Obamacare victims are “liars,” says top Democrat. Well, in the former USSR, anybody who didn’t like the benevolent gubbermint policies was “crazy”. So there.
Bonfire of the Absurdities
Greenpeace co-founder: No scientific evidence of man-made global warming. “…the Earth is in an unusually cold period and some warming would be a good thing.” From the comments: “…no theory worth its’ salt, needs to be protected from others’ right to question, challenge, or discuss it.” Yeah, but certain political theories seem to need that a whole lot.
Biden says Voter ID laws evidence of “zealotry” and “hatred”. Ironically, as the article notes, the warm-bucket-of-spit’s alleged home state itself has voter ID requirements. Way to go, Slow Joe.
Florida Democrat: Without immigration reform, where will we get our landscapers and maids? Well, the entitled political class in medieval times simply captured people and forced them to do such jobs…
Ex-President Carter planning trip to Venezuela. “Former U.S. President Jimmy Carter is expressing concern about Venezuela’s escalating political crisis and wants to meet with leaders on both sides to help ease tensions in an upcoming trip.” It’s bad enough the house is on fire but now the toilet is about to overflow.
Black Pastors: Impeach Holder. “A coalition of black pastors … calling for the impeachment of Attorney General Eric Holder for violating his oath of office by trying ‘to coerce states to fall in line with the same-sex marriage agenda.’” Let’s just say consistent, gross abuse of power. Gross.
Report: ‘Rampant corruption’ in Booker’s Newark. “Will the national media run with this story, considering that it appears to entangle a rising star politician from New Jersey?” Well, they might if Booker was a fat, white Republican who may have caused a traffic jam…
CNN’s media critic: Journalists shouldn’t ‘give equal time’ to global warming skeptics. “Let’s begin with an important journalistic statement. Some stories don’t have two sides. Some stories are simply true. There’s no necessity to give equal time to the ‘other side.’ One of these is climate change.” “Journ0lists” trying to decide scientific truth is like fish trying to pedal bicycles.
HHS seeking access to “full Twitter historical data”… for “ongoing monitoring” of public health issues. What “public health” issues are they monitoring? Psychosis-induced failure to kiss Obama’s behind? Hallucinations that progressives are fascists? Public health issues… riiiight.
Obama administration under growing pressure to make an arrest in the Benghazi attack. “…to quash lingering criticism of its response and help clear the road for a possible Hillary Clinton presidential run in 2016.” In other news, YouTube announced an outage due to a rash of users trying to remove films they posted…
Does Obama have any foreign policy successes? Does a bear buy insurance via the healthcare.gov website while crapping in the woods? “Obama hired a Secretary of State who had no relevant experience for the job because he wanted to avoid criticism from her … and because he read in a book that Lincoln surrounded himself with rivals.” Next question.
With 2015 budget request, Obama will call for an end to era of austerity. There was an “era of austerity”? We musta missed that 3 seconds of his administration.
Feds spending $175,000 to observe “swimming abilities” of fish. “Study will produce a ‘fish swimming video’.” To paraphrase the old song, “Fish gotta swim, birdbrains gotta govern…”
New ObamaCare losers: Public Employees. “Cities, counties, public schools and community colleges around the country have limited or reduced the work hours of part-time employees to avoid having to provide them with health insurance under the Affordable Care Act, state and local officials say.” ObamaCare pi**es into the wind, supporters tell themselves it’s raining.
Dem Sen Manchin: “I will vote tomorrow to repeal” Obamacare. And if you believe that, we have a crony-capitalist, closed-bid, federally-funded, shovel-ready, unneeded bridge-to-nowhere project in West Virginia to sell you.
Michelle Obama: “Young people are knuckleheads,” which is why they need Obamacare. Yeah, she just called the demographic group that most fervently supported her nincompoop husband “knuckleheads.”
Senate Democrats: Why didn’t someone tell us Obamacare would cut Medicare? “Kay Hagan and other vulnerable Senate Democrats are now whacking the Centers for Medicare & Medicaid for enacting changes required by Obamacare.” Maybe they shoulda read the effing bill.
Over FCC interest in “story selection”, MSM finally a bit curious about Obama Admin. “Our biggest problem is that the press has voluntarily surrendered its freedoms for the sake of idols and ideologies.” Feet of clay, brains of poop.
MN Dems laugh when asked why Obamacare doesn’t save families money. “I thought the Affordable Care Act would save $2,500 per family,” a constituent asked. “What happened?” Klobuchar and Walz looked at each other sheepishly, before laughing uncomfortably. The joke’s on us, as usual.
Vote turnout tactics won’t sell ObamaCare. “…veterans of the president’s reelection campaign are literally hitting the bricks, going door to door in targeted neighborhoods trying to find new customers one at a time.” Wonder if Mickey Mouse, the Dallas Cowboys and Adolf Hitler have signed up yet?
Union members indicted for burning down Quaker church. “Ironworkers Local 401 [was charged] with allegedly participating in a conspiracy to commit criminal acts of extortion, arson, destruction of property, and assault in order to force construction contractors to hire union ironworkers,” the FBI said in a press release. But MSNBC thinks workers don’t want to join unions because of “racism.”
Subpar: Anti-Obama street art covers Santa Monica. When you’ve lost Santa Monica, you’ve lost…. er… umm… well, Santa Monica.
George Soros more than DOUBLES net worth during Obama years – now at $20 BILLION. The income inequality Obama doesn’t talk about.
Hollywood asks California to cut taxes — for the film industry. The one percent wants a tax cut – fancy that.