300-Pound OJ Simpson is tackling his weight problem in prison by swapping cookies and ice cream for tuna and veggies so he can look ‘handsome again’ for the ladies. Um OJ, those ‘ladies’ in prison aren’t ladies.
Did Congress pass Obamacare the right way? Court dismisses lawsuit. Let’s see. It’s a tax, but it’s not designed to raise revenue. Looks like we have a legal oxymoron. Emphasis on 3 morons.
Obviously, Israel is one of our strongest allies in the Middle East, and she has the right to defend herself,” Grimes said. “But the loss of life, especially the innocent civilians in Gaza, is a tragedy. The Iron Dome has been a big reason why Israel has been able to withstand the terrorists that have tried to tunnel their way in.
We present the winner of the IHTM genius of the day award.
Jesse Ventura: Don’t feel sorry for Chris Kyle’s widow, I’m the victim here. Jesse really should go to a Seal reunion.
COLLECT MORE THAN $7,000 PER MONTH FOR ‘FOSTERING’ ADULT ILLEGAL ALIENS. Meanwhile, we see TV commercials on a daily basis asking for people to donate clothes and school supplies for foster children who are US citizens.
Keep Your Guns at Home: Stay Granted in Washington D.C. Carry Case. Thugs all over town are no doubt celibrating.
Jeff Sessions: House Border Bill Is a ‘Surrender To a Lawless President.’ The Republicans in the House will henceforth be known as the Neo French. We surrender!
Emails show White House adviser intervened on ObamaCare ‘bailout’ after industry appeals. It must not have worked as evidenced by the 50%+ increase our insurance company notified us about. Yet another Obama fail and a win/win for the health insurance industry. They get free government money plus they get to screw their clients.
UNBELIEVABLY DISTURBING — Obama Thanks Muslims For “Building The Very Fabric Of Our Nation”… Yes! All the founding fathers were Muslim! George Akbar Washington, Mullah John Adams, Thomas Hussein Jefferson, John Saddam Hancock, et al.
New Bloomberg Anti-Gun Ad Inadvertently Proves Why Women Need a Gun. Yet another think/fail from the progressive liberal brain trust.
‘Faith Won Over Atheism’: Judges Unanimously Rule in Favor of 9/11 ‘Christian’ Cross — But Is the Battle Really Over? Atheists believe in nothing. They have nothing at this memorial. You’d think they’d be happy with nothing.
2 U.S. Marshals, NYPD Officer Shot in Greenwich Village. How are all those strict gun laws working for you New Yorkers?
Obama Goes Around Congress — Again — to Expand Obamacare Coverage. Obama runs around Congress so much that we can’t believe they’re not all dizzy.
D.C. police chief orders officers not to arrest legal gun owners carrying weapons in public. We love the sight of liberal heads spinning in the morning. It looks like……victory.
Facebook says page calling for death to Jews doesn’t violate ‘community standards.’ It appears to us that Facebook has the lowest community standards….ever.
Principal Reassigned After Jewish Students Shown Photos of Ovens And Told to ‘Get In.’ We hear the Gaza School District is offering him a new job.
Americans really wish they had elected Mitt Romney instead of Obama. Well, it only took 5 1/2 years for buyer’s remorse to set in. Must be a slow quinquennium.
Leading Liberal Website Falls For Fake Story About Michele Bachmann. Gotta love it when the leftist trolls get trolled.
‘Freedom Flotilla II’ set to sail for Gaza from Turkey. Great way to smuggle in more weapons. Not too obvious are we?