All Pope, All the Time

January 19, 2009, 12:12 pm · 0 comments

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If the Vatican were Hollywood, we’d say Pope Benedict XVI just landed a development deal with the Google channel. The Vatican’s press office has announced that His Holiness and Google will make texts and video of the pope’s speeches a new all-Pope-all-the-time channel.

Our source inside the Vatican has revealed some of the programs that will premiere during the channel’s new season: CSI: Rome, Vatican 90210, Dirty Sexy Lira, America’s Next Top Pontiff, Hell or No Hell, Survivor: Purgatory, Are You Smarter Than Pope Sixtus V, and The Amazing Grace.

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