Al Gore has problems with bugs. And not just in his computer models.

December 27, 2009, 1:00 am · 7 comments

There's nothing worse than hearing the buzzing of a mosquito in the middle of the night. Except maybe the droning of Al Gore.

There's nothing worse than hearing the buzzing of a mosquito in the middle of the night. Except maybe the droning of Al Gore.

Woe is Al. The Goracle has been nailed with another inconvenient untruth by epidemiologist Paul Reiter. Here’s how the Spectator UK reports the buzz:

I am a scientist, not a climatologist, so I don’t dabble in climatology. My speciality is the epidemiology of mosquito-borne diseases. As the film [An Inconvenient Truth] began, I knew Mr Gore would get to mosquitoes: they’re a favourite with climate-change activists. When he got to them, it was all I feared.
In his serious voice, Mr Gore presented a nifty animation, a band of little mosquitoes fluttering their way up the slopes of a snow-capped mountain, and he repeated the old line: Nairobi used to be ‘above the mosquito line, the limit at which mosquitoes can survive, but now…’ Those little mosquitoes kept climbing.

The truth? Nairobi means ‘the place of cool waters’ in the Masai language. The town grew up around a camp, set up in 1899 during the construction of a railway, the famous ‘Lunatic Express’. There certainly was water there — and mosquitoes. From the start, the place was plagued with malaria, so much so that a few years later doctors tried to have the whole town moved to a healthier place. By 1927, the disease had become such a plague in the ‘White Highlands’ that £40,000 (equivalent to about £350,000 today) was earmarked for malaria control. The authorities understood the root of the problem: forest clearance had created the perfect breeding places for mosquitoes. The disease was present as high as 2,500m above sea level; the mosquitoes were observed at 3,000m. And Nairobi? 1,680m.

Al, there’s a mosquito on your face. Let us slap it.

Source: Spectator UK

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matthew s harrison December 27, 2009, 8:10 am at 8:10 am

I know it is almost the new year, and I have said this a few times……but in the spirit of christmas, hanukkah, and peace on earth, I feel it is a must.

AL GORE IS A DOUCHE

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Al December 27, 2009, 8:30 am at 8:30 am

It’s a religion. There is no science to it.

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Kyle December 27, 2009, 9:06 am at 9:06 am

I wouldn’t say religion. More of a cult, possibly linked to the one involving Personality.

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mark bennett December 27, 2009, 2:53 pm at 2:53 pm

The Libs think that Al is the shit, can you believe that?

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welch6980 December 27, 2009, 4:19 pm at 4:19 pm

Apparently Algore is not inclined to let the truth get in the way of a good lie.

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KimmyQueen December 27, 2009, 5:54 pm at 5:54 pm

And… it took all this time for this dude to come out and say this…?

With that said who is surprised?

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matthew s harrison December 27, 2009, 7:12 pm at 7:12 pm

Mark-we conservatives think Al Gore is SHIT too!

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