China: Wife ‘Boils Husband In Pressure Cooker.’ Someone needs to outlaw these assault pressure cookers immediately! Where’s Dianne Feinstein when you need her?
Month: August 2013
80-year-old weightlifter banned for doping
80-year-old weightlifter banned for doping. Why does our government care if an 80-year-old is using steroids? A guy that old who’s lifting weights competitively might better be emulated than condemned.
Obama seeks military action in Syria
Obama seeks military action in Syria. This should be titled Obama kicks can to Congress. After shooting his mouth off and failing to get any kind of consensus other than from his lackeys, this appears the only route he has to blame someone else.
Senate candidate Cory Booker and his imaginary friend T-Bone
Senate candidate Cory Booker and his imaginary friend T-Bone. This guy will fit right in when he gets to Washington, D.C. He can introduce his imaginary friend to Elizabeth Warren’s imaginary Indian family, listen to Richard Blumenthal’s imaginary Vietnam stories, appreciate Barack Obama’s imaginary birth certificate, and laugh at Joe Biden’s imaginary brain.
Todd’s American Dispatch: Feds forced churches to get baptism permits
Todd’s American Dispatch: Feds forced churches to get baptism permits. Meanwhile Muslims evidently do not need permits to wash their feet in the same rivers.
U.S.: ‘High confidence’ that Syria chemical attack killed 1,429
U.S.: ‘High confidence’ that Syria chemical attack killed 1,429. “High confidence” probably means they’re effing clueless but Obama needs an excuse to help his Al Qaeda/Muslim Brotherhood buddies.
White House Considers Awarding Obamacare Subsidies, Intended For The Uninsured, To Labor Unions
White House Considers Awarding Obamacare Subsidies, Intended For The Uninsured, To Labor Unions. So much for all you poor hippies that voted for Obama because you actually were dumb enough to think you’d be getting free Obamacare.
Two Decades Of Unprecedented Global Warming Has Left Arctic Ice Almost The Same As It Was 20 Years Ago
Two Decades Of Unprecedented Global Warming Has Left Arctic Ice Almost The Same As It Was 20 Years Ago. Looks like the new Arctic shipping route may have a problem.
Alpacas frozen to death in Peru
250,000 alpacas have frozen to death in Peru this year. Mildest summer in a century here in the U.S., fierce winter in Peru – this doggone Global Warming problem gets more devious and frightening all the time.
Clinton: Continuing Racism Means Harder to Vote than Buy Assault Weapon
Clinton: Continuing Racism Means Harder to Vote than Buy Assault Weapon: Clinton is an assault weapon. Just ask Jaunita Broaddrick. And as for his never ending straw cry of racism . . . would somebody please hand us a Bayer before this racist (as confirmed by the Obama 2008 campaign) blows up another aspirin factory.
Plunge: MSNBC Ratings in Free Fall
Plunge: MSNBC Ratings in Free Fall. Evidently more people are watching Bonanza re-runs than MSLSD.
Police say wanted man shot self in the crotch
Police say wanted man shot self in the crotch. Speaking of gun control. This is just nuts!
HARVARD STUDY: GUN CONTROL IS ACTUALLY PRETTY COUNTERPRODUCTIVE
HARVARD STUDY: GUN CONTROL IS ACTUALLY PRETTY COUNTERPRODUCTIVE. No shit Sherlock!
America’s only black senator, a Republican, not invited to MLK event
America’s only black senator, a Republican, not invited to MLK event. Evidently a sitting Republican black US Senator isn’t black enough for the Democrats. We wonder what MLK would say about the exclusion?
Matthews On Republicans: “They Never Say Their Problem With Obama Is That He Is Black”
Matthews On Republicans: “They Never Say Their Problem With Obama Is That He Is Black.” Yes, that was their problem with our first black president, Bill Clinton, too!
ACCUSED TEEN MURDERER CLAIMS THEY WERE BUYING CRACK FROM 88-YEAR-OLD WWII VET DELBERT BELTON
ACCUSED TEEN MURDERER CLAIMS THEY WERE BUYING CRACK FROM 88-YEAR-OLD WWII VET DELBERT BELTON. Sounds like the post-racial version of the dog ate my homework.
Man on moped leads police on hour-long chase
Man on moped leads police on hour-long chase. The fearless moped rider “led them on a terrifying pursuit with speeds reaching up to 25 mph.” Living the dream, visions of Easy Rider in his head.
I will move to impeach
“If the president bombs without congressional approval, I will move to impeach.” Guess which U.S. senator said that. Don’t look until you guess, and prepare to be surprised.
Government funding $313 million in mortgages
U.S. government funding $313 million in mortgages… for Palestinians on West Bank.
Mildest summer in a century
Mildest summer in a century. In 1934 we had nearly 14,000 100-degree readings in the U.S. This year we’ve had fewer than 2,000. We can’t wait to see how James Hansen and Michael Mann blame this on Global Warming.
Obama teared up watching ‘The Butler’
Obama shed a tear watching ‘The Butler’: Wonder what Obama was shedding, and with whom, when he was supposed to be watching that consulate in Benghazi?
MSNBC host hangs up on conservative to avoid answering question
MSNBC host hangs up on conservative to avoid answering question. Karen Finney, host of the weekend show Disrupt, was desperate to hide the extent of her own ignorance. Hugh Hewitt was asking her if Alger Hiss was a communist. (He was. Secret archives released after the fall of the Soviet Union settled the matter, proving once and for all that Joe McCarthy was right.) She refused to answer and was probably thinking to herself, “Alger who?”
Just when you thought it was safe to go back in Loch Ness
Just when you thought it was safe to go back in Loch Ness… there’s another monster sighting. And no, this isn’t another Anthony Weiner story.
Defense Department training manual used by thousands of troops characterizes Founding Fathers as ‘extremists’
Defense Department training manual used by thousands of troops characterizes Founding Fathers as ‘extremists.’ Yes, let’s brainwash the troops so when they’re ordered to fire upon ‘extremists’ Tea Party members and other conservatives they’ll feel like they’re really doing their duty!
The move to defund “Obamaphones”
The move to defund “Obamaphones.” Let the whining, crying, bitching and moaning begin! We can here the “but I’m entitled” already.