14 ISIS members killed trying to load chlorine gas into rocket. Well of course God knows how to make lemonade.
California bureaucrats fine small winery out of business. The winery’s crime? Offering a free class on wine-making and letting volunteers from the class help with the harvest and crush. THOU MUST NOT LET PEOPLE DO ANYTHING RESEMBLING WORK UNLESS THOU PAYETH THEM MINIMUM WAGE, sayeth the bureaucrats.
Durbin says amnesty bill would have helped fight Ebola. For Democrats, every crisis is an opportunity to blame Republicans.
Rotherham sex abuse victim confronts Muslim abuser. Police immediately arrest her for racism. Great Britain is now officially part of the Bizarro World.
What if you held a climate summit and nobody showed up? Another sign of the degree to which our president is out of touch with reality.
The Bad Touch president. After nearly six years in office, Obama is still ignorant – or unconcerned – about how and when it is appropriate for the Commander-in-chief to touch people in a military setting. If he’s not lovingly embracing the traitorous Bob Bergdahl, he’s insultingly patting up and down the arms of Medal of Honor winners.
In developing his ersatz strategy to combat ISIS… Obama rejected the “best military advice” of his top military commander in the Middle East, as delivered to him by the Joint Chiefs of Staff. Why? Well, because Obama went to Harvard and is real smart so he don’t need no stinkin’ military advice.
“Startling” allegation from State Department official. Prior to providing documents to the Accountability Review Board investigating Benghazi, Hillary Clinton confederates spent a whole weekend culling from the provided information anything that made Hillary look bad. In other words, nothing ever changes with this woman.
LGBT activist dedicates honorary fellowship to Palestine… where homosexuality is a capital crime. The cascading contradictions of left-wing political positions: always a comedy of illogic.
Rep. Jim Clyburn (D-SC) recommends sexting to get out the vote. Maybe he figures, “Hey, it worked for Anthony Weiner.”
First species ever declared extinct because of climate change… has apparently been doing fine for the last 17 years and spokesnail Speedy McTwain says, “The reports of our extinction have been greatly exaggerated.”
Obama going to war without congressional approval… AGAIN. He changes his justifications like other men change their underwear. This time he’s claiming Congress authorized a 2014 campaign against the Islamic State in 2001, when they authorized President George W. Bush to fight the Taliban and al Qaeda. That’s his story and he’s sticking to it. For now.
Democrat congressman implicated in sordid fraud scheme. Philadelphia vultures are already circling Pennsylvania’s 2nd congressional district, eyeing runs for the seat now held by ten-term Rep. Chaka Fattah, who apparently has a unique method for paying off loans that utilizes fraudulent federal contracts.
NY Times moron says ISIS and Putin can be stopped with… a carbon tax.
American soldier plays “The Star-Spangled Banner.” With an electric guitar connected to a loudspeaker. On a rooftop in Afghanistan. During the Muslim call to prayer.
“Climate change is one of the gravest crises our planet has ever faced. In my humble opinion, the political leadership on this issue has been gravely lacking.”
So blocking shipments of coal to the Brayton Point Power Station in Somerset, Massachusetts, as these two guys did, is perfectly okay. Because political correctness trumps the law now, dontchaknow?
13-year-old piano prodigy labeled a truant by D.C. school system. Avery Gagliano is a straight-A student but she misses a lot of classes while performing at international competitions and concerts. Education bureaucrats don’t like that – it gives them less time to brainwash her with the proper value system.