GOOD NEWS! CDC Says NYC Ebola Doctor Cleared Enhanced Airport Screening. Enhanced means we know we need a travel ban but here’s more bullshit for the useful idiots.
DHS faulted for expired, questionable pandemic response supplies at Ebola hearing. So, with all the money the government pisses away on things like President Obola’s $43 million in vacations, studying why lesbians are fat and getting mountain lions used to running on treadmills they scrimp on something this important. Keep voting Democrat folks, this is what you get.
Pastors Launch Offensive Strike: Flood Houston Lesbian Mayor’s Office with Bibles and Sermons. Maybe if this Nazi gets enough of them she’ll melt.
She Was Asked, ‘Do You Think That President Obama Is a Strong Leader?’ Her Response Left Even MSNBC Anchors Stunned. If you can stun an MSNBC anchor that’s a real accomplishment.
Udall Botches MLK Quote While Introducing Michelle Obama: ‘We Judge People By The Content Of Their Color.’ Nice Freudian slip there buddy. Tell us how you really feel.
Hatchet-Wielding Man Shot and Killed After Vicious Attack on Officers in NYC. Sounds like another terrorist wannabe attack.
Patient in New York City Tests Positive for Ebola. Yep! It can’t happen here! This guy went on Uber and went bowling. We wonder how many he infected? Hopefully none.
The doctor, Craig Spencer, 33, returned from Guinea 10 days ago after treating Ebola patients there. Since returning, Spencer rode the A, L, and No. 1 subway lines, went running, used an Uber livery cab, and went to a bowling alley in Williamsburg called the Gutter Wednesday night, said Dr. Mary Bassett, the city’s health commissioner. He also visited the High Line park in Manhattan at some point, she said. He began exhibiting a fever and diarrhea on Thursday morning,
Brilliant! Just brilliant!
Wendy Davis: Greg Abbott Is Exploiting His Handicap. Dig deeper baby!
BOEHNER GOES BIG ON EXECUTIVE AMNESTY: ‘OBAMA ADMINISTRATION HIDING THE TRUTH‘. Oh look! Captain Obvoius came out of the bar to say something.
He Wore a Navy SEAL Trident Without Earning It and Now He’s Running For Congress. Wanna guess what party this guy’s a member of? Shame-shame-shame.
FBI warns media: Journalists ‘desirable targets’ for ISIL. This must exclude most of the MSM. Perhaps some of the people at Fox News might be worried.
Charlie Rangel: ISIS Not A Direct Threat To U.S. Security. Yes Charlie. That’s why the FBI issued a warning today. Clueless.
Some U.S. hospitals weigh withholding care to Ebola patients. Perhaps they found out Ebola isn’t covered under Obolacare?
Report: WH Lied About Releasing Illegal Immigrants Charged With Violent Crimes. What would be a headline is if someone in the White House actually told the truth for once.
HILARIOUS: CONGRESSIONAL CANDIDATE FARTS ON-AIR DURING CANDIDATE FORUM. How do you spin a fart? We’re waiting for his Democrat opponent to complain he contributes to global warming too much.
URGENT — FBI and DHS Issue Bulletin Warning of IS Attacks on Police in U.S. What? No threats from white christian conservative Tea Party members? Well slap us silly.
Obama Asserts Fast and Furious Executive Privilege Claim for Holder’s Wife. It shouldn’t be long before Executive Amnesty is required. Don’t hold your breath for the GOP to hit on this any time soon.
Debbie Wasserman Schultz: Democrats ‘expanding the map.’ Dippy Debbie must have found those other 7 states President Obola was talking about.
Union demands send Japanese firm, jobs packing from California town. In most places this would be called what it appears to be – extortion. Chalk up another loss for Jerry Brown and California.
Ewwww! Drunk Chinese man takes shortcut home from pub to avoid argument with wife – but ends up falling into tank of raw sewage. Next time you think you’re having a bad day, think of this guy.
California prisons to end policy that segregated inmates by race after riots. Sounds like a great way to reduce the prison population if you ask us.
Running Scared: Maryland Democrats Play The Race Card. The Democrats must have used up the whole deck by now.
[Video] Canadian PM Harper Acknowledges Parliament Shooting Was ISIS Linked Terrorist Attack. Wow! Truth in governent! Something seldom if ever seen in the USA lately.