2016? Hillary Clinton 47%, Jeb Bush 33%. Looks like Karl Rove and his RINO buddies need another wet dream.
Obama calls Putin to offer Russia a ‘way out’ of Ukraine crisis after he ordered first sanctions on Moscow. This is like British Prime Minister Neville Chamberlain offering Hitler a way out before WWII. Comedy gold.
As Russia Swallows Up Crimea… Obama Plans Yet Another Vacation for This Weekend. Which no doubt will involve a game of golf or two by our masculine president.
Putin nominated for Nobel Peace Prize among record number of candidates. Meanwhile we hear Dear Leader is being nominated by Guinness World Records for most golf games by a president.
‘There’s nothing fashionable about working at McDonald’s': Fast food employees accuse Moschino of ‘mocking’ minimum wage earners with new $1,000 a dress collection. Well, this should close the wage gap. The working poor won’t be able to tell some rich bitch is one of them or not.
California governor Jerry Brown warns that legalizing marijuana could cost the state its competitive edge if everyone is ‘stoned.’ Sorry Jerry. One look at most liberals should tell you you’re way too late.
De Blasio looking to install ‘black box devices’ into NYC taxis that would turn the meter off when cabbies speed. Already trying to out Nanny ex-mayor Nanny Bloomberg? We have a suggestion. How about a device that turns off liberal politicians when they’re being stupid? Probably undo-able as it would sap the nation’s power grid in about 2 seconds flat.
Exclusive: Piers Morgan Says He’s Staying at CNN to Do “Big Name” Interviews. In our opinion this most likely means that after numerous e-mail and telephone begging sessions he found out no one wants to hire him. Any bets on who the first celebrity to bitch-slap him is?
Surviving Climate Change – By Genetically Altering You. In our opinon it looks like someone’s been watching Waterworld too often.
Ukraine says Russian troops take over airports in Crimea. What will President “Red Line” do now? Ignore it and play golf? Or, ignore it and take another vacation?
Barack Obama: Beyoncé is the perfect role model for my daughters. Talk about a blast from the past (2012). Well, all we have to say is that was certainly a mouth full Mr. President.
Are Climate ‘Deniers’ Anti-Women? Study: ‘Global Warming Will Cause 180,000 More Rapes by 2099′ – Can a carbon tax save you from being raped?! It’s a lot more than 180,000! Try a few hundred million. The rape isn’t sexual, the rape is paying all these carbon taxes, which affects everyone, male and female alike.
Most Americans disappointed in Obama’s presidency, poll says. Dissapointed sounds rather mild. Flabbergasted, disgusted, pissed-off and appalled sound more realistic to us.
Footsteps of Ukrainian impeachment echo all the way back to America. Impeachment of Obama? Sorry, save for a few, our gutless wonders in Congress would be scared shitless to attempt to impeach Emperor Obama.
Al Gore brings climate change message to Kansas City. We wonder why the Goracle didn’t bring up his ice-free Arctic by 2013 prediction? Could it be the polar vortex froze his brain?
UAW calls on NLRB to void defeat at Chattanooga VW plant, order new election. Like 10 year old losers crying to mama to fix their little problems. Pathetic.
Finally A Real Scientific Consensus – Everyone Agrees That The Recent Displaced Polar Vortex Wasn’t Caused By Global Warming. Will this show up in the MSM? Not a chance by our reckoning and Al Gore will probably go into hiding.