Believe it or not, this is an authentic product currently being sold on eBay.
What self-respecting American kids would want a baby-killing G.I. Joe or an oppressed female Barbie when they can have an action figure based on the Greatest President In The History of the Universe.
Just picture how the Barack Obama action figure will stimulate their imaginations as they pretend they’re stimulating the economy. They can pull the string and hear the Obama action figure apologize in 12 languages. They can even pretend to appoint a car czar to run Matchbox Cars.
Note: Karl Marx action figures sold separately. Batteries not included.
Source: eBay.com
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Hmmm, Editor, 6″? So it’s not true what they say?
Disclaimer:
Choking hazard. Adult supervision required.
Good chew toy for my dog.
If they make it vibrate as well it will “open up” new markets.
Is it anatomically correct? Ok, now I see, no huevos, so the answer is yes.
Two thumbs up!
Just for fun one of the guys in our local grassroots political action club got one of the Obama Chia pets before they were pulled off the market. We now have a grown man trying to get green stuff to grow on the Dear Leader’s head. So far it is molding, as most chia pets do, but that seems to be more realistic than green growth anyway. Come to think of it, is “green growth” an oxymoronic metaphor?
Hopefully, the Stalin, Lenin, Che, Mao & Ho Chi Minh action figures will be available by Christmas, er… I mean, Winter Solstice/Festival Time!!! I’m looking forward to collecting the whole SET!!!
I meant to ask…. but I suppose I already know the answer, the teleprompter’s sold separately, right? oh and was one of the 12 languages “Austrian”?? and will these be available in ALL 57 states???
You are good Ron. Usually the accessories are sold with the themed doll, but in this case it might be separate so they can also market the dog, the statue buzzing airplane, Michelle with her little garden tools, and then there will be the whole “date night” dolls and outfits…..
If you want to see the figure in action…
http://www.jailbreaktoys.com/Photobama_Freestyle_Contest_s/58.htm