J.P. Travis

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Woman files for divorce two days after creepy photo with Bill Clinton goes viral. The man she’s divorcing is Richard Nixon’s grandson so let the political conspiracy theories begin…

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Obama trades foreign terrorists and murderers who hate America for American who also hates America. Again. It’s Bergdahl redux. Notice the portrait on Alan Gross’s lawyer’s wall—why did we want this guy back?

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Democrats demand better treatment of transgender illegal immigrant children. No, this is not a link to The Onion.

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Life on Mars? So far, NASA’s Mars rover Curiosity has found both water and methane, the latter of which the planet mysteriously “burps” at irregular intervals. Sounds like another global warming problem begging for UN attention, eh?

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For second year in a row, Obama wins Lie Of The Year. This year’s winning effort was really two lies in one. First the president called ISIS the “jayvee team.” Then, a few months later, when events on the ground were making him look silly, he turned around and claimed he never said it.

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Another blockbuster story turns out to be completely false. This time it’s a story in New York magazine about a high school kid—a “genius” named Mohammed Islam—who said he made $72 million on the stock market. He didn’t.

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Islam: Evil plague upon humanity. This morning, Taliban Islamists attacked a school in Peshawar, Pakistan, killing more than 130 children and at least 10 staff members. The Taliban were so proud of their demonic monstrosity they could barely wait until the carnage was done to claim credit… and remember: these are the people with whom our Hawaii-gallivanting dilettante president has been negotiating.

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Anti-gun zealot will be commuting to work from jail. Democrat Joseph Morrissey should’ve been arrested for waving an AK-47 around in the Virginia General Assembly last year, but instead he was convicted of sexual shenanigans with a 17-year-old “now-pregnant” office assistant. He’s being allowed “work release” to attend legislative sessions.

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Little known historical tidbit: sleazy RFK, as AG, got Reagan fired. That was in 1962, when the future president was hosting General Electric Theatre on CBS. Reagan never forgot and got his revenge by trouncing Robert Kennedy in a ground-breaking debate in 1967—trounced him so badly that the Kennedy family asked CBS to never release the video… which they haven’t to this day.

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How low is morale at ICE? In a 2014 survey of employee satisfaction and commitment, Immigration and Customs Enforcement came in tied for dead last out of 315 federal agencies.

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UCLA law professor bullied into removing exam question about Ferguson. Because God forbid UCLA’s future attorneys-at-law be asked to deal with any issue that might be “fraught,” “divisive,” or “too raw.”

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Rats easily conditioned to prefer females wearing lingerie. Aha! a scientific explanation for why House Republicans keep electing John Boehner as Speaker: rats, you see, generally prefer the rat dressed like the last rat that screwed them.

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ISIS issues rules and guidelines for sex slavery. Because every good Muslim wants to know what the rules are, so he doesn’t do something wrong.

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New DOJ data debunks college rape claims. Feminists and phony rape victims have been claiming 20% of females get sexually assaulted in college. Turns out it’s really only 0.61%, which makes them safer than women who are not in college.

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Republican turncoat whines that Boehner misled him. Brainiac Rep. Marlin Stutzman (R-Ind.) says he didn’t want Boehner’s cromnibus bill to pass—no, no he didn’t, he swears—and was much surprised that, after changing his vote to yes from no, thereby providing the final vote Boehner needed, the damn thing passed!

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Smith College president apologizes for saying, “All lives matter.” As the angry, offended, student body explained to her, the politically correct sentiment is “black lives matter,” silly goose.

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Environmental whackos damage ancient geoglyphs for publicity stunt. The Peruvian government is intent upon prosecuting, scaring Greenpeace into a rare apology for the “moral offence,” whatever that is. An official said footprints and damage to lines will last “hundreds or thousands of years.”

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Berkeley commemorates 50th anniversary of Free Speech Movement… by letting student protesters shut down billionaire libertarian’s speech.

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Sheriff Joe 1, Obama 0. Sheriff Joe was the first one into court fighting Obama’s amnesty and he won the first round against Justice Department lawyers who, as per normal procedure for Eric Holder when it comes to constitutional questions, wanted to delay the lawsuit until amnesty was a fait accompli.

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NBC Nightly News finally mentions the name Jonathan Gruber. After a month of studiously ignoring it, after a month of craven obedience to their White House masters, on the very day of Gruber’s acrimonious grilling by a House committee, the peacock network finally breaks down and admits the story exists. Good journalism, guys, way to go.

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Now people are looking at Rolling Stone writer’s previous stories. Sabrina Erdely, who concocted the now-discredited story about gang rape at a University of Virginia fraternity, might be another Jayson Blair.

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More than 4,000 sexual assaults on children by illegal aliens. In North Carolina. One state. One year.

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Ohio man named race horse after John Boehner. “Weeper of the House.” That’s him winning by a nose… so apparently the horse is good at turning left, too.

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After a month of hype, Discovery Channel’s Eaten Alive victim isn’t. Con man Adventurer Paul Rosolie tapped out before the snake even started swallowing him. The genius was apparently surprised when the 18-foot anaconda squeezed his arm. Yes, Paul, they do that.

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The Obamacare curse. Now that Mary Landrieu’s re-election bid has failed in miserable and embarrassing fashion, of the 60 senators who voted for Obamacare on December 24, 2009, 30 of them are gone from the Senate… 4 of them are actually dead. This is what happens when you sell your soul: sooner than later the devil wants payment.

“Neutral men are the devil’s allies.” -Edwin Hubbel Chapin

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