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Principal Reassigned After Jewish Students Shown Photos of Ovens And Told to ‘Get In.’ We hear the Gaza School District is offering him a new job.

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Americans really wish they had elected Mitt Romney instead of Obama. Well, it only took 5 1/2 years for buyer’s remorse to set in. Must be a slow quinquennium.

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Leading Liberal Website Falls For Fake Story About Michele Bachmann. Gotta love it when the leftist trolls get trolled.

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‘Freedom Flotilla II’ set to sail for Gaza from Turkey. Great way to smuggle in more weapons. Not too obvious are we?

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George Will: We should say to these kids ‘welcome to America, you’re going to be Americans.’ Can they all move in with you George? Are you paying George? Are you paying for all their education George? We didn’t think so.

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Boston ‘Teeming With Protesters’ in Giant Rally Against Housing Illegal Immigrants in the State. It would appear the east coast ivy league educated uber liberals are NIMBY’s.

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Victory in Palmer v. D.C. If you like your gun you can carry your gun. Smoke must be coming out of Bloomberg’s ears about now.

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Hamas fires rockets toward Israel after terror group rejects truce proposal. Petulant children figure out quickly if they hit big brother he’s going to hit back, a concept so simple a 3 year old could figure it out.

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Chicago’s Emanuel wants city to house 1,000 more young illegal immigrants, report says. Our report says follow the money.

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U.S. evacuates embassy in Libya amid violent clashes between militias. Yet another Obama administration ‘smart diplomacy’ success story.

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National Guard Won’t Allow Its Own Troops To Be Honored At Vacation Bible School. Gay parade? OK! Church meet and greet? No way!

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The Typical Household, Now Worth a Third Less. Evidently ‘income equality’ doesn’t mean uplifting the poor, it means dragging down the middle class. A progressive dream come true.

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Elections Are Coming And Republicans Are Wasting Their Time (Again). This reminds us of an Aesop Fable, the RINOs and the Democrats.

One summer day some RINOs were getting drunk on their own self-importance and running about. They were having a wonderful time being RINOs, patting themsleves on the back and complaining about the Tea Party. They saw some Democrats who were busy laying out propaganda and gathering voters for the fall.

“Stop and talk to us,” said the RINOs. “We can complain about the Tea Party and get drunk on our own self-importance for awhile.”

“Oh no,” said the Democrats. “The fall election is coming. We are busy getting all the Democrats together and winning votes for the election. We think you should do the same.”

“Oh, we can’t be bothered,” said the RINOs. “November is a long time off. There are plenty of votes.” So the RINOs continued to run about, complaining about the Tea Party and getting drunk on their own self-importance. The Democrats continued to work very hard.

When the November election day came the RINOs had few votes. Boehner and Rove cried on each other’s shoulders, then they went to the Democrat’s house and asked, “Can we have some of your votes or maybe some dead voters? Without them we won’t have a majority in Congress,” whined the RINOs.

“You screwed off and got drunk on your own self-importance all last summer,” said the Democrat in disgust. “You ignored the Tea Party and the conservatives who again failed to get in line with your stupid idea that being moderates is what your party wants.”

“You can continue to shoot yourselves in the foot by being divisive and getting drunk on your own self-importance, which will assure we could run Bozo the Clown and still win the White House in 2016.” They gave him no votes and the country continued to be screwed over.

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Obama: ‘You Don’t Get to Pick Which Rules You Play By.’ Cough! Cough! That is unless it’s Obama cherry picking and changing rules about Obamacare and immigration. Eleventy!

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Psych patient shoots two at Darby hospital, doctor returns fire. A mass murderer sees ‘gun free zone’ and reads ‘I can kill plenty of people before the cops ever get here.’ The good doctor read it as “Sorry asshole, we lied! Bang! We expect by next week we’ll be reading he was fired for not following company policy.

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OBAMA PROMISES NO ASYLUM FOR MIGRANTS FLEEING POVERTY, BAD NEIGHBORHOODS. Wink! Wink! This is code for: Psssst! Just make sure they say they’re fleeing violent drug cartels and they’re in like Flynn.

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Meet the Hamas billionaires. Oh look! They’re poor! Just like the Clintons!

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ISTOOK: Obama wants to be impeached. As much as we like the thought, the best course is get a stranglehold on the House and Senate this November. Then tell him if he doesn’t put his pen and his phone down and start acting like a President instead of a deity they will impeach him and no one’s going to argue about it.

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IRS Strikes Deal With Atheist Group to Monitor Content of Sermons. More harassment. First non-profit political organizations and now churches. You can bet no one will be spying in Mosques.

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UN Warns Countries With Draconian Abortion Bans That They’re Violating Human Rights. Our absurdity meter is spinning at 100,000 RPM. If letting little babies live is ‘draconian,’ is brutally aborting little babies considered civilized by the UN? Go figure.

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Reports: 12-hour cease-fire in Gaza. Secretary of State Lurch must have threatened to get naked if they didn’t capitulate. Just enough time for Hamas to stock up on guns and ammo.

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Reebok has developed its own bacon products to CrossFit community. Any minute now and CAIR will denounce this as anti-Muslim and Obama will get his pen and phone out.

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Gaza conflict: Israel rejects John Kerry ceasefire. Evidently Secretary Heinz needs to bring some kosher ketchup to the table.

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More Congressmen Demand Answers About Planned Parenthood Abortion Quotas. We wonder what Planned Parenthood would do if they were told to go to the border and abort all the anchor babies coming across inside illegal mommy?

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Study: Climate Models Overestimated Global Warming For The Last 55 Years. In other words, they could have done as well using a Magic 8 Ball and saved billions of dollars on nothing.

 

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