Berkeley cracks down on notorious drug and crime house. Who says liberal government in the People’s Republic of Berkeley doesn’t work?

Records detail George Zimmerman’s medical injuries. According to the FBI this was a hate crime. Perhaps they have the wrong hater?

Greece on brink of collapse. Are Greeks withdrawing Euros because they know the poop is about to hit the fan and their new currency will be worth a lot less? Who’s next? Spain? California?

Illegal immigrant a 20-year worker at NJ airport Let the buck-passing begin!

Exclusive: Barack Obama’s High School Drug Dealer Claims Young Barry Stole His Bong, Still Owes Him for a Dime Bag. Don’t Bogart that bong my friend, please return it to me.

Obama’s illegal immigrant uncle now eligible for a driver’s license – less than a year after drunk driving arrest. Dear President Obama, Please send your uncle some money so he can at least get rid of the leisure suit.

Mexico launches national tsunami warning system. Meanwhile, thousands die every year from narco-violence. Talk about misplaced priorities.

George Lucas pushes low-income housing option. George Lucas really is Darth Vader….to progressive and liberal NIMBY’s.

‘Champagne socialist’ Francois Hollande under fire as he makes his first trip as French president…in a £12,000-an-hour private jet. Hey, be nice now. He’s got to do a lot of catching up to keep up with the Obama’s.

Clinton’s $580K office and Bush’s $83K phone bill: The taxpayer-funded perks of being an ex-president. None of them are poor. They should be paying their own way, not sucking off the tax-payer tit.

DINOSAUR FARTS MAY HAVE WARMED ANCIENT EARTH. Darn! We would have guessed unicorn farts, which is equally moronic as this theory.

Romney stands silent as supporter charges Obama with treason. Our response to this is: “___________!”

CIA thwarts Al Qaeda underwear bomb plot on anniversary of bin Laden’s death, US officials say. Was the giveaway that he was wearing that new Bin Laden Anniversary Underwear by Fruit of the Oasis?

French president-elect’s domestic status a yawn for tolerant French. Freeloaders only care about what they get for “free” from the government. Obama could have 3 wives and 4 mistresses and the freeloaders here would still vote for him as long as he’s giving away “free” stuff. AKA as the toils of others.

KIDS RAPED, SODOMIZED ON FACEBOOK PAGES. Evidently Facebook needs some new censorship software that censors something besides the politically incorrect.

THE GRAPH THAT SHOULD DESTROY OCCUPY WALL STREET. From breaking windows to blowing up bridges. OWS should be declared a terrorist group so they can have membership privileges at the GITMO Country Club.

Obama and His Ilk Are Experts in Only One Area: Legalized Plunder. Sleaze & Theft-Obama 2012.

SNL scraps sketch critical of Obama, replaces it with Fox News parody. We wonder if SNL got word from the White House that they’d all end up in GITMO being water boarded if they aired it? Transcript here.

Sarkozy concedes after French presidential runoff. France sinks farther into the socialist cesspool.

The New York Times Accidentally Confirms the President’s Laughably Pathetic Work Ethic. To paraphrase Alfred E. Newman: What? Me workee?

Solar Disarray China is stealing America’s solar manufacturing industry. Should we fight back—or rejoice? We say we should not only rejoice, we should thank them because they saved us billions on more Obama boondoggles.

Beautiful: Obama IRS Refunding Billions to Illegals Who Are Claiming Kids… In Mexico. Yet another redistribution of wealth. Viva la IRS! Viva Obama! Meanwhile, if you’re a US citizen and owe money you can expect the IRS to be up your ass a few feet.

ADB sounds alarm on climate change. “Time is running out on the fast-growing Asian region to step up and help prevent catastrophic climate change, foreign experts said yesterday.” Yes, time IS running out! It’s not going to be long before EVERYONE figures out it’s a scam.

Obama administration urges freer access to cell phone records. Can you imagine the screaming if Bush said this?

Four Georgia men arrested for ‘beating to death’ ex-Marine who survived TWO tours of duty in Iraq. Here’s the sound of more chirping by the MSM. Nowadays only whites killing blacks merits their attention.