Harvard Islamic Law librarian arrested on child sex charges. Of course he was. Yahya Hussein Ahmad Melhem is a Muslim, an academic, and a lawyer: that’s the triple whammy of twistedness.
Kindergarten teacher bans boys from Legos until “hell freezes over.” She reserved the Legos for girls because she was battling “self-segregation of genders.”
Bezos lands rocket safely. One of the coolest videos ever. Start at about 1:40 to watch the rocket stick the landing. Notice that Bezos, the capitalist from Amazon, landed his rocket almost directly on the bullseye, whereas Musk, the government subsidy leech loved by liberals because he makes electric cars, watched his last rocket blow up before it went anywhere.
“All we hear of ISIS is puritanical & punitive; is there nothing celebratory & joyous?”
The answers to her question are hilarious.
Obama drops leaflet warnings to ISIS 45 minutes before bombing them. The Marquess of Obamaberry Rules of Warfare: try not to hurt anybody.
Prince Charles says Syrian mess caused by Global Warming. In a more rational era, Prince Charles and Al Gore would have shared a room at the asylum, where they could drool and mumble idiocies to their hearts’ content without harming anyone.
CNN caught surreptitiously, selectively, maliciously editing Trump video. And these are the clowns hosting the next Republican debate? Really?
Wait, is this April Fools Day? First, CNN suspended a reporter for saying something liberal; then, the Pope said Christmas was a charade; and now, VOX—VOX!—is admitting that the first progressive Democrat president was a racist, KKK loving, “ignorant negro” hating bastard. In VOX’s words:
He was a racist by current standards, and he was a racist by the standards of the 1910s, a period widely acknowledged by historians as the “nadir” of post–Civil War race relations in the United States.
“I think on the one hand non-Muslims cannot stereotype, but I also think the Muslim community has to think about how we make sure that children are not being infected with this twisted notion that somehow they can kill innocent people and that that is justified by religion.”
Obama: “When I hear political leaders suggesting that there would be a religious test for which a person who’s fleeing from a war-torn country is admitted … that’s shameful…. That’s not American.”
Federal law: “The term “refugee” means (A) any person who is outside any country of such person’s nationality … and who is unable or unwilling to return to … that country because of persecution or a well-founded fear of persecution on account of … religion [among other things]“
So, according to law, a “religious test” is actually required.
John Kerry sets new record for awful. It’s almost unbelievable that our top diplomat to the world said something this ham-handed:
“There’s something different about what happened from Charlie Hebdo, and I think everybody would feel that. [In the Hebdo case] [t]here was a sort of particularized focus and perhaps even a legitimacy in terms of – not a legitimacy, but a rationale…”
Secretary of State John Kerry: all about assigning legitimacy to Muslim terrorists, forty four years after assigning terrorist status to American soldiers.
Obama taunts Republicans about being afraid of women and children… just hours before a woman blows herself up with a suicide bomb in Paris, injuring five policemen and killing a police dog.
BlackLivesMatter protesters rough up students in Dartmouth library. “Fuck you, you filthy white fucks!” is just one of the lovely things they shouted while pushing and shoving people who were trying to study.
Guess who was late for the moment of silence. In Turkey, world leaders were having a moment of silence in honor of the Paris victims of Islamic terrorism, when in strolls Mr. Tardy with his entourage and Secret Service protection right in the middle of the moment. No word on what he was doing that made him late.
Palestinian terrorist tries to stab wrong Israelis. Spoiler alert: the dumbass terrorist dies. Both Israelis had guns and one of them draws fast enough to be a gunslinger in the Old West.
Democrat debate so boring CBS ended it seven minutes early. The network spent some of their extra time hyping the upcoming Republican debate… which people will actually want to watch.
Missouri protesters angry that Paris stole their spotlight. The special snowflakes resent being overshadowed by real victims.
Highlight from Loretta Lynch resume turns into disaster for DOJ. Remember how she bragged about being in charge of the arrest and prosecution of Vincent Asaro, the mob boss? Well, he was just acquitted of all charges.
Another college administrator resigns for being “unsupportive.” There were no specific allegations by black students of racism or improper behavior against Dean of Students Mary Spellman at Claremont McKenna College, just a general expression of discontent and two students threatening to go on hunger strikes until she resigned. So she did.