Los Angeles Unions Want An Exemption From The Minimum Wage Law They Just Lobbied For. The rats are baiting the cheeses for business owners. Then, just when they think they’ve got it, wham!
SHOOTINGS ARE UP 45% IN BILL DE BLASIO’S SAFE ACT-LOVING, FRISK-FREE NEW YORK CITY. Just wait until NYPD starts Zumba dancing. Then it will go back down.
Santorum, Graham, Pataki Join Crowded 2016 GOP Field. We appear to be close to the saturation point when it will soon be easier to list who isn’t running.
DOJ Rules for Cleveland Police: ‘De-Escalation’ Instead of Force; Use (Nice) Words, Not Guns. We suggest the DOJ copy NYPD and have Cleveland PD trained to Zumba Dance whenever there’s a problem.
NYPD boss spent $60K on dance studio for cops, infuriating Bratton. Next time they have a riot NYPD can send a flash mob and Zumba dance the rioters away. Wouldn’t seeing 50 NYPD cops coming at you doing the Zumba scare your shitless?
Report: Clinton Foundation Donors got Weapons Deals While Hillary was at State. Look! Hillary did accomplish something while Secretary of State. Stuffing her and Bill’s pockets while jetting around on the taxpayer’s dime.
Democratic Challenger Calls out Hillary Clinton: ‘When You Hustle Money Like That…’ Meet Hillary Clinton AKA the Money Hustler.
Hillary Clintons Tweet about Obama on illegal aliens. She think’s it’s perfectly OK for his Imperial Majesty Obama to make up laws because Congress won’t act. What a crock.
5th Circuit is wrong on immigration. @POTUS followed precedent, took steps for families when GOP House wouldn't. Must continue the fight. -H
— Hillary Clinton (@HillaryClinton) May 27, 2015
Corrupt FIFA Has Clinton Foundation Ties; World Cup Host Qatar Gave Millions. It looks like the Clinton Foundation has some smelly balls.
Good News: Marie Harf Gets Promoted by John Kerry to Work on Iran Nuclear Negotiations Strategy. We know the Iranian’s are thinking “double down stupid” in between rolling on the floor laughing.
IRS: THIEVES USED OUR SYSTEM TO STEAL TAX INFO FROM 100,000. So what ever happened to honor amongst thieves?
Breaking: Fifth Circuit upholds injunction against executive amnesty. Obama gets smacked down by the Federal Courts again.
Bill Clinton Created Shell Company So Hillary Wouldn’t Have To Report Income In Financial Disclosure. The peasants do not need to know!
You’re 45% more likely to be murdered in de Blasio’s Manhattan. Bill must be jealous of Chicago and Baltimore.
#BlackLivesMatter or Something: 63 Shot, 21 Dead in Holiday Weekend Carnage in Baltimore and Chicago. Sadly, we have a combined grand total for the Memorial Day Weekend carnage. Evidently no one was shot or killed by white-Christian-Republican-Tea Party-Militia members with concealed carry permits.
Islamic Cleric: Masturbation Will Result In Pregnant Hands. Sombody quick! Warn the CAL-OSHA Board Members!!!
Catastrophic flooding hits Texas and Oklahoma. This is a tragedy and we offer our condolences to everyone. We’ve been hearing for years how the drought in the midwest is due to global warming. We wonder how long before the first wingnut pipes up and blames the flooding on global warming?
California To Force Porn Actresses To Wear Safety Goggles On Set. We have to wonder what this “research” involved? We suspicion that after 5 years the members (pun intended) of the CAL-OSHA Board of Directors will be filing carpal-tunnel syndrome worker’s comp claims. Hey! It’s California! You don’t have to make this stuff up!
The California Occupational Safety and Health Standards Board released a 21-page proposal of porno regulations. If you find it funny that the state is pushing this volume of rules for porn shoots, it’s even more hilarious that they spent 5-years of hearings and research to come up with this stuff.
24-Year Olds From California Arrested for Trying to Join ISIS. Muhanad Badawi and Nader Elhuzayel. Sounds like white, Republican, Tea Party, veteran terrorists to us.
New Yorker Omits Fiorina & Carson From Cover, Portrays GOP As All White Men. At least they’re not old bags like Hillary, Bernie Sanders and Fauxchahontas.
No small mistake: Obama’s embarrassing Memorial Day proclamation leaves many stunned. Does Obama ever watch anything besides ESPN?
— The White House (@WhiteHouse) May 25, 2015
Governor Huckabee Will Address the RedState Gathering. #redstate should probably think about changing their name to #rinostate.