J.P. Travis

Good news! (for real this time) There are now more Christians in China than Communist Party members:

“The number [of Christians] is undoubtedly in excess of a hundred million, far more than the 85 million members of the Communist Party.”

History repeats itself – something similar happened to the Roman Empire.

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Obama’s rousing speech brings military vets to their feet. Just kidding. Actually, American Legion listeners sat on their hands, ignoring applause lines, and generally acting like someone was farting in the elevator.

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Another classroom “Bless you” dictator. Assistant professor of chemistry Leon Gardner at the College of Coastal Georgia will reduce the final grade of any student who says “Bless you” after someone sneezes… up to 15% if they commit multiple infractions of his prohibition.

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Good news! The federal government is creating a database of political posts on Twitter to monitor “false and misleading ideas.” The government monitoring will supposedly “assist in the preservation of open debate,” according to the leftwing Indiana professor setting up the database. Isn’t that comforting?

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The Washington Post pledges activist campaign against Global Warming. Because that’s the proper job of a newspaper, right? Choosing one side of a debate and issuing propaganda bulletins to support it?

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Another reason food prices are high. Millions of bushels of grain is rotting on the ground in North Dakota because of a shortage of rail cars to ship it to market… and there is a shortage of rail cars because Warren Buffet’s Burlington Northern Santa Fe Railway is busy shipping oil… and the railroad is busy shipping oil because Obama refused to approve the Keystone Pipeline.

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Now they say there ARE backup copies of Lois Lerner’s emails. WTF? Someone finally remembered they have backup tapes? Meanwhile, Eric Holder’s Justice Department says the backup tape is too hard to search so they won’t be retrieving those missing emails. WTF again!

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Egyptian feminist strips naked and drops a turd on ISIS flag. It sure seems like feminists in other countries are more fun than the ones here in the U.S. (First of all, they like to get naked which we find an endearing habit.) And, it sure seems like turds are in the news a lot suddenly.

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Unidentified EPA employee pooping in hallways and smearing menstrual blood on walls. It’s been happening for months. So far, geniuses in upper management have had no luck catching the perpetrator but they have managed to deduce it’s a woman.

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Vermont bacon ad taken down to placate hyper-sensitive Muslim. She said the sign was “insensitive” to people who don’t consume pork and that, as a Muslim, she was personally offended. Our three-word response: James Foley, bitch.

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Antarctic sea ice above average for 1,000 straight days. Liberal mainstream media explaining how this is caused by Global Warming in 3… 2… 1…

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Top psychiatrist says transgenderism is a mental disorder and sex change is biologically impossible. Oooo boy, is this guy in trouble! The Political Correctness Enforcement Unit from the Borg Hive will be knocking on his door shortly.

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Retired intelligence officer says Foley rescue failed because of Obama:

Let me give you a little secret here: the reason that raid into Syria failed to get Foley and those guys was because the president drug his feet. He waited too long, the intel got stale, and by the time we actually gave the “go” word it failed because we just didn’t react quick enough.

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14,646 duplicate voters in Virginia county will NOT be purged from rolls. Instead, these Fairfax County voters, who were found to be registered in both Maryland and Virginia, are being flagged as “inactive voters” which will leave them eligible to vote in Virginia until 2019.

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Feminists upset about cover pic on new Spider Woman comic book. We just don’t get it. What’s wrong with the picture? She’s sneaking up the side of a building, butt high in the air like the SEAL manual recommends, legs akimbo so she’s ready to leap in any direction… what’s the problem?

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President of Planned Parenthood says Ferguson is about “reproductive justice.” Is that about it? Have we heard from every liberal idiot in America now? Can we move on to the next concocted racial pseudo-crisis yet?

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Spike Lee enters the fray:

“This is about Trayvon Martin. This is about Jordan Davis, Eric Garner, Michael Brown… I just think there is a war on the black male and it’s tearing the country apart.”

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With space aliens, too, there is Global Warming consensus. Just when you thought these GW freaks couldn’t get any nuttier:

“They don’t want to tell us how to run our affairs. They have accepted the fact that this is our planet and that we have the right to run it but they are very very concerned. They don’t think we are good stewards of our planet… They don’t like that and they made it very clear. As a matter of fact they have given us a warning.” -Paul Hellyer, former Defence Minister of Canada

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Eric Holder orders Dearborn school to translate everything into Arabic. Because God forbid the dumb Muslims, eager to escape the dysfunctional places of their birth, learn the language of the nation into which they immigrated.

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Redskins secondary runs out for Monday Night Football with arms up… to symbolize their support for Michael Brown and Ferguson protesters.

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They have a name for those birds set on fire by solar plants. They call them “streamers” because of the smoke plume the poor crittters leave after they ignite…. which happens about once every two minutes at the BrightSource Mojave Desert plant.

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As the highest ranking U.S. officer killed in combat in 44 years was laid to rest… his Commander in Chief golfed on Martha’s Vineyard.

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How Bogart & Bacall were duped by Hollywood communists. In 1947 the two superstars, along with a bunch of other Hollywood names, charged into the House Committee on Un-American Activities to support colleagues who were accused of being communists. When they got there, they found out those colleagues really were communists.

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Teachers union head defends Common Core:

“If someone takes something from me, I’m going to grab it right back out of their cold, twisted, sick hands and say it is mine! You do not take what is mine! And I’m going to punch you in the face and push you in the dirt because this is the teachers’! These are our tools and you sick people need to deal with us and the children that we teach. Thank you very much!”

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“Fear not,” says Rosie O’Donnell, The View won’t hire any jerks. Too late, Rosie. That ship has sailed.

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