Kip Hooker

Cuba’s new wifi hotspots attract eager users: Let us hope the Internet has the same effect on the Castro Boys that the fax machine had on The Soviet Union.

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Vegan Italian parents investigated for neglect after baby son found severely malnourished: Nuts!

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America’s favorite fast food chain is Chick-fil-a: Congratulations!

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We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal, that they are endowed by their Creator with certain unalienable Rights, that among these are Life, Liberty and the pursuit of Happiness…

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Hillary’s Secret War:

What I saw has persuaded me beyond a reasonable doubt and to a moral certainty that Clinton provided material assistance to terrorists and lied to Congress in a venue where the law required her to be truthful.

One man’s terrorist is another man’s freedom fighter potential donor to the Clinton Foundation.

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Bill Would Create New Homeland Security Office for “Countering Violent Extremism”: Don’t look now but the Reichstag is on fire again.

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Department of (snicker) Justice: Students’ gender identity determines restroom use: Clearly this ruling does not go far enough and we must not rest until urinals, and the unfair advantage they grant boys with a penis over boys with a vagina, are forevermore removed from all men’s bathrooms where their misogynistic, non-diversity compliant utility has absolutely no business being in the first place. Also we suggest that leaving up of the toilet seat be treated as a hate crime.

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Legacy week: Obama now an equal with Ronald Reagan, says pollster Zogby: Not so fast there. Obama hasn’t taken down a superpower, yet.

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Patrick Macnee, star of 1960s TV series ‘The Avengers,’ dies: RIP Patrick McNee.

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Vatican signs treaty with “State of Palestine”: Fake country signs treaty with other fake country; Jewish women and children to be the hardest hit.

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Grenoble attack: Man found beheaded and Islamist flag raised above factory in France: Unable to find a Confederate Battle Flag at Amazon the racist terrorists had to resort to using an Obama approved banner instead.

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Chris Christie to Run. Not literally of course.

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Obama Tosses Heckler From LGBT Event: ‘You’re In My House’: Remember when the White House was the people’s house? That was back before the era of a government of Obama, by Obama and for Obama.

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USA Spied on France: Apparently all the microphones were hidden under the soap.

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Amazon Bans Confederate Battle Flag: Fortunately for their progressive customers Mein Kampf still appears to be available, but you’ll have to forgive us for not linking to it.

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Bobby Jindal Isn’t Real Indian, Says White Liberals: Obviously. All legit Indians have authentic ancestral names like Warren.

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Burbank High School teacher’s Shakespeare aversion draws national attention

Most high school English teachers adore William Shakespeare’s works. Dana Dusbiber does not.

In an essay published this month on a Washington Post education blog, the Luther Burbank High School teacher explained she does not want to teach Shakespeare’s works despite his esteemed place in American education because his perspective does not speak well to her ethnically diverse students.

It is shame this person, we dare not call her a teacher, is so incensed at the idea of non-whites receiving a proper and useful education.

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School installs microphone network to detect gunfire: ‘Next wave of student safety’: Time for this school to drop 1984 from the syllabus, there is no non-ironic way to teach it now.

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Professor Blames “American Sniper” for Charleston Shooting. From his Muslimerican Twitter feed:

Stop glorifying mass murderers as heroes and it may prevent the next #Charleston Shooting #Black Lives Matter

There is something false about Professor Faheem Younus’ call to “stop glorifying mass murderers as heroes” when he himself has devoted his life to a religion that was founded by one.

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Obama: America Must Come to ‘Grips’ with Gun Violence ‘Collectively’: Sorry Barry but the South Carolina legislature already acted “collectively” to “come to grips with gun violence” when they passed a law barring citizens from bringing firearms into their churches. Sadly the only person protected by this law was Dylan Storm Roof.

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President Obama On Charleston Church Massacre: This Doesn’t Happen In Other Advanced Countries. Alright guys the high lord Obama has decreed we must now mark Australia, France, England, Spain, Japan, Norway and Russia off our list of advanced nations; Oceana has always been at war with Eastasia, these are not the droids you are looking for, and there is nothing to see here so please move along. H/T JPTravis.

Editor’s Note: We’re certainly not defending Obama’s eagerness to use a tragedy to get more gun control laws passed please note that Obama used the word “frequency” which if left out, changes the narrative. Below is the quote:

But let’s be clear: At some point, we as a country will have to reckon with the fact that this type of mass violence does not happen in other advanced countries. It doesn’t happen in other places with this kind of frequency. 

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Rachel Dolezal Once Told A Student She Did Not Look Hispanic Enough For A Class Activity: Somebody should tell Dolezal to check her fakeblack privilege.

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Navy ship christened for Giffords, wounded in 2011 shooting Sympathies to Mrs. Giffords and all but when it comes to our national defense we would prefer it to honor somebody that wasn’t such a staunch enemy of our right to a personal one.

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MSNBC Worries Hillary Crowd Too White, Too Small and None Too Enthusiastic: Ironically enough MSNBC broadcast this message to an audience that can be described in exactly the same terms.

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Christopher Lee Dead: Relative of Charlemagne, WW2 commando, actor, heavy metal musician and just about the coolest guy in the world. One of a kind whom will be missed. Rest in peace, Christopher Lee.

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