfeed. Mayor Nanny again reminds us he’s a real boob.

LGBTQI… just another lifestyle. Oneal Ron Morris is a transgender man (that’s his mugshot above) who was running a buttocks-enhancement scam where he would come to your house, inject silcone and Fix-A-Flat from Home Depot (sometimes bathroom caulk if money was tight) into your butt, then seal the injection hole with Super Glue. Who could’ve guessed that would turn out badly?

DOJ official refuses to promise defense of 1st Amendment from sharia law (video). You can bet this effing weasel will gleefully ignore anyone who impugns Christians and Jews and he’ll bust his butt to go after anyone who says anything bad about Muslims.

Criticizing Obama’s “you didn’t build that” line is racist! You knew sooner or later the Democrat-media complex would play this dog-eared card.

Rep. Mike Kelly (R-PA) gets standing ovation for speech on over-regulation. He said publicly what many of us say privately every day.

Schumer adds gun control amendment to cybersecurity bill. If we could only get a bill outlawing Schumer, we’d have something.