Belgian man shocked to learn wife of 19 years is [was] a man. “‘I thought she was an attractive woman, all woman… [and] even during sex, I never noticed anything,’ said the 64 year-old man. The deception unraveled after the transsexual began frequenting nightclubs and getting emails from other men.” The truth will set you free, right Barry?

shocked belgian guy

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JPTravis November 29, 2012 at 3:44 pm

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Good grief, this nimrod and his first wife hired the transsexual as a nanny and that’s when he fell for her, divorcing his wife and marrying the tranny. I hope the first wife doesn’t kill herself belly laughing.

Not so silent November 29, 2012 at 7:31 pm

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I thought a transsexual was the kinda car Barney Frank drives and was made by Government Motors????

flashingscotsman November 30, 2012 at 9:16 pm

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No, that’s a transaxle.

KimmyQueen November 30, 2012 at 8:22 am

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Sweet revenge and she didn’t even need to get her hands dirty. It took a while but she does indeed get the last laugh. I guess he didn’t want more kids, because if he did and she didn’t do anything about it that should have been a clue.

Progressive Hemrrhoid November 29, 2012 at 4:30 pm

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I have an amazing lack of sympathy for this one.

poppajoe49 November 29, 2012 at 6:56 pm

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How could he not know after 19 years?

JPTravis November 29, 2012 at 8:32 pm

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I believe they manufacture an inlet on them. So he probably couldn’t tell. All he could tell was that his new wife seemed to read his mind about what feels good… and seemed to know a lot about football.

poppajoe49 November 29, 2012 at 8:40 pm

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I have a hard time believing that they can manufacture an inlet that looks anything like the real thing.

MGAP November 29, 2012 at 11:54 pm

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Remember to test drive it before you buy it gents. Do that test drive with the lights ON.

poppajoe49 November 30, 2012 at 4:43 am

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And make sure you have had a recent eye exam.

JPTravis November 30, 2012 at 7:39 am

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What are you saying? We’re supposed to look at those things?

poppajoe49 November 30, 2012 at 7:59 am

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Do you dine blindfolded?
Do you buy a car without checking it out?
Do you buy a house without a home inspection?
Do you marry a woman without making sure she’s a woman?

KimmyQueen November 30, 2012 at 8:36 am

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Uhm… hello? Seriously? That was a serious question? You don’t look at it? Wow… really? When I get married I can assure you that I will be studying his package with great detail, more than likely sketch it out or take pictures as the years go by to see any changes, first out of great curiosity, second to make sure that health wise everything is good down there and third to see what makes it tick which I am sure won’t take much effort. I think that if men took the time to care to know more about what is going on down there for women it would make for a lot of happy wives out there.

drb November 30, 2012 at 8:40 am

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lol, KQ…that’s JP you’re talkin’ to…you know he is just playin’ stupid again. He can’t help himself sometimes.

KimmyQueen November 30, 2012 at 8:44 am

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LOL I hope so.

JPTravis November 30, 2012 at 3:34 pm

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Hey, shush. She was one step from uploading pictures for me.

drb November 30, 2012 at 4:00 pm

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HA! dream on

KimmyQueen November 30, 2012 at 4:09 pm

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Erm… #Thataintgonnahappen

perlcat November 30, 2012 at 10:32 am

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You just made my day with that. When you get married, expect a box that holds a tape measure, plaster for casting, and a banana (for scale).

:)

KimmyQueen November 30, 2012 at 11:37 am

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LOL. I read that Melanie Griffith actually did a “statue” (?) of Antonio Banderas penis. I thought at the time that was a fabulous idea. All I need is the guy and hopefully he has it going on down there and I am so doing that.

drb November 30, 2012 at 1:54 pm

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Oh goodness gracious…you guys have gone and corrupted KQ!

KimmyQueen November 30, 2012 at 3:21 pm

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DRB let’s be real if your man has something going on, don’t you want a substantial record of it? ;-)

drb November 30, 2012 at 3:41 pm

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Heck NO! If your man has something going on, you gotta keep quiet about it or some HO will try and take it away from ya. Now ther mightr be enough to go around , but I wouldn’t chance it.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s1tlR62MDlQ

KimmyQueen November 30, 2012 at 4:10 pm

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No, no DRB document it for yourself!!! Not to be shared with others… Those things are called privates for a reason :-D

GhostntheMachine November 30, 2012 at 4:15 pm

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Melanie Griffith is the PlasterCaster?

drb November 30, 2012 at 4:16 pm

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Imma tellin’ ya…soon as ya document *anything* somebody else gonna find out about it. ;)

poppajoe49 November 30, 2012 at 4:54 pm

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The only thing I will say about that is that there is no correlation between shoe size and THAT size.

JPTravis November 30, 2012 at 6:07 pm

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Although, coincidentally, you protect both by wearing rubbers.

KimmyQueen November 30, 2012 at 6:14 pm

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I wouldn’t mind doing a cast of my boobs so he can keep in his closet or something. I think that you can do thinks like that and still keep it private.

poppajoe49 November 30, 2012 at 8:09 pm

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But that’s the kind of thing that the kids will find, and show their friends!

perlcat November 30, 2012 at 8:18 pm

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Yeah, I can tell you a disturbing story about two little boys who found one of their dad’s pr0n stash, and after looking at some of the polaroids, one said “Who’s the chick with the big boobs?”, and the other one said “Dude, that’s your *mom*!”

The kid’s still seeing a therapist.

drb December 1, 2012 at 4:58 am

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See…told ya

poppajoe49 December 1, 2012 at 5:57 am

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Really Kimmy, I would say that if you have something like that around when you have kids, you should treat it like a loaded gun, and make sure it’s under lock and key.

Sidekick December 1, 2012 at 6:32 am

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Plaster boobs when painted properly and colorfully will make a good addition to any modern art collection. Kimmy, don’t let these single track guys get you down. You make that art and proudly. :D

flashingscotsman December 1, 2012 at 9:54 am

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“What? That plaster cast of beautiful boobs on the wall? Over there? Cast from MY boobs? Oh, no. I would never do that. I bought that at an art show.”

KimmyQueen November 30, 2012 at 8:32 am

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I don’t agree with that. You maybe joking but I don’t know if you are. I am not a car nor an object to be test driven. I have family, friends, people who knew me growing up, I have baby pictures and so on. It is man’s responsibility to make sure to know me through my family and past which is open for him to review. Other than I am capable of having sex which every human being is, there is not much else that a man can learn about me if he “test drives” me. He I am sure “test drove” this “chick” and he still married her thinking she was a real woman. So again test driving does nothing. If a woman appears out of nowwhere has no family history has no pictures has no past I have to say that in many ways a man who marries her and then discovers she is a man really doesn’t have much people to blame but himself even if he was a good person and he married herin good faith.

MGAP November 30, 2012 at 9:00 am

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Sorry if I offended you KQ with the test drive remark. I just meant to inspect “it” . If you can’t tell the real thing from a lab built model, you really shouldn’t be married to a woman in the first place. Without getting into detail, you can make it look like a vajajay(sort of) but they can’t fake plumbing that isn’t there. All the plumbing….

KimmyQueen November 30, 2012 at 11:39 am

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LOL that goes back to what I was saying earlier that it is important to at least look at it and be sure things are happening down there the way they should.

drb November 30, 2012 at 8:37 am

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What in the world?? You guys are ridiculous. I’m laughing at every dang one of y’all.

poppajoe49 November 30, 2012 at 8:41 am

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Even me? :-(
I’m heartbroken.

drb November 30, 2012 at 8:45 am

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I’m referring to ^that^ conversation only.

KimmyQueen November 30, 2012 at 8:28 am

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If they have a good doctor trannies can get a considerably deep uhm “thing” down there and if the trannies find men who aren’t uhm… “long” and too uhm… “girthie” they can get away with it. This leads me to a question… first I feel bad for any man who didnt cheat on his wife that is a good man and truly married a tranny thinking she was a woman and has no desire to be with a man in any way and was completely deceived… that is just terrible, however I can understand how they can be deceived. My question is, is it possible for women to become men that they can completely deceive a woman? Because I got to be real this is seriously going to be a problem and I needs to know. I want a real man folks. I guess the answer is making sure to know the family and if the family just seems to be missing red flag?

KimmyQueen November 30, 2012 at 8:24 am

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Considering he dumped a real woman and essentially his kids for a fake ass woman and no kids to find he got his ass cheated on… me neither. I hope his first wife has an amazing life.

Kip Hooker November 29, 2012 at 4:37 pm

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Who knew Alex Trebek was so kinky!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HM0gPmkCYsg

hisham November 29, 2012 at 5:43 pm

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And this is news because…?

JPTravis November 29, 2012 at 8:33 pm

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Just seems odd that Hercule Poirot didn’t have a clue.

KimmyQueen November 30, 2012 at 8:39 am

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Oh no! I love Poirot. Why are a lot of these old school detective seem to be women phobic though?

RobertW December 1, 2012 at 10:26 am

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because women cloud the mind and befuddle the senses.

DefHarryMelon November 30, 2012 at 5:21 am

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No question mark needed. You stated it correctly. This is news because. Sames reason its Bush’s fault.

MKR148 November 29, 2012 at 6:12 pm

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Dude looked like a lady!!!!?

poppajoe49 November 29, 2012 at 6:55 pm

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Can I vomit now?

danybhoy November 29, 2012 at 10:04 pm

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Ok, everyone knows about Aerosmith & “Dude Looks Like a Lady”…

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nf0oXY4nDxE

…but this one is much older,& in my opinion, better. It’s from the soon to be retired Scorpions, 70′s era stuff. “He’s a woman, She’s a man”

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lKnlCNWTCtM

…gotta love it. Effing legends, thank you for the music, gentlemen.

RedRightBlonde November 30, 2012 at 12:12 am

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I concur, both bands RAWK! And this guy is a total douch.

Geoff B November 30, 2012 at 1:16 am

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This is like one of those Jerry Springer shows. I never could understand how Bobby Joe didn’t know Lurelene was a man despite her deep voice and giant Adam’s Apple. And penis.

poppajoe49 November 30, 2012 at 4:42 am

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“That’s not a penis, it’s a giant clitoris!”

Sure Lurlene, we believe you.

perlcat November 30, 2012 at 11:49 am

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Yeah, the penis is a dead giveaway that it’s no lady there.

Sidekick November 30, 2012 at 8:16 pm

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When she squeezed me tight she nearly broke my spine.

Can’t believe I made the first Lola reference here.

perlcat November 30, 2012 at 8:42 pm

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I’m not dumb, but I don’t understand
how she walk like a woman and talk like a man.

perlcat November 30, 2012 at 10:40 am

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I don’t think he was unaware. I think he knew exactly what was going on, right up until the day things were made public — and rather than deal with the public knowing about him being married to a trans, he decided to instead have the world think he was stupid. In that relationship, I’d have to say that he was the nutless one — so far as commitment goes, “thpppt and he was gone” ranks pretty low.

KimmyQueen November 30, 2012 at 11:40 am

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Interesting. It is possible.

GhostntheMachine November 30, 2012 at 8:38 pm

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Hee Haw? HEE HAW? First Lola and now “I searched the world over…”?
lmao

perlcat December 1, 2012 at 6:47 am

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Gotta go with the classics, man.

I'm With STUPID November 30, 2012 at 9:05 pm

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Sea otters hold hands while sleeping so they don’t drift away from each other:

http://twitter.com/WOWFactsOfLife/status/274599767504470016/photo/1

RobertW December 1, 2012 at 10:23 am

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i knew this. :D

flashingscotsman November 30, 2012 at 9:31 pm

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He got sucked into it.