Rookie President Barack Obama supposedly spent the evening watching Chicago Bull rookie Derrick Rose. Yeah, right.
It’s not easy feeling sorry for Robert Gibbs, but we almost got there yesterday. The poor schlub actually had to go out and deliver the completely unbelievable message that President Obama didn’t intend to watch the election results on Tuesday night.
As CNN tells the story:
President Obama is not planning to watch Tuesday nights election returns, Obama aides Robert Gibbs and David Axelrod tell CNN.
Obama is more likely to watch Tuesday night’s Chicago Bulls game than any political coverage, according to Axelrod.
The president’s senior staff have also decided not to hold a watch party to keep an eye on election returns as they come in.
In case you hadn’t heard the news, the Milwaukee Bucks graciously conceded to the Chicago Bulls at 9:48 CST.
Unfortunately for the President, his teams in Virginia and New Jersey didn’t fare as well.
Source: CNN
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I got a frantic call from Rahm, at 0230 this morning, on the direct line. “OMG! OMG! Red, Bo’s losing it! Please, get dressed and get downstairs. I’ve got four of the Suburbans on the way over to pick you up!” I yawned and said, “What’s he up to now, Rahm?”
“He’s in the Gym! He’s climbed on top of one of the basketball nets and he’s just sitting up there and moaning! Michelle thinks he might jump!”
I shook my head and chuckled. “This is what you do. Put one of those wrestling mats that Knucklehead used (Knucklehead liked to wrestle. He called it “rasslin”) under him in case he falls. I don’t think he’ll jump. See if you can get him to put his mouth guard in. We’ve got to protect those teeth. Then get some of the bigger boys from the Detail down there with a ladder and have them bring him down. They know what to do. Knucklehead did the same thing at least twice a month. Then give him a couple of Xanax and some JD. That’ll calm him down. And, turn those Suburbans around, for Christ’s sake! I don’t want them waking up my neighbors, again.” I hung up on him and went back to bed.
Ignoring last nights Republican blow outs in Virginia and New Jersey might qualify him as a pilot for Northwest Airlines.