Angered wife sprays vanilla-scented Lysol on her farting husband exacerbating domestic dispute. Next time use Fabreze and it won’t be a problem.

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RobertW December 17, 2012 at 8:00 pm

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u r doing it wrong

JPTravis December 17, 2012 at 9:04 pm

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Yeah, its not his eyes that were causing the problem.

KimmyQueen December 17, 2012 at 8:06 pm

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“But the details are still up in the air.” The molecules of fart details? How weird.

JPTravis December 17, 2012 at 9:02 pm

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Now the incident is public, there will be a permanent cloud over their marriage.

poppajoe49 December 18, 2012 at 7:17 am

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Will it help patch the hole in the ozone?

JPTravis December 18, 2012 at 8:28 am

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I wouldn’t poot any money on it.

RobertW December 18, 2012 at 4:00 pm

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uhm, jptravis

you don’t have to work blue to be funny son.

h/t hank hill

Trickie December 17, 2012 at 8:19 pm

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She better be careful because payback stinks.

Joe December 18, 2012 at 3:01 am

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Back in the day, a guy farts, the wife gets mad, and it’s called marriage. Now-a-days the police get involved. No wonder the world is turning to shit.

JPTravis December 18, 2012 at 8:29 am

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If the world turned to shit, this problem wouldn’t exist in the first place.

Neo-7 December 18, 2012 at 3:24 am

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Seriously now , imagine if this were some women named Lorena .

Or even worse Oblivious . ( I know , I know , she who must not be named )

drb December 18, 2012 at 4:19 pm

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She who *shall* not be named.

poppajoe49 December 18, 2012 at 5:59 pm

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That’s my fault, I goofed up the explaination.

RobertW December 18, 2012 at 6:10 pm

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you also goofed up SPELLING eksplaynation.

Neo-7 December 18, 2012 at 7:09 pm

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My bad —”shall……………………..”

Porky Al Jimmydad December 18, 2012 at 5:45 am

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Women! He was just blowing her a kiss and she get’s pissed off!

JPTravis December 18, 2012 at 7:01 pm

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That we men are so misunderstood is the the deepest cut of all.

RobertW December 18, 2012 at 7:06 pm

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lol, insert manipulativable in place of misunderstood.

matthew s harrison December 18, 2012 at 6:54 am

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Hope my wife doesn’t read this article!

RobertW December 18, 2012 at 4:28 pm

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W77Kwh6f0TE

if she does, i hope she digs this ^
for your sake.
sake? nipponese rice wine.

BobontheJob December 18, 2012 at 9:14 am

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I don’t know what happened, officer. I was just cleaning it and it went off.

drb December 18, 2012 at 4:20 pm

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Next time don’t pull your finger.

RobertW December 18, 2012 at 4:30 pm
poppajoe49 December 19, 2012 at 5:52 am

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LOL, cute story.
I was at the DMV with the ex wife and her 6 year old daughter.
The kid was acting up, and I put her in a chair and told her to sit, she kept squirming and acting up, so I pointed at her while having a stern look on my face.
She reached out and pulled my finger!
I told her that it didn’t work, because it wasn’t loaded.
Everyone around us was laughing!

JPTravis December 19, 2012 at 9:22 am

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If I hear one more farted-in-the-DMV story…

poppajoe49 December 20, 2012 at 6:41 am

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But I DIDN’T fart!

JPTravis December 20, 2012 at 9:28 am

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If I hear one more didn’t-fart-in-the-DMV story…

flashingscotsman December 20, 2012 at 9:51 am

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I didn’t fart in the DMV one time.

JPTravis December 20, 2012 at 11:36 am

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What did the gasoline car say to the electric car?

“I’m exhausted.”

RobertW December 20, 2012 at 1:34 pm

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and then the ‘lectric car responded:
KABOOM

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