Al Gore gets all hot and bothered during global warming speech

by editor on August 9, 2011

The Aspen Institute held a media forum and Al Gore showed up to speak. The Goracle put on one of his patented “I’m so angry I could spit” performances and even threw in a few special words to show just how angry he is.

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The robot that breathes has developed emotions

The Colorado Independent was there to record them for posterity:

“They pay pseudo-scientists to pretend to be scientists to put out the message: ‘This climate thing, it’s nonsense. Man-made CO2 doesn’t trap heat. It may be volcanoes.’ Bullshit! ‘It may be sun spots.’ Bullshit! ‘It’s not getting warmer.’ Bullshit!” Gore exclaimed.

And he wasn’t done. No, he was just getting warmed up about global warming deniers:

“When you go and talk to any audience about climate, you hear them washing back at you the same crap over and over and over again,” he continued. “There’s no longer a shared reality on an issue like climate even though the very existence of our civilization is threatened. People have no idea! … It’s no longer acceptable in mixed company, meaning bipartisan company, to use the goddamn word climate. It is not acceptable. They have polluted it to the point where we cannot possibly come to an agreement on it.”

What caused Al to get so het up? No one knows for sure, but we can imagine the following scene:

Laurie David is curled up next to the Goracle in bed in their luxurious suite after the speech. Little beads of sweat are forming on her brow. She gives out an involuntary gasp and says, “Oh, Albert. I know I’m just contributing to global warming and that’s against everything we believe in, but it makes me sooooo hot when you talk all manly-like during your speeches.”

And Al smiles and thinks to himself, “Imagine that. I’m doing Larry David’s wife and saving the planet simultaneously. I am a global warming stud.”

Source: Colorado Independent

{ 25 comments… read them below or add one }

lee August 9, 2011 at 2:58 am

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Looks like Al`s creators are getting close to perfecting that emotion chip.

Right August 9, 2011 at 3:30 am

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Of course Al Gore is a highly educated fully experienced scientist himself. Who pays him?

Just saying…

danybhoy August 9, 2011 at 10:11 am

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If someone really decided to investigate Gore & present it, he would be over. The man is maybe the biggest fraudster in recent American history, if not world history. He is a very wealthy man, & has earned almost none of it because of producing things that people use or consume. He got a great start through inheritance, but then he just exploited his political position to become wealthy. He sells influence, it’s disgusting, & it should be illegal.

Manfred August 9, 2011 at 4:55 am

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Fine words from a man who has long claimed to be a Christian. No more evidence of his being a Christian than for his claim of being a climate expert. What a maroon!

RockingHorseGuy August 9, 2011 at 5:17 am

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“When you go and talk to any audience about climate, you hear them washing back at you the same crap over and over and over again,” he continued. “There’s no longer a shared reality on an issue like climate even though the very existence of our civilization is threatened. People have no idea! … It’s no longer acceptable in mixed company, meaning bipartisan company, to use the goddamn word climate. It is not acceptable. They have polluted it to the point where we cannot possibly come to an agreement on it.”

Cool.

poppajoe49 August 9, 2011 at 5:18 am

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In the first pic, he looks constipated.
Well, he looks like that every time he tries to spew his AGW crap. It keeps getting caught in his throat

Homersdad August 9, 2011 at 5:25 am

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Poppa – I think that pic was taken after the Florida vote recount and Al was saying “Please just one more recount”. Either that or he has the look on his face that could be allieviated by loosening his necktie so that he could take a shit.

john_of_il August 9, 2011 at 5:48 am

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This reminds me of this great little video:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cdxaxJNs15s

Babydoll102187 August 9, 2011 at 5:57 am

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I enjoy hearing him talk about himself even when he doesnt realize he is talking about himself, it makes me smile knowing he’s a narcissistic baffoon.

Babydoll102187 August 9, 2011 at 6:07 am

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Oh and I forgot to add:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h05YfP_8UsU

He’s super cereal…

Paden August 9, 2011 at 6:25 am

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Liberals are like Herpes, they just won’t go away.

Jim Stewart August 9, 2011 at 6:30 am

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Sounds like Al needs a long rest on his tobacco farm.

Ray August 9, 2011 at 6:31 am

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Gore has delusions of adequacy.

Noelegy August 9, 2011 at 7:21 am

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I prefer to think of it as delusions of relevancy.

StrinaM August 9, 2011 at 8:28 am

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Sounds like to me that he knows the jig is about to be up. He is desperate. Those are the words of a desperate man.
I love how he says they pay “Pseudo-Scientists” to “put out the message: ‘This climate thing, it’s nonsense,” when that is exactly what we are finding out his side has done time and time again. I mean that guy up in Alaska was just fired for messing with numbers to show the Polar Bears are in danger…
I’m in a class right now, and a couple of the assignments have been on global warming. Its just supposed to be exercises to gain vocabulary in a foreign language about various things… But it is all I can do not to roll my eyes the entire class.

toocoldinwa August 9, 2011 at 9:21 am

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Posts like yours are EXACTLY what I love to see, though too few and far in between. It means the truth is getting through the propaganda/brainwashing being spoon-fed our youth. Roll your eyes. Stay skeptical.

toocoldinwa August 9, 2011 at 9:24 am

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Al’s getting so hot and bothered over not being believed. Maybe he should jump into one of those thermal vents over the Pacific Ocean and send himself into space where it is cooler.

Elrond Hubbard August 9, 2011 at 10:12 am

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Come on Al, do it, drop the Big One, it’s time to launch the “F-Bomb”. Christine Romer has already dropped it, establishing her liberal bona fides. You need street cred man, “bulls**t” or “godd**n” ain’t enough, nothing does it better than shouting “f**k” while being interviewed by Bill Maher or John Stewart. Time to man up.

mojo August 9, 2011 at 10:24 am

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Al is a recognized expert on bovine excrement.

CAS August 9, 2011 at 11:24 am

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Frankly, I’d like to see him go off his meds more often.

deepthinker August 9, 2011 at 11:41 am

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The only bull shit is Al (snore) Gore Jr. He is so full of crap that he just cant help himself. He flies around in a private jet, then rides in a limo with body guards and then call everyonen who is not buying his SHIT no believers.

Al give back the money and a start walking to all of your events and just maybe, I will buy into your snake oil sales pitch. But for now. I Call BULL SHIT on you. Now just go away.

Navyvet August 9, 2011 at 2:29 pm

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Finally I agree with some of what Al Bore said. “…bullshit……bullshit…..bullshit” At least in this speech he cut out some of his usual bullshit and just said what everyone with a bit of common sense knows when he talks. “Bullshit, bullshit, bullshit, bullshit, bullshit. send me money, bullshit, bullshit. etc.”

danybhoy August 9, 2011 at 5:33 pm

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I don’t think you mentioned bullsh!t enough.

Navyvet August 10, 2011 at 7:37 am

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No matter what that Nimrod says, all I hear is bullshit. In three, yes three, different college classes we were assigned his bullshit book and in one other we had to watch his bullshit movie. I’m sort of Al Gored up.

Not so silent August 9, 2011 at 5:28 pm

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I wish he was close enough for me to hit him with a two by four, but shit splatters and I would have to clean up the mess…