How Big Would Be Treasury Dept’s Very Last Debt Ceiling Request? Weasel replies: “It would make you uncomfortable”. wow. The fact that Geithner still has a job makes ALL of us uncomfortable.
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More than a dozen 5th graders ‘mutilated themselves during class in protest against bullying’
More than a dozen 5th graders ‘mutilated themselves during class in protest against bullying’. Ahh yes. Little democrat protestors in the making. In other news, 50 anti-gun protestors shot themselves to show their disgust at gun owners – the whole thing was video taped by several hundred OWS iPhones and the new, larger MAX iPad.
Is Greece becoming a third world country? HIV, Malaria and TB rates soar as health services are slashed by savage cuts
Is Greece becoming a third world country? HIV, Malaria and TB rates soar as health services are slashed by savage cuts. “The news comes as it was revealed Greece will get €5.9billion in new bailout money on Monday.” The product of being non-productive.
This Pork Eating Crusader Patch Is A Huge Hit With Troops In Afghanistan
This Pork Eating Crusader Patch Is A Huge Hit With Troops In Afghanistan. Sign us up for the “Bacon Brigade!”
Three in 10 young adults live with parents, highest level since 1950s
Three in 10 young adults live with parents, highest level since 1950s. “Surprisingly, most “boomerang kids” don’t mind living with mom and dad. If ever there were a stigma about living with parents through one’s late twenties and thirties, the recession and, along with it, a practical dollars-and-cents outlook on life have all but erased that perception.” The crack research team at IHTM believes that ‘learning to live off someone else’ early in life makes the transition easier to living off the state. We wouldn’t want anyone to be embarassed by waiting in line for food stamps, would we?
Being Conservative SUCKS.
Being Conservative SUCKS.
Communism vs. Capitalism – Photos from E. Germany.
Communism vs. Capitalism – Photos from E. Germany. 40 years of communist rule vs. 10 years of capitalism. In other news, England looking to privatize their healthcare system. Failed social experiments now the playbook of our own Failure-in-Chief.
Occupy Occupy D.C. Build Wind Turbine to Memorialize Dead Birds… killed… by…
Occupy Occupy D.C. Build Wind Turbine to Memorialize Dead Birds… killed… by… Wait for it… WIND TURBINES. In other news, the artist commissioned to build a sculpture of the liberal’s collective brains has given up, stating that he could not find a pin head small enough to hold the masterpiece.
The heartbreaking truth of women disfigured by their husbands.
The heartbreaking truth of women disfigured by their husbands. “Every year in Pakistan, at least 100 men feel entitled to throw acid into the faces of their wives, some of them still in early adolescence.” Now go put on that burka!
$1 million lotto winner continues to collect food stamps
$1 million lotto winner continues to collect food stamps. Made in Detroit!
$11 Million To Help 400 Job Seekers Aided Only 2
$11 Million To Help 400 Job Seekers in Detroit Aided Only 2. “The (clothing) boutique was to provide business attire for low-income residents for job interviews… residents were required to have a job interview scheduled.” Well there’s the problem! No one in Detroit is looking for a job – they already get everything for FREE!!
Steve Bridges dead at 48.
Steve Bridges dead at 48. One talented man. Our thoughts go to his family. If you’ve never seen his George Bush impersonation… you owe it to yourself to look it up.
Revealed: Barack Obama’s gay transgender prostitute nanny who made him laugh by trying on his mother’s lipstick
Revealed: Barack Obama’s gay transgender prostitute nanny who made him laugh by trying on his mother’s lipstick. “‘Evie’ (pictured in drag) cared for the boy she called Barry (inset) when his mother Ann Dunham moved to the Indonesian capital of Jakarta in the late 1960s. Openly gay, she would leave the house dressed in full drag – but was very careful that Barack never saw her. After the family moved back to Hawaii, she started to work as a prostitute and now lives in a slum.” Everything Barry touches ends up screwed and out of work.
Obama Adviser: ‘References to Size, Power or Sexual Potency…Could be Banned From Automobile Advertising’
Obama Adviser: ‘References to Size, Power or Sexual Potency…Could be Banned From Automobile Advertising’. John P. Holdren aka “NutJob”, the White House science adviser to President Barack Obama, thinks the government should force advertisers to remove all that sexy talk from what they consider to be “bad” products. Holdren is a “population control” kook too. GOD complex anyone?
Buffalo, NY teachers get free plastic surgery
Buffalo, NY teachers get free plastic surgery. “The sweet deal that all the 3,400 teachers in Buffalo are eligible to get under one of their insurance plan options, they are billed nothing for any plastic surgery procedure, such as botox, liposuction, tummy tucks, and there is no deductible. Last year, Buffalo’s schools spent $5.9 million on plastic surgery which is also known as a cosmetic rider.” Apparently the plan doesn’t cover cranioanal extractions.
Look out Kate Upton, AZ pol pushing anti-Photoshopping bill!
Look out Kate Upton, AZ pol pushing anti-Photoshopping bill! Nanny States of America! We’re not going to tell you what you can and cannot do… we’ll just make the prices “necessarily skyrocket.”
Japan invents speech-jamming gun that silences people mid-sentence
Japan invents speech-jamming gun that silences people mid-sentence. Build it right into the teleprompter, right? Unfortunately, it might not work on Obama: “They found that the device works better on people who were reading aloud than engaged in “spontaneous speech” and it cannot stop people making meaningless sounds, such as “ahhh,” that are uttered over a long time period.”
PETA ‘killed more than 95 per cent of adoptable dogs and cats in its care last year’
PETA ‘killed more than 95 per cent of adoptable dogs and cats in its care last year’. “Despite its $37.4million budget, PETA employees make little effort to find homes for the thousands of animals they kill every year. Records from 2011 alone state that of the 1,992 cats and dogs received, 34 were transferred, and 24 were adopted.” At least a nice, warm fur coat would have given meaning to these animal’s lives. Oh, the hypocrisy. I’m sure each PETA member will also be voting for the Wall-Street-backed-Anti-Wall-Street-Candidate.
The DOW passed 13,000 ! YAY! or maybe not…
The DOW passed 13,000 ! YAY! or maybe not… “…it is entirely due to the nearly $7 trillion pumped by global central banks into the world stock markets just in the past 4 years.” Funny money = funny stocks. No one is laughing.
Let’s play “find the BOOGER!”
Let’s play “find the BOOGER!” Hillary Clinton dons lime green shirt for G20 ‘family photo’ while everyone else wears white
Obama drops in on Chinese restaurant … and cheeky owner grabs handful of his BUTT
Obama drops in on Chinese restaurant … and cheeky owner grabs handful of his BUTT. Kowtowing to the Chinese vote, Obama orders a heapin’ helpin’ of yummy sweet and sour pork barrel butt – with a side of spicy Kung Mao chicken.
Geithner: Why, no, our new budget does nothing to address America’s long-term fiscal crisis
Geithner: Why, no, our new budget does nothing to address America’s long-term fiscal crisis. A weasel and some bad graphs… what could possibly go wrong?
It’s official: Chicago is nation’s corruption capital.
It’s official: Chicago is nation’s corruption capital. “A University of Illinois study has found what many probably already suspected: Chicago is the corruption capital of the nation.” Nice job, professor. NOW how are we going to fund these lame studies?? Oh, the irony.
We knoe what’s bess for yur child!
We knoe what’s bess for yur child, cuz we ben skooled to knoe more dan yu.
Video was pulled. Here’s the story: Bureaucrats vs. Parents — Who Should Choose Where Children Are Educated? “[Educators] are the people who know best about how to serve children, that’s not necessarily true of an individual resident,” Squires said. “I’m not saying they don’t want the best for their children, but they may not know what actually is best from an education standpoint.” McMillin responds, “Wow, parents don’t know what’s best for their child…”
Dont Let Them Fool You into Thinking Allah’s Laws are Backwards
Dont Let Them Fool You into Thinking Allah’s Laws are Backwards. No wonder muslims are so angry. Who would want more than one spouse at a time?
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