This was definitely a put-on, although I agree it’s hard to tell sometimes! I think the clincher tho is: “Right now, it says that a person has to be 35 years old and be a natural born citizen. Well, that is obviously unfair because there are a great many otherwise qualified people who cannot run for president because their mothers had to have a C-section.”
Plus, as one of the comments over there says, the grammar and spelling are just too good.
One of the commenters reported that the C-Section remarks were actually made a few years ago at a City Council mmeeting by some idiot. So apparently this author borrowed from life! I think, and sincerely hope this was a joke.
I refuse to say it is satire. I do believe there are literate people in North Carolina that believe everything the left says and yet do not understand the difference between a Caesarean and natural-born citizen, and the likelihood that a person of that mind could also be so unaware that they think Chicago isn’t the murder leader of the country. My son the Doctor agrees. Although it could be satire, the Onion-ization of the topics could have been much richer in an approximately equivalent wordatage.
Someone sent me this in an email a couple of days ago. It immediately reminded me of a radio skit that someone put on where a woman called in to complain about all the deer that were being killed at the “deer crossing” and why didn’t they take those signs down so the deer wouldn’t try to cross there. I believe this letter is a spoof — but it is getting harder to tell the real nonsense from the made up nonsense.
One could only hope that this is satire of some sort, but after some of the crap I’ve seen spilling from these woefully stupid people, I despair for this country’s future.
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redabogado: You mean he looks like Al Jolson in that picture?
danybhoy: So Obama had another concert gala at The White House? To quote Biden, “Big Fucking Deal”. I was in Wisconsin for the last few days, & did 2 concerts & had more fun...
Jayhawk46: The first question that popped into my mind was “Who would benefit from the IRS leaking information on Conservative groups?” Just follow the string from there. It is clear to...
GhostntheMachine: Speaking of the IRS, Kick, Jenn, FDH, poppa? “Winning ticket for record Powerball jackpot sold in Florida, lottery official says” http://tinyurl.com/a 2znc2s
deepthinker: Yea and the smell isn’t bull shit either. If you are buying this line, you should schedule an appointment with a mental health professional. This is scary on several fronts. The...
Progressive Hemrrhoid: And these belly crawling communist turds are so worried about someone having a “gasp” gun to protect themselves. My question is when are they going to do...
BobontheJob: Has the MSM broke the story yet that the driver is probably a Tea Party member? If not, then, they’re slipping. Maybe this week of scandals and media spying have hurt their...
jcrowley1985: Hey, how was I censored without it breaking the thread structure?
Karmaa: Black = good. White = bad. A black rapist trumps a white non-rapist any day. This reminds me of a guy I used to work with. He had a second job at a department store, and one night he...
Joe: To be fair, you only need to fill out the form if you’re not praying to the to the one true god, which is obviously the god of government and the god of the state. If you pray to that...
stinkfoot: It’s apparently a tell… they hold no allegiance to what the stars and stripes stands for. It’s truly sobering to try comprehending the scale to which we are being...
CO2Insanity: They sell the mash from ethanol plants for feed, too.
perlcat: I’m considering going on a sour mash diet again. Last time I tried it, I lost two days in the first week.
whiskeyriver: perlcat is right, mash is an excellent feed. You have to look at what feed it treated with to keep it from mildewing to understand. Corn, the most common feed grain, is treated with...
Alien: I personally listened to Larry Page gripe about Google’s power being constrained by both corporate litigation (e.g. Oracle, MS), and Government regulation. He mused about a place where...
KimmyQueen: This is all about thought control. No human should play around with that. It is extremely dangerous for everyone.
Missile Command: The democrat party operatives doing this were just having a little fun. Like the cat toying with the mouse. They knew such questions would be offensive and gleefully asked them....
Missile Command: Obama and democrat party operatives like him are cowards really. Only brave when they have overwhelming power that they can use to bully people without fear of reprecussion. If...
hisham: You know, when he brings his brown shirts out and locks his apparatchiks into place Obama will be declairing open warfare on a fifth of the American population. Can’t we just start...
Missile Command: Obama’s brown shirts can no doubt make a similar claim with bigger numbers using help from their apparatchiks in Justice, IRS, DHS, etc.
KimmyQueen: https://www.youtube. com/watch?feature=pl ayer_embedded&v= ZWiva9XkwD4 There is a new fracking movie that I think people should go and support if they are able to get to it.
Karmaa: Well, OK… that may be true. I guess it really depends. Was she a “sanctioned 217; whistle-blower (did her higher-ups put her up to it) or was she a lone wolf? One thing I...
JPTravis: So she waited until after the election, until the penultimate moment before an Inspector General’s report was about to hit the world like a bombshell, timed it so the admission...
danybhoy: I actually be in favor of that. You finally posted something sort of on topic. Stopped clock theory in play people. But no thumb’s up.
jcrowley1985: Just a coincidence I guess, but it just goes to show that I’m not the only one who realizes the truth.
hisham: Oh Man! De ja vu, scary. Are you channeling Olivia?
jcrowley1985: The Baby Boom generation has a lot of faults (some of which I managed to avoid and some I have not) but we should not take the blame for the debauchery of the dollar, a process that...
deepthinker: Oh my that must have hurt Piers to utter those words. Wonder if during the commercial that followed did Morgan gargle and then brush his teeth? These 3 back to back to back scandals...
Extirpates: What a buffoon. He is equally ignorant on both US and English history. Ever hear of the “Divine Right of Kings”?? That is considered tyranny too!!!!
KimmyQueen: Uhm… Several months ago I saw Melancholia and seriously that was amazing. In any case what can I say? We just have to be ready for whatever.
Bonfire of the Absurdities: Obama: I had no knowledge of this whatsoever. It’s the fault of a few low level career bureaucrats at NASA. I’m going to wait until he decides to retire then...
GhostntheMachine: Maybe, but I’ve always felt the 17th had to go before anything ever changes. Would start us on the way. Oh, and nice one down below. Boom! http://rocodile.f...
danybhoy: 1st things 1st, repeal the 16th amendment.
danybhoy: Bullshit, they will still support Obama, & would support him for a 3rd term if he could run again. Most of the MSM will accept the regime shitting on them, & the regime knows it....
danybhoy: Don’t tell that to anti-American control zealots like Obama, Holder, Emanual, Bloomberg, Cuomo, Feinstein, & the rest of those who do not understand the words “SHALL NOT...
Karmaa: I can’t take credit for that – It was courtesy of JP… who has far more clever a wit than I can ever hope for! http://www.ihatethem edia.com/poop-foam-c ausing-explosions...
Red Robster: please don’t insult pork. although that’s a funny phrase you came up w. lol pig foam. hmmmm how ’bout pig-sh*t foam?
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Objectors, tell me again why civil war is a terrible idea?
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A mind is a terrible thing to waste…….Sadly there are liberals who think this way…but this was funny.
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LMAO, I’m certain that was satire!
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That is good satire! It is getting harder and harder to come up with it . . . as absurd as this world is getting.
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This was definitely a put-on, although I agree it’s hard to tell sometimes! I think the clincher tho is: “Right now, it says that a person has to be 35 years old and be a natural born citizen. Well, that is obviously unfair because there are a great many otherwise qualified people who cannot run for president because their mothers had to have a C-section.”
Plus, as one of the comments over there says, the grammar and spelling are just too good.
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One of the commenters reported that the C-Section remarks were actually made a few years ago at a City Council mmeeting by some idiot. So apparently this author borrowed from life! I think, and sincerely hope this was a joke.
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I refuse to say it is satire. I do believe there are literate people in North Carolina that believe everything the left says and yet do not understand the difference between a Caesarean and natural-born citizen, and the likelihood that a person of that mind could also be so unaware that they think Chicago isn’t the murder leader of the country. My son the Doctor agrees. Although it could be satire, the Onion-ization of the topics could have been much richer in an approximately equivalent wordatage.
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Someone sent me this in an email a couple of days ago. It immediately reminded me of a radio skit that someone put on where a woman called in to complain about all the deer that were being killed at the “deer crossing” and why didn’t they take those signs down so the deer wouldn’t try to cross there. I believe this letter is a spoof — but it is getting harder to tell the real nonsense from the made up nonsense.
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We live in the nonsensical age my friend….
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I believe this person would eat out of a can , if left to their own . There is NO WAY this person is not a parasite of the State .
C-section , Chicago safer than Morehead City , …………………..
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Honestly, at first I thought this had to be a prank, then I remembered our last election.
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One could only hope that this is satire of some sort, but after some of the crap I’ve seen spilling from these woefully stupid people, I despair for this country’s future.
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LOL but it could be real just stand outside any Cail school including collages and ask a simple question.
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