Ben Affleck’s ancestors owned slaves and he doesn’t want you to know. So that infamous beer-summit pipsqueak, Henry Louis Gates, Jr., host of PBS’s Finding Your Roots, censored the awkward discovery about Ben’s family out of his show. They should rename the show Finding Your Roots And Covering Them Up.
ESPN sports chick gets suspended for filthy rant at tow-lot. Looks like the cable broadcasting company that spawned Keith Olbermann has produced another classy performer.
Voting machines get “F-minus” for security says computer scientist. The touchscreen voting machines made by Advanced Voting Solutions and used in various states in numerous elections—including the last three presidential elections—were so easy to hack, a high school kid in the parking lot with a laptop could change every vote. The administrative password was “admin” and the wireless password was “ABCDE”.
Liberal whack-a-doodle lands gyrocopter on U.S. Capitol lawn. Doug Hughes was using his right of free expression to advance the cause of ending Americans’ right to free expression. Fortunately for him, in Washington, D.C., extreme abuse of logic is not only acceptable, it’s encouraged.
Al Sharpton threatens hunger strike if Loretta Lynch not confirmed AG. I.e., one more reason for not confirming Loretta Lynch.
One year later, how’s that Twitter campaign working, Michelle? What’s that you say? Boko Haram wasn’t frightened by tweets? Gee, there’s a surprise.
“…she’s fought children and families all her career.”
Game changer in South Carolina shooting. Look at the photo. See the Taser wire? Turns out Walter Scott had wrestled Officer Slager’s Taser away from him, had shot the officer in the chest with it, and when he turned to run away the officer—Taser dart implanted in his chest—had to assume he could be incapacitated at any moment… all of which agrees with Officer Slager’s recorded statement.
Garry Trudeau blames Charlie Hebdo cartoonists for their own death… while accepting lifetime achievement award as cartoonist. We have a new frontrunner for the title of Biggest Liberal Asshole on Planet Earth.
Photo the White House propaganda department tweeted yesterday. Go ahead, you can barf now, we understand.
Science journalism: as bad as regular journalism. The Lancet just published a study saying obese people are 30% less likely to develop dementia—the journal Neurology just published a study saying obese people are four times more likely to develop dementia. Sounds like the scientists have dementia.
Don’t worry, Al Sharpton has a solution for police shootings. And coincidentally it’s the same thing Obama advocates: federalizing the nation’s police forces. What are the odds?
Lesbian CNN commentator wants her daughter to be gay. Because it’s all about validating Sally Kohn and her lifestyle choice, you see, not her daughter’s happiness.