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IHateThemedia.com is a very new site, started in just mid-January of this year. Already, we receive thousands of visitors a day, are growing rapidly and continue to surpass all our projections. Our most quiet days usually bring 3,000 – 4,000 visitors with another thousand or two more page views, and we’ve had as high as over 12,000 visitors in one day, with around 20,000 page views. Not bad for a new site, starting completely from scratch.

Although we have not had long to create a track record, we already have achieved a Google Page Rank of 5. That’s pretty phenomenal for a new site.

Our organic search engine traffic is growing quickly, drawing searchers to any of our over 2,000 original articles published since January. Our site is expertly SEO-optimized for maximum effectiveness. WebsiteGrader.com gives us a score of 99.2 out of 100 (better than 99.2% of sites), which is damn good when you consider our short existence so far shaved points off various areas of grading. We know what we are doing.

Since we are not yet at the point where we can show you all sorts of Google Analytics data to prove traffic, and frankly we’re too busy writing and growing our presence to take the time to properly present our case, we are starting off our advertising program by setting some extremely reasonable rates for advertising with us.

So, for now, here are the rates you can take advantage of:

The ads will appear in the left hand sidebar, near the top. We have three sizes.

200H x 200W: $300 for 30 days
100H x 200W: $175 for 30 days
 50H x 200W: $100 for 30 days

To get started, just paypal your payment to payments@hyperbolemedia.com, and use our contact form to send us the image, and specify the link. No inappropriate ads allowed.

Question? Send us a note through our contact form.