Angered wife sprays vanilla-scented Lysol on her farting husband exacerbating domestic dispute. Next time use Fabreze and it won’t be a problem.
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u r doing it wrong
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Yeah, its not his eyes that were causing the problem.
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“But the details are still up in the air.” The molecules of fart details? How weird.
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Now the incident is public, there will be a permanent cloud over their marriage.
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Will it help patch the hole in the ozone?
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I wouldn’t poot any money on it.
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uhm, jptravis
you don’t have to work blue to be funny son.
h/t hank hill
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She better be careful because payback stinks.
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Back in the day, a guy farts, the wife gets mad, and it’s called marriage. Now-a-days the police get involved. No wonder the world is turning to shit.
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If the world turned to shit, this problem wouldn’t exist in the first place.
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Seriously now , imagine if this were some women named Lorena .
Or even worse Oblivious . ( I know , I know , she who must not be named )
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She who *shall* not be named.
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That’s my fault, I goofed up the explaination.
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you also goofed up SPELLING eksplaynation.
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My bad —”shall……………………..”
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Women! He was just blowing her a kiss and she get’s pissed off!
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That we men are so misunderstood is the the deepest cut of all.
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lol, insert manipulativable in place of misunderstood.
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Hope my wife doesn’t read this article!
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W77Kwh6f0TE
if she does, i hope she digs this ^
for your sake.
sake? nipponese rice wine.
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I don’t know what happened, officer. I was just cleaning it and it went off.
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Next time don’t pull your finger.
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lol
silly female, who will save you now?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wNf9rEPoc8Q
also:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VMnjF1O4eH0
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LOL, cute story.
I was at the DMV with the ex wife and her 6 year old daughter.
The kid was acting up, and I put her in a chair and told her to sit, she kept squirming and acting up, so I pointed at her while having a stern look on my face.
She reached out and pulled my finger!
I told her that it didn’t work, because it wasn’t loaded.
Everyone around us was laughing!
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If I hear one more farted-in-the-DMV story…
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But I DIDN’T fart!
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If I hear one more didn’t-fart-in-the-DMV story…
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I didn’t fart in the DMV one time.
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What did the gasoline car say to the electric car?
“I’m exhausted.”
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and then the ‘lectric car responded:
KABOOM
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