J.P. Travis

Obama signs Ted Cruz bill into law… then immediately says he won’t enforce it. So why did you sign it, dimwit!?

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Obama punts on Keystone Pipeline decision. Too busy speechifying at fundraisers and taking selfies for his Twitter account, apparently. The State Department announced on Good Friday (hoping most people wouldn’t be paying attention) that the decision has been delayed indefinitely.

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Rahm Emanuel lying about crime statistics in Chicago. To hide how badly gun control and, by extension, Rahm are failing, they reclassify crimes as lesser offenses or “non-crimes.” In one case, a woman in an empty warehouse was tied naked to a chair with wires, gagged, tortured, and killed – Chicago PD reclassified it as a “noncriminal death.”

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New York Common Core standards omit “liberty” from founding principles. Somehow they missed the famous “life, liberty and the pursuit of happiness” phrase in the Declaration of Independence and never learned the name of that giant woman who stands holding a torch in the harbor. Here’s what they came up with instead:

“The United States is founded on the democratic principles of equality, fairness, and respect for authority and rules… Students will explore democratic principles such as dignity for all, equality, fairness, and respect for authority and rules…”

So forget about Ms. Libertas, little munchkins, and concentrate on learning obedience.

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Joe Biden’s son running for governor. Like his father he’s had brain surgery and like Harry Reid he’s had a stroke so, in other words, he’s got the perfect resume for a Democrat.

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Pro-labor Media Matters fighting employees’ attempt to unionize. Do as you say, not as you do, eh George?

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While Putin invades Ukraine, Obama and Biden have fun with selfies.

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noun

1. a person who amuses others by tricks, jokes, odd gestures and postures.
2. a person given to coarse or undignified joking.

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Texas Republicans take careful aim and then shoot themselves in foot. Republican political advisors at Blakemore and Associates Consulting Firm just registered a new PAC they named “Boats ‘N Hoes PAC.” And just like that Wendy Davis finally has an issue with legs.

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Muslim cabdrivers doing what Christian bakers not allowed to do. In Cleveland, Muslim cabdrivers are refusing airport duty because the cabs have Gay Games placards on the roof (see above). In other locales, Muslim cabdrivers have refused to carry unaccompanied women, people carrying alcohol, and blind people with guide dogs. Meanwhile, Christian bakers & photographers are being prosecuted and run out of business for not participating in gay weddings.

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Wendy Davis getting crushed in Texas. Gee, who could’ve guessed that Texans wouldn’t want a lying, big-government, tax-and-spend, abortion-loving, liberal phony as their governor?

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Census Bureau valiantly trying to make Obama look less like a lying ass. This year, they changed the questions on health care in a way guaranteed to show fewer people uninsured. Naturally, Obamacare will get the credit and, naturally, the Census Bureau insists the changes had nothing to do with it being an election year.

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The “white supremacist” arrested for murdering three Jewish people in Kansas… was inspired by far-left anti-Semitic Israel-hater Max Blumenthal (a Democrat), belonged to the KKK (formed and populated by Democrats), ran for Congress as a Democrat in 2006, and has online postings where he rants about “the neo-con, war-mongering republican establishment.” You will see none of this in the mainstream media.

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Obamacare has health insurance premiums rising at fastest rate ever measured. But don’t worry, the vastly enlarged Medicaid crowd doesn’t have to pay those premiums. Only productive working Americans pay them. So suck it up, whiners, and get back to work!

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Obama’s nominee to be the new HHS Secretary: Sylvia Burwell is the formerly faceless OMB bureaucrat who shut down our National Parks during last fall’s congressional budget impasse. This is her reward for kicking sand in Republicans’ faces, barring World War II vets from their memorial, and stopping tourists from looking at the Grand Canyon.

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CBS’s Bob Schieffer manages to interview Elijah Cummings without mentioning Lois Lerner. A feat of journalistic acrobatics that should, in a just world, bring everlasting shame to CBS News, Schieffer, the guy who invented television, and even George Washington for being the father of a country that produces such a spineless fraud.

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Celebrities demonstrate how ugly you can make a supercar look. Except, these dimwits don’t realize their cars are ugly. Pictured above: Justin Bieber’s leopard-print Audi.

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Clumsily photoshopped picture for Jay Carney puff piece leaves disembodied floating finger. The erstwhile digit belongs to Jay’s son. Like father like son, apparently, because Carney has been giving America the finger for three years now.

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Incompetent to the end. Sebelius finds out halfway through her farewell speech that it’s missing a page:

“Their stories are so heartening, about finally feeling secure and knowing they can take care of themselves and their families… [long pause]… unfortunately, a page is missing.” [crowd laughs nervously]

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Democrats watch more porn than Republicans. Probably because Republicans are too busy having real sex.

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Desperate to sell Volts, GM makes cheaper version with weaker batteries. Who was the marketing guru who decided 38 miles per charge was too far?

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Obama girl burns Obama T-shirt from 2008. She explains her metamorphosis from Obama lover to Obama hater:

“Mr. Obama, you are the biggest fraud that has ever been perpetrated on the American people.”

‘Nuf said.

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Julia Louis Dreyfus poses naked for the cover of Rolling Stone… with the U.S. Constitution tattooed on her back, replete with the signature of John Hancock. Trouble is, John Hancock didn’t sign the Constitution – he signed the Declaration of Independence.

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Brandeis University withdraws offer of honorary degree to critic of Islam. Muslim students protested and the “scholars” at Brandeis folded like a bunch of cheap suits.

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Democrat congressman debates inflation using Big Mac chart. Only trouble: those aren’t Big Macs.

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Will Pentagon’s secret space plane ever return to Earth? It’s been up there in orbit for 483 days now, doing only God knows what. Hopefully it’s not setting up Skynet.

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