ISIS Calls For ‘Lone Wolf’ Supporters To Attack U.S. Soldiers. We bet they’re especially referring to the ones they Feds have been letting back into our country after getting their ISIS training.
Michelle Obama: Americans ‘Take for Granted’ How Much Barack Has Improved US. Now that we’re done laughing. Improved must be the new code word for FUBAR.
The Show Won’t Go On. Taxpayer-funded global warming musical closes early. $697,177 of your tax dollars out the window. So why?
The story revolved around a man named Karl, who quits his job on Shark Week because the show did not emphasize climate change enough. He then disappears with a 15-year-old “Earth Ambassador” for the UN, Julie, who convinces Karl to stage a kidnapping of young children during a global climate summit, on the eminently rational assumption that such an event would make the world act on global warming.
Sounds more like a story about mass pedophilia to us. More proof “you can’t fix stupid.”
ENOUGH IS ENOUGH! OWNER SHUTS DOWN SF RESTAURANT FOR DAY OVER PICKY CUSTOMERS: ‘WE DON’T GIVE A SH*T ABOUT GLUTEN FREE.’ Take that hippies, yuppies, Gen-X’ers, millenials and other assorted self-important SF a-holes! If we’re ever in SF again we’re going to make sure this is where we eat. We hope he leaves the bottom sign up.
Dem Rep: 40 American ISIL Fighters Have Already Returned to the United States. We guess revoking their right to return to the US is just too effing easy.
South Carolina High School Students Flew American Flags to Remember 9/11 – Before a School Banned It. If they’d flown an ISIS flag they probably would have all gotten awards.
Can You Spot the Glaring Error in This CNN Graphic. Hoots man! Looks like they have dead voters in Scotland, too.
Oh, and also Democrats are evidently there.
Climate Change Activists Set to Flood NYC, but Some Doubt the UN’s Approach to the Problem. OK, let’s have some fun.
On September 21, tens of thousands of people, perhaps as many as a hundred thousand, are expected to descend on Manhattan for the People’s Climate March, which promises to be the largest climate change demonstration in history.
How many people do you think will show up? We’re betting it won’t be anywhere near what they’re claiming.
Dems block Cruz bill to strip U.S. citizenship from Islamic State defectors. Now we all now whose side the Democrats are on. The side of ISIS.
Inspector General: Maybe VA Fraud in Phoenix Did Result in Deaths After All. So simple a caveman could figure it out, but not this ‘genius.’
Get College Credit For Going Socialist … And Recruiting Others. What? They’re not paying them? Quick! Someone report them to the Kalifornia People’s State Secretariat of Minimum Wages!
John Murphy @johnmurphy
#AskDems What’s next in your attempt to erode 1st & 2nd amendment rights? Or do you have new & exciting ways planned to take away liberties?
12:27 PM – 18 Sep 2014
Happy Constitution Day! Ninth Circuit Affirms That It’s Illegal To Wear American Flag Shirts On Cinco De Mayo.They must be reading from a different Constitution. Perhaps Obama has his new version out.
DOCTOR: GOV’T ‘TIGHT-LIPPED’ ON RESPIRATORY VIRUS, MAY BE FROM ILLEGALS. More transparency from the Obama administration.
Take a Look Inside Satanists’ Kids Activity Book That Might Soon Be Handed Out to Public School Students. Looks like another global warming group is spewing propaganda.
Chaffetz to DHS Secretary: Did you hear the one about the four suspected terrorists who tried to walk across the border? Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Terrorist. Terrorist who? Terrorist who are going to use WMD. Not funny, it it?
ISIS releases Hollywood style propaganda video in response to US plans to deploy troops in Iraq threatening the ‘fighting has just begun.’ This lends the appearance that ISIS knows we’re going to have boots on the ground before Obama does. Insider tips perhaps?
Satanic Temple to distribute materials to school children in Florida. Don’t distribute any Christian materials like Bibles, or we bet you’ll get arrested.
Obama-Backed “Moderate” Free Syrian Army Members Join ISIS Terror Group. Yes! Let’s keep arming these
moderates uber-radical Muslims so they can give those arms to ISIS.
COPS SEARCHING FOR TEENAGE ILLEGAL ALIEN FOR CARTEL ASSASSINATION ATTEMPT IN TEXAS. MEXICAN NATIONAL BUSTED BRINGING 38 LBS OF METH INTO TEXAS. TEXAS MAN GETS PRISON AFTER SMUGGLING GRENADES FOR MEXICAN CARTEL. Yep, that border sure is secure.
Boehner: Obama’s request for authorization to arm the Syrian “moderates” is a sound one. We surmise ‘moderates’ only behead people on Tuesdays and Thursdays or something?