As Secretary of State, Kerry would elevate climate issues. “He would not only put climate change in the top five issues he raises with every country, but he would probably rethink our entire diplomatic approach to the issue.” Yeah, that’ll go over big with the Middle Eastern states whose economies depend on oil. Maybe Obama should make him Secretary of Statism instead.

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poppajoe49 December 16, 2012 at 8:27 am

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Oh joy! Hitlery with the UN Small Arms Treaty, Ketchup Kerry with the climate change, what’s next?

Not so silent December 16, 2012 at 9:07 am

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And his wife will give everyone free packages of ketchup if they play nice in the climate arena….Another libturb with rectal/cranial inversion syndrome.

KimmyQueen December 16, 2012 at 1:56 pm

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I really dislike Theresa Heinz. That lady does not need to be in anything that has any infuence at all. Kerry is terrible. He is just terrible. This administration is terrible.

RobertW December 17, 2012 at 4:01 pm

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lol been way too long since i heard that phrase.

thanks officer!

Dan December 16, 2012 at 8:36 am

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I guess he wants to make sure that “port” in Kansas remains dry where he stores his yacht to avoid Mass property taxes. Ketchup Kerry (who served in Vietnam) – one of the brightest, intelligent. Democrats!

MGAP December 16, 2012 at 10:17 am

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Rhode Island actually. 7million for a sailboat? Yea, glad he’s down for taxing the 1%ers. I hope Lurch dies before confirmation.

StrinaM December 16, 2012 at 8:49 am

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At least he’s not being put up as SecDef.

RobertW December 16, 2012 at 8:57 am

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SecBlind, or SecDumb maybe.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QL-pjDxRPXg

w/apologies to The Who

Trickie December 16, 2012 at 9:23 am

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Sec of Heinz’s state sauce

Not so silent December 16, 2012 at 9:51 am

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I got to find something to replace Heinz 57 sauce on my steaks…Any suggestions? I don’t want Long Chin and that ugly broad he married for money to get any more of my cash.

MGAP December 16, 2012 at 10:18 am

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Buy better steaks? No need for steak sauce then! ;)

poppajoe49 December 16, 2012 at 10:32 am

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True dat!
A good ribeye needs nothing else, except maybe sauteed mushrooms on the side.

poppajoe49 December 16, 2012 at 10:18 am

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A-1 Steak sauce or Worchestershire sauce.

Not so silent December 16, 2012 at 10:42 am

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With the price of meat under Odummy I gotta watch my dollars…A-1 it is….

KimmyQueen December 16, 2012 at 1:58 pm

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That is what I do. It is absolutely delicious with A-1 or worchestershire…

KimmyQueen December 16, 2012 at 7:48 pm

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A TD on culinary advice? Really?

Not so silent December 16, 2012 at 8:26 pm

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Gotta to be a vegetarian….He/She is just pissed cause broccoli will never taste like prime rib….

Bonfire of the Absurdities December 16, 2012 at 5:55 pm

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Chili’s currently has something called Santa Cruz steak – it comes with this green hot pepper sauce (sides are mashed potatos with jalapenos and cheese plus a corn salsa.) I am not a big steak eater but am a spicy food eater, as you might have guessed. Still, I didn’t know how green hot sauce would play on a steak, but after trying it I really like it. I guess it wouldn’t be everybody’s idea of a good steak dinner but if you’re inclined toward spicy, give it a try….

poppajoe49 December 16, 2012 at 6:08 pm

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Not a big fan of spicy hot. My digestive system never tolerated it well.

flashingscotsman December 17, 2012 at 10:19 am

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Can I get a side of raw jalapenos?

GhostntheMachine December 17, 2012 at 3:40 pm

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Since you guys brought it up, fits with your ” Just to be on the safe side, I always say excuse me BEFORE…” comment over there too.

Almost posted this in Tips a couple weekends ago for the male type persons when I did it, not real clear on the mechanics, may be for the female types too. But when slicing and dicing jalapenos and other magic ingredients for a giant pot of homemade salsa, and bananna peppers for Italian hoagies, we have a new rule.

That’s where the tip and before thing come in. We all know you wash your hands after using the restroom, right? Well, in this situation it’s a really, really, REALLY good idea to wash your hands BEFORE taking a leak too. With boiling water, and a bristle brush, maybe some 20Mule Team too.

What was that poppa? Of course there was a slight amount of alcohol involved! And the water in the shower and bodywash (hey, with my eyes scrunched shut and tears streaming down my face by then I’m lucky I found that) intensified the sensation before it got better. Tomatos boiled over while I was in the shower too. You’ve been warned.

drb December 17, 2012 at 3:47 pm

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LMAO! sorry for your pain, but I’m lol’n over here…just outta reach, cuz I’m smart like that.

RobertW December 17, 2012 at 4:00 pm

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excuse me

next time think milk dip.

that is all.

GhostntheMachine December 17, 2012 at 4:15 pm

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Yeah right, like I was doing any thinking at the time. Thanks for the tip, but there ain’t going to be no next time, that one is seared into my memory so to speak.

Had a great comeback for ya too, prolly be best if I didn’t to it here.

flashingscotsman December 18, 2012 at 11:01 am

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Another good tip, is to wash your hands after slicing peppers, especially if you’re going to have sex with your lady later. Or she’ll be REAL mad.

RobertW December 18, 2012 at 11:45 am

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lol and no cuttin’ cheese in bed

poppajoe49 December 18, 2012 at 8:22 pm

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Someone should have told my ex wife that.
I almost died when she cut the cheese.

RobertW December 18, 2012 at 3:45 pm

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cyber-cider-slider-pickles foreward

poppajoe49 December 17, 2012 at 6:55 pm

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Another good reason to stay away from those peppers.

flashingscotsman December 18, 2012 at 11:02 am

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Life without peppers is like,….I have no idea what that would be like.

RobertW December 18, 2012 at 3:44 pm
RobertW December 16, 2012 at 10:10 pm

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buy better steaks, mushroom side w/onion also good, but
im culinarily considered opinion, roasted garlic, spread on the steak.
copiously spread.

BobontheJob December 16, 2012 at 10:54 am

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John Kerry calls his wife Teresa and says, “Guess what? I’m being picked for Secretary of State!” Teresa responds, “How did you get this number?”