NTSB investigators claim official story about TWA Flight 800 is a lie. To anyone who has followed the Flight 800 story over the years this is not a surprise. 270 eyewitnesses saw a missile ascend and strike the plane but Bill Clinton didn’t want a successful terrorist attack ruining his re-election chances, so the investigation was taken from the National Transportation Safety Board and handed to the politically-controlled FBI… by none other than Jamie Gorelick.

Trial about eight-month erection results in hung jury. A Delaware truck driver’s lawsuit seeking compensation for the inconvenience of having an erection that lasted eight months awarded him no damages. Apparently, not enough jurors could understand how it was inconvenient.

Two men who are giving the Democrat Party much anxiety. Meet Elbert Guillory, a Louisiana state senator, and Ralph Washington, a Central City, Louisiana, city councilman, both of whom recently switched to the Republican Party after a Baton Rouge conference designed to attract black conservatives. If this catches on…

Boy Scouts lead Gay Pride Parade in Salt Lake City. What? You thought the gays were done forcing their agenda on the Boy Scouts? Not hardly.

Chutzpah from the denizens of hell on Father’s Day. Planned Parenthood says “Happy Father’s Day” even though their business is preventing fatherhood.

Pakistan hates gays but loves gay porn. The Muslim country is rated most intolerant of homosexuality but leads the world in Internet searches for gay pornography. Luckily, as Muslims they’re used to logical inconsistency.

Afghanistan parliament rejects measure to stop grown men from marrying little girls. They decided banning pedophilia would run counter to Islamic theology. We agree.

Glenn Beck announced another momentous disclosure. This time it’s news that (he says) will bring down the entire power structure of the U.S. government (a power structure originally scheduled to topple April 22, remember?) . The news was due today. So far nothing. While we’re waiting, Glenn, some reading you might find useful: The Boy Who Cried Wolf by Aesop.

Demonstrating the meaning of the word “dumb.” While calling the border fence she herself voted for a few years ago “dumb,” Sen. Mary Landrieu (D-LA) stated that South Dakota shares a border with Canada.

NSA has built-in backdoor to all Windows software. If this revelation doesn’t send Microsoft sales into a tailspin then Al Gore isn’t fat.

Guess what book is rocketing up the Amazon sales ranks. 1984 by George Orwell, of course. Sales climbed 5,771% in a couple days after the NSA spying scandal broke, propelling the book from number 12,507 to number 213.

Whistle-blower Edward Snowden left more than his family behind… when he fled to Hong Kong. He also left his pole-dancer girlfriend. She’s upset and feels “adrift.” But she’s flexible – she’ll survive.

Another electric car company declares bankruptcy. Sub-headline: Another “Green” Entrepreneur Looks Foolish. How many failed electric car companies is this now? Anybody keeping count? On a side note, the U.S. Department of Energy has backed off on President Barack Obama’s goal of putting 1 million electric cars on the road by 2015. Sub-sidenote: Obama was clueless when he set that goal.

Rangel is okay with NSA spying as long as Obama is president. “You have to have some confidence in this president, and quite frankly, if it was a different president I might take a different look at the legislation.” What are we seeing here from the congressman? A lack of principles, malfunctioning neurons in his brain, or simple racism?

Obama says Senate immigration bill requires that illegals learn English. It doesn’t. They get legalized as “Registered Provisional Immigrants” first, then they get to renew the status (still no English) six years later, then comes step three twelve years down the line where they merely show they’re “enrolled” in an English class. So the debate continues: is our president clueless or an inveterate liar?

What will the human species look like in 100,000 years? An artist partnered with a computational geneticist to extrapolate past physical changes into the future. Above, typical man and woman now. Below, same thing 100,000 years from now. Maybe we’re nitpicking, but clearly they didn’t consider political effects. Realistically, given the way Obama is taking the nation, the second picture should have bar codes on foreheads and metal shock collars around their necks.

Northeast Colorado counties considering forming a new state. It’s happened before (5 times in U.S. history). There’s nothing illegal about it. Conservatives in rural northeast Colorado are sick and tired of liberals in the state government ruining their businesses, telling them what to do, and collecting tax dollars for their own benefit. Who is John Galt? Well, in the book, he was a guy living in Colorado…

Obama faces audience with no speech. His beloved teleprompter had the day off and someone forgot to put his speech on the podium. He’ll probably have nightmares for weeks. Obama without a prepared speech is like a goose without water – awkward and honking at everybody around him.

Four Obama scandals have broken in recent weeks… not one of them by the mainstream media. Which raises an important question: what in the hell are all those so-called “journalists” who work for the New York Times, Washington Post, CBS News, CNN, etc., doing all day long?

Congressman wants to require military chaplains for atheists. Another day, another example of stupidity by a Democrat. So far Rep. Robert “Robbie” Andrews (D-NJ) hasn’t explained to whom (or to what) an atheist chaplain would pray.

He’s baaaaack! Keith Olbermann has a new job – he’ll be covering the Major League Baseball postseason on TBS. “It’s well known that Keith is a fan of the game,” said a spokesman at Turner Broadcasting. Of course he likes baseball. Everybody turns to the left when they run.

Stupidest question in the House since Hank Johnson wondered if Guam would tip over. Rep. Jim McDermott (D-Wash.), trying to discredit conservative witnesses testifying about IRS harassment, says:

“If there was an organization promoting taxpayer funding for abortions, wouldn’t you want to know what they were using that political money for or what candidates they were backing?”

Uh, Mr. Congressman, have you heard of Planned Parenthood? They’re a 501(c)(3), they zealously promote abortion, they give tens of millions to Democrat political campaigns every year, and they get government subsidies… something none of these conservative witnesses you’re attacking even want.

Lindsey Graham wonders if the First Amendment applies to bloggers. And we wonder if everyone in D.C. has the IQ of a fruit fly.

Inspector General finds hidden man caves in EPA warehouse. The hideouts had “televisions, refrigerators, radios, microwaves, chairs and couches.” So far no word on who paid for this stuff, but don’t be surprised if it was charged to Richard Windsor‘s credit card.

Latest sign of the apocalypse. A former member of SEAL Team 6 took hormones, became a transgendered woman, and has now written a memoir titled Warrior Princess. His new name is Kristin… possibly because “She-Ra” was restricted by trademark issues.