First Obama carried 28 states. Now he’ll carry your lunch.

January 23, 2009, 5:24 pm · 3 comments

Barack Obama L.A. Times toteFirst we had the Obama ninja action figure. Now we have the LA Times Obama tote bag. Who needs a stimulus program when our new president is single-handedly bringing the economy back from the edge of disaster?

This patriotic tote bag proudly displays the front page of LA Times from the day after Obama’s victory. The manufacturer says it “will be a daily reminder of the historic election of Barack Obama. Covered in soft, durable water resistant laminate with double straps and velcro closure, this eye-catching bag is perfect as a large purse, grocery bag or carry-on. Handmade in Los Angeles.”

The front of the bag features the cover of the LA Times and the back of the bag features a photo of Michelle and Barack Obama. And it’s a bargain, my friends, at $64.00.

The way things are going at the LA Times, this may be the only way they can pick up new readers.

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Shotgun Tom January 23, 2009, 5:35 pm at 5:35 pm

I was going to Digg it, but see someone already has. Go Digg it at this URL

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Kathleen Mary January 23, 2009, 8:08 pm at 8:08 pm

Funny. I can make you a fabric tote bag oh… in an afternoon. Good quality blue jean fabric bag for about 6 dollars, maybe, 15, if I use the good thread and sew a few designs on it. Got a few old blue jeans I’ll recycle them for you if you got a big enough butt ! Ask me nice and I can use the PRETTY fabric. (-:
Give me a few more hours I’ll even line it for you! I’ve been using tote bags since before most of these obama cult worshipers were born!

What’s next Obama perfumed soaps? incense? 40 ft statues of the great and holy leader? bookmarks? What about rings and necklaces? bed linens? scarves? shoes? All this is religion by another name, it’s worship of an idol.
Are my fellow Americans this seriously warped?

I am already tired of Obama’s face. Its becoming far too ubiquitous. I don’t know what to compare it to, I really don’t – the emperor’s face in Ancient Rome ? The 66 ft. Statues of Ramses the second ? Are we expected to burn incense, now, before the White House?
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Just discovered your site. I will be back – someone agrees with me !!!

Join me friends. Turn off the TV. Read, knit, watch old movies, & sew.
Refuse to be sheep. Get your own information on the net !

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gin789 January 25, 2009, 7:32 pm at 7:32 pm

The last thing in the world I would want is a bag with that frauds face on it. If you add the wife with the bull dogs jaw I would burn it imediately.

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