Updated NASA Data: Global Warming Not Causing Any Polar Ice Retreat. Amazing what happens when they use real data. Meanwhile, we’re waiting for Al Gore to have the ‘big one.’
Report: Elizabeth Warren Did Not Disclose $1.3 Million Credit Line From Bank Of America. Fauxchaontas always tell truth!
BREAKING: LA Raises Minimum Wage to $15… Employers Respond Immediately With THIS. Next time you go to a McDonald’s in LA you may have to say Domo Arigato Mr. Roboto to your new mechanical order taker.
Sen. Mike Lee’s Email ‘Privacy’ Bill Won’t Stop Government Grabbing Your Emails. There’s privacy and then there’s ‘privacy.’
We forgot this about Hillary. What a great qualification to be POTUS. Looks like the election is all but over.
— Lily Adams (@adamslily) May 20, 2015
EXCLUSIVE – 52 HOUSE REPUBLICANS TO IRS: INVESTIGATE HILLARY CLINTON FOUNDATION TAX STATUS. The way the IRS head John Koskinen has thumbed his nose at congress and the American people causes us to believe this letter sent by Congressional eunuchs will merely be a source of amusement at the IRS.
Iowa Dems Gush Over Hillary Clinton — but Tone Immediately Changes When Reporter Asks Them for One Accomplishment. How about making her server’s emails disappear? She has a vagina? Nice pantsuits? Got her brother a gold mine in Haiti? Helped the Russians get control of our uranium? Oh well.
#CutTheCheck: Ferguson Protestors Promised Payment, Stiffed by Activist Group. It appears working for MORE is LESS. Too funny!
Hive of 40,000 bees discovered under bedroom floor almost a year after homeowner first heard loud buzzing. Good news! The bees have been found!!
Anti-gay pastor and married father-of-five who compared homosexuality to alcoholism resigns after his profile on gay hook-up site Grindr is uncovered. Whoops! Looks like something slipped out?
Marilyn Mosby Now Says Freddie Gray’s Knife Isn’t Important To Case Against 6 Baltimore Cops. This must be one of those magic knives we’ve never seen that morphs from legal to illegal to no problemo.
Grandma Clinton Snags Key Snoop Dog Endorsement, But Vows to Fight Drug Epidemic. We think Calvin’s trying to replace Sharpton on MSLSD.
Newly Released Documents Indicate Key Hillary Clinton Claim on Emails Was Not True. We wonder what kind of huge odds you could get in Vegas betting if Hillary will ever tell the truth about anything?
BREAKING: http://t.co/mf97q08Qbk Hillary Clinton misled public about the use of only one secret email address
— Reince Priebus (@Reince) May 18, 2015
Bank of America: Markets Are in a ‘Twilight Zone’ and It’s Time to Hold More Cash and Gold. Report: JP Morgan Chase Prepares For Crisis By Stockpiling Silver: “An Exceptionally Large Amount.” Goldman Sachs: Market’s going nowhere for a year. Contrary to the delusions emanating from the White House, there’s more than one too big to fail bank that foresees problems this year.
Grapevine officer not charged in fatal shooting of Mexican immigrant. It may be too soon but so far we don’t hear about any Mexicans rioting, pillaging, stealing, killing, maiming or burning down their neighborhood.
Egypt’s Former Muslim Brotherhood President Gets Death Sentence… Obama Responds With THIS. With Obama, if the current government of Egypt kills it’s very bad, if the Muslim Brotherhood kills it’s all good. At least he didn’t call for Twitter and Facebook attacks.
Lindsey Graham Wants To Kill Americans Without Inconvenience of Trial. And it’s big bad Lindsey Brown, baddest man in the whole damn town….. If he really wants to torture them to death he should make them listen to his stupid ideas.
Gun Control Success: 30 Shot In Chicago Since Friday…Update: Reportedly Now Up To 42…Update: Ambulance Shot At…Update: Final Total? At Least 49. Perhaps Mayor Rahmbo needs to have some target shooting clinics for the gangs so they at least hit who they’re shooting at like the bikers.
Unions Pour Millions into Clinton Foundation. If she’s elected Hillary’s going to be putting out like a hooker.
“U.S. Department of Labor’s union financial disclosure reports reveal that Big Labor gave at least $2,034,500 in union general treasury funds to Clinton Foundations. Union treasuries are funded mostly by compulsory union dues or fees collected from workers who would be fired for refusing to pay,” the NILRR report says. “As Mrs. Clinton became closer to her current run for president, donations amounts appear to have increased.”
Stop me if you’ve heard this one; Hillary took money from more companies seeking influence. Money-money-money-money – - – - – mon–ey.
Climate Alarmist John Kerry Invests Massively In Fossil Fuel Stock. More hypocrisy from Kerry.
Sunday Biker Gang Shooting Leaves Nine Dead, Several Injured. Looks to us like they should change the name of the town to Wacko.
Kerry: Iran Deal Could Be Positive for North Korea, Too. Hi, I’m John Kerry and I’m a total complete moron. I actually think I can reason with a country run by people who shoot people with anti-aircraft guns for falling asleep during meetings with fearless leader Kim il Dung.