George Will: “Liberalism has a kind of Tourette’s Syndrome these days.” “It’s become a joke among young people. You go to a campus where this kind of political correctness reigns and some young person will say looks like it’s going to rain. The person looks and says, ‘you’re a racist’.” That statement’s undoubtedly racist according to the current Democrat-Media complex style guide.
Bonfire of the Absurdities
State Department to spend $400,000 for camel statue in Pakistan. “Public art which will be presented in the new embassy should reflect the values of a predominantly Islamist country.” A big statue of a horse’s ass will reflect the values of this one.
Record-High 60% of Californians say they pay too much tax. Hmmm, and the Kleptocrats usually win 60% of the vote in California. Coincidence, we’re sure.
Standoff at Bundy Ranch ends, with photo of the year so far. “The new head of the BLM, Neil Kornze, worked for Harry Reid as a policy adviser from 2003 to 2011.” That probably explains everything.
US warns Russia of “additional consequences” over Ukraine. Doing the same thing over and over and over and over again and expecting a different result.
Science communicator: “I’d like nothing better than if thousands of middle-class white people died in an extreme weather event.” “…Joe Q. Flyover doesn’t understand science. He wants evidence.” Apparently a satire but it sounds so much like something a Gore or Kerry would say, it reveals the depths that contemporary “climate science” has plumbed.
Divorce Beltway Style. “The Democratic breakup that exposes Washington’s rotten core.” “Law making” today is about politicians throwing obstacles in everyone’s path and then charging money to navigate rent-seekers around them. When the Democrooks rail about “money in politics”, they’re railing about themselves. “The Podestas are the One Percent.”
Individuals targeted as San Francisco tech money protests intensify. No Republicans in Frisco so the Lefties declare war on each other. Q: Why is constant use of class warfare rhetoric for political gain like pissing in the wind? A: Who cares, protestors are burning down my million-dollar condo! More here.
NATO: Satellite photos show Russia mobilizing on Ukraine border. Is Putin showing more weakness or is he just trying to protect the Ukraine desert tortoises?
Rep. Frank Wolf to withhold funds from lawless Eric Holder. “When our FY 2015 bill is marked up this spring, I intend to withhold $1 million for every overdue report from the FY 2013 and FY 2014 bills.” Expect the Dept of “Justice” to hold an assault weapon fire sale (excuse our double entendre) in Mexico soon.
UK Minister: Fight Climate Change by reducing “smelly emissions” from baked beans. Pardon us, old chap, but most of those “smelly emissions” emanate from politicians and other fools with a preponderance of feces in their crania.
The Red Line and the Rat Line. “Bombshells expose Obama’s fraud in Syria and Benghazi.” Why isn’t this a major story plastered over front pages and being read phonetically by TV talking heads all over the sh*t-stream media? Simple, a Republican isn’t president.
Emails show Democrat on Oversight Committee was working with Lois Lerner to target True the Vote. “That [Rep. Elijah] Cummings (D-MD) and the IRS sought nearly identical information raises the strong probability of collusion between the government agency and the Democrats on the House Government Oversight and Reform Committee.” Not a smidgen of corruption so finding evidence of any is raaaaaacist.
Hank Aaron compares Republicans that oppose Obama to KKK. Yeah, and if Obama was a baseball player, it’d be racist to strike him out. So there.
Eric Holder plays race card. “You look at the way the Attorney General of the United States was treated yesterday by a House Committee. … What Attorney General has ever had to deal with that kind of treatment?” Let’s turn that question around: what other AG has peed on Congress as much as you?
IRS under fire: Vote for Obama stickers, campaign cheerleading commonplace. “…it was ‘commonplace’ in a Dallas IRS office for employees to have pro-Obama screensavers on their computers, and to have campaign-style buttons and stickers at their office.” Not a smidgen of corruption… Hey, a glob the size of Jupiter ain’t no smidgen.
Holder to Louie Gohmert over contempt charge: “You don’t want to go there, buddy!” Holder holds you guys in contempt, no reason you shouldn’t return the favor.
The spread of “debate is over” syndrome. “On climate and other issues, many in academia, media, government insist their viewpoint is unassailable and won’t tolerate dissent.” Nobody expects the American inquisition… our chief weapons are “SHUT UP”, “YOU’RE FIRED” and “RAAAAAACISM”…
Time: Hank Aaron would’ve faced more racism today because Twitter. “Aaron got off easy four decades ago, long before social media dominated every facet of our lives.” Time makes one long for the insightfulness and intellectual integrity of Newsweek. Er, make that Mad Magazine.
Nancy Pelosi suggests Robert Gibbs is being paid to criticize Obamacare. Nancy Pelosi, poster-girl for National Psychological Projection
The market for common sense. “…two years before his death, Hugo Chavez tried to repeal the law of supply and demand … Chavez despised the law because he believed it robbed the poor and unjustly profited producers.” The fact that nitwits like Chavez and Obama can be elected and re-elected is proof the market for common sense has nearly vanished.
“FaithVoters4Hillary” verified Twitter Account has thousands of fake followers. Maybe she’s running for mayor of Potemkin village.
Eich: if you were waiting for the moment when the Cold Civil War actually begins, this might be it. “…any instrument of social coercion big enough to give you everything you want is an instrument big enough to take away everything that you have.” Including your life. Progressivism’s endgame has arrived.