Democrat congressman tries new comedy routine, bombs with Chris Matthews

October 29, 2009, 1:00 am · 5 comments

Florida Congressman Alan Grayson, who prides himself on being the only Democrat with “guts,” proved once again that Democrats with “brains” are even more elusive.

Speaking of former Vice President Dick Cheney, Grayson said, “I have trouble listening to what [Cheney] says sometimes because of the blood that drips from his teeth while he’s talking. But my response is this: he’s just angry because the president doesn’t shoot old men in the face. But by the way, when he was done speaking, did he just then turn into a bat and fly away?”

We predict the congressman will begin a new career as a standup comedian. And we predict it will begin sometime in late 2010.

Source: Political Ticker

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max October 29, 2009, 8:18 am at 8:18 am

Seriously, this guy sounds like a 12 yr old…
and a not very bright 12 yr old

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doug October 29, 2009, 8:31 am at 8:31 am

The real punchline is when Chrissy says “we gotta keep it level here.”

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Pittsburgh Z October 29, 2009, 9:58 am at 9:58 am

Wow….two jagoffs

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redabogado October 29, 2009, 6:59 pm at 6:59 pm

The man needs drug treatment. Not Captain cajones, Captain Kook.

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Daniel October 30, 2009, 5:09 am at 5:09 am

id made me sick watching my dear city of orlando falling for this guy

and after all of his shit, im glad i moved out, the liberal government there is destroying to city, in the last few months, i watched everything i loved go to hell there, colonial drive (probably the biggest road for locals, it has everything on it) is slowly dying, its damn pathetic, and its because of people like grayson…i only hope that one day soon the residents wise up

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