Media Ignores Obama’s 60 Minutes Ratings Collapse – Down 69% in a Week. We’d bet that the people who run 60 Minutes thought their ratings would increase. Us? As soon as we saw Obama was going to be on 60 Minutes we changed the channel to a more interesting test pattern.
Latest Climate Idiocy: Global Warming Created ISIS. We smoke two joints in the morning, we smoke two joints at night, we smoke two joints every day, just before we write.
REPORT: OBAMA HAS MISSED OVER HALF HIS SECOND-TERM DAILY INTEL BRIEFINGS. Way to go President AWOL. Miss over half of your daily briefings and then throw the intelligence community under the bus. Classy!
Obama: The Country Is Better Off, People Just Don’t Feel It. President Delusional.
Kid Looks Like a Genius with Matter-of-Fact Retort Why Common Core Math Problem 8 + 5 Doesn’t Add Up. We believe the correct answer is eleventy.
Florida Woman Arrested for Possession of… SpaghettiOs? Always wash your silverware after eating Spaghetti O’s, especially in Floriduh.
OBAMA BLAMES INTELLIGENCE COMMUNITY FOR HIS OWN MILITARY FAILURES. Again, it’s not President Perfect’s fault. It’s never President Perfect’s fault.
London (AFP) – The British inventor of the World Wide Web warned on Saturday that the freedom of the internet is under threat by governments and corporations interested in controlling the web. Tim Berners-Lee, a computer scientist who invented the web 25 years ago, called for a bill of rights that would guarantee the independence of the internet and ensure users’ privacy.
And here we thought Al Gore invented the internet. Silly us.
Ferguson Police Officer Shot in Arm Is a Male; Shooter Still at Large. So should the police start rioting and looting?
NOAA: 1695 Low Max Records Broken or Tied From Sept 11 to Sept 20. One record broken by 25F. If these were heat records this is all you’d hear about for the next month. Crickets.
Jeh Johnson: Amnesty Will Cause Terrorists to ‘Come Forward’ and Submit Background Checks. We suppose all the cartel members will do the same? This guy must be in a contest for government moron of the year, where evidently there’s no shortage of contestants.
Antarctic Sea Ice On Turbo-Steroids…Mutates To A Behemoth…Sets Quantum All-Time Record High Extent! And the hits to global warming just keep on coming!
OKLAHOMA BEHEADER LINKED TO AL QAEDA LEADER AWLAKI, BOSTON BOMBER’S MOSQUE. Meanwhile, the FBI finds no terrorist connection. Perhaps they should start reading Breitbart.
Fired Fed Reserve Employee Secretly Recorded Hours of Meetings — Now She’s Unveiling the So-Called ‘Ray Rice Video for the Financial Sector’. What goes on at the Fed doesn’t stay at the Fed for a change. Other articles at The Washington Post, This American Life and Pro Publica.
“I am a huge believer in the rule of law, but I am also a believer that no one in this country is beyond the law,” Comey told reporters at FBI headquarters in Washington. “What concerns me about this is companies marketing something expressly to allow people to place themselves above the law.”
You mean like the government? Hypocrite much?
JON KARL TO WH: HOW YOU CAN CLAIM ‘CORE AL QAEDA’ DECIMATED WHEN YOU LAUNCH MILITARY STRIKES AGAINST THEM IN SYRIA? So much for Obama’s mission accomplished.
Bloomberg Can’t Find Enough Anti-Gun Candidates to Support. It appears Nanny Bloomberg’s anti-gun campaign is shovel-ready.
OKLAHOMA WOMAN BEHEADED BY MAN WHO TRIED TO ‘CONVERT CO-WORKERS TO ISLAM.’ Of course President Obama will say that religion had nothing to do with this.
US Homeland Security moves to tackle climate change risks. Well, the EPA and the State Deparment stuck their big noses into this crap pile, so why not DHS? Next week we supposed we can add the IRS, NSA and every other two-bit alphabet agency that wants to pile on.
According to KTUL, the children are in protective custody.
Sounds more to s like the crook needs protective custody.