Ben Affleck could be hanged for war crimes: US intelligence expert. What? Ben’s really a CIA agent masquerading as an actor/director?

If the makers of Argo are deposed under oath, they may be forced to reveal that their film — like the fictitious film-within-the-film — is a covert operation disguised as a movie. One of America’s leading experts on covert operations believes that Argo is the propaganda project of an intelligence agency or agencies, and that its purpose is to convince the American people to go along with Israel’s plan to drag America into a war on Iran.

Yea right. Be forewarned that when you go see Argo, it’s got subliminal messages floating by on the screen and the popcorn butter is laced with LSD. A technique guaranteed to turn every viewer into an MKUltra drone.

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ooddballz March 15, 2013 at 1:57 pm

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Personally, I don’t care WHY they hang him. His acting is a crime in itself.

Bonfire of the Absurdities March 15, 2013 at 2:19 pm

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Gosh, reading this “columnist’s” writing, you can almost see the mullah’s hands up his ass and moving his mouth and fingers.

Elrond Hubbard March 15, 2013 at 2:19 pm

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Why stop with Ben Affleck, let’s hang Sean Penn, Matt “Toilet Strike” Damon, Ed Asner and Michael Moore too.

…you might need a crane to hang Mikey.

Navyvet2 March 16, 2013 at 7:11 pm

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That would make a great tv pay-for-view special. At any rate, damn good idea.

PsychoDad March 15, 2013 at 2:59 pm

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Wow. This site is linked purely for comic relief, right?

Sidekick March 15, 2013 at 3:45 pm

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If you play the movie backward does it say Paul is dead?

CO2Insanity March 15, 2013 at 4:48 pm

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No, it says “Keith Olbermann is out of work”

poppajoe49 March 15, 2013 at 7:31 pm

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“Turn me on dead man.”

matthew s harrison March 15, 2013 at 8:32 pm

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Affleck has neither the brains, nor the stones to be a spy, which makes the Iranian’s story even less plausible. Lets face it, Iranians are totally batshit crazy and everything they say should be taken as a joke.

Ruben March 15, 2013 at 9:54 pm

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Just finished viewing Argo.

If Argo makes Affleck a spy, then Fargo makes the Cohen brothers heads of the FBI.

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