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Bill Clinton to be honored as 2013 “Father of the Year.” His only child is 32 years old now, and when she was a kid he was busy having extramarital affairs, but the National Father’s Day Council announced today that he’s their honoree. When they get done crawling out of the rabbit hole, they’ll let us know whether Monica Lewinsky’s been invited to the ceremony.

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Progressive Hemrrhoid January 9, 2013 at 4:26 pm

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No, no, no, they have it all wrong. Slick Willy is the 2013 Motherf@*&@r of the year.
PS, I bet he fondles somebody at the awards ceremony.

Plainsman January 9, 2013 at 4:37 pm

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FROM THE WEBSITE: The National Father’s Day Committee, an entity of the Father’s Day/Mother’s Day Council, each year confers Father of the Year Honors on contemporary lifestyle leaders of our culture whose lives are dedicated to family, citizenship, charity, civility, responsibility and reverence.

“lifestyle leaders of our culture”????? WTF does that mean?

JPTravis January 9, 2013 at 4:40 pm

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And “reverence” of what? There’s only one thing Clinton reveres.

KimmyQueen January 9, 2013 at 4:44 pm

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His penis? or vaginas in general?

Sorry if I am being crude but the guy has problems…

flashingscotsman January 10, 2013 at 10:32 am

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Money and power. With those, he can get whatever he wants.

Navyvet2 January 9, 2013 at 8:26 pm

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I have this sort of sick feeling that the “National Father’s/Mother’s Day Council”, again whatever TF that is, is funded by the taxpayers.

GhostntheMachine January 10, 2013 at 10:29 am

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Hallmark.

Trickie January 9, 2013 at 4:38 pm

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And 2014 it will be Tiger’s Wood

KimmyQueen January 9, 2013 at 4:41 pm

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Uhm…. ‘k…

So… uhm wow… I don’t even know what the heck is this about. I would have understood Obama actually but Bill Clinton? :-/

barbiegirl ny January 9, 2013 at 5:33 pm

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After Obama won the Nobel Peace Prize, does this really surprise anyone?

KimmyQueen January 9, 2013 at 5:37 pm

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Yeah kind of. He doesn’t have children he has an adult daughter. He hasn’t really demonstrated any of the features and things that he is supposed to be honored from.

With Obama the Nobel people were truthful. They did acknowledge that he did not do anything YET, but that they were hopeful for the future and it was the PROMISE of future peace from his Presidency that they were rewarding. Obama didn’t deserve it nor does he deserve it now, but at least there was truth that it wasn’t on anything he did but what people thought he was going to do.

With Clinton is like ha? I don’t know weird :-/

Sidekick January 9, 2013 at 5:57 pm

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The progs love to congratulate each other. It is pathetic. Look no further than the Academy Awards or the Nobel Peace Prize.

GhostntheMachine January 11, 2013 at 10:40 am

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Headline of the week

“If Bill Clinton is “Father of the Year,” Roman Polanski Should Receive “Baby-Sitter of the Century” Award”

I’ll leave the Whoopi jokes alone.

Dan January 9, 2013 at 6:32 pm

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Does anyone really know…including ol Slick Willy, just how many children he may have fathered? ;-)

flashingscotsman January 10, 2013 at 8:10 pm

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Quantity, not quality?

xgman January 9, 2013 at 6:58 pm

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I would hate to be a midget in a crowded elevator.

Elrond Hubbard January 10, 2013 at 10:48 am

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You’re a mental midget in a crowded blog.

Fenster314 January 9, 2013 at 7:33 pm

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I think he’s earned the award. Considering the number of “bimbo eruptions” he’s experienced, I’d say he’s likely got at least 20 or 30 kids out there somewhere.

poppajoe49 January 9, 2013 at 9:37 pm

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His only child is 32 years old now

As Dan and Fenster have alluded to, we have no idea how many children he actually has, we just know about the one.

davidintexas January 10, 2013 at 4:42 am

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I STILL say that, when Bill Clinton was elected President by 43% of the vote in 1992, THAT was the point at which America began a decline that may be permanent. When the electorate will stoop so low as to put a man in office that is utterly ammoral, an ignorant two-bit hick, a liar, and a low-life – what can you expect. Good job Democrats – Clinton was a GIANT leap toward your aim to destroy the nation.

flashingscotsman January 10, 2013 at 8:13 pm

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Not exactly Ronald Reagan, is he?

MDLION January 10, 2013 at 4:53 am

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I don’t think even the liberal late night comedians are going to be able to resist this gold mine. He wasn’t much of a presidential candidate, but Mitt Romney is a faithful husband of more than 40 years and the father of five boys. He wouldn’t stand a chance for this award, would he? I guess neither would Rick Santorum, the faithful Pro-Life father of many children, including one with special needs.

Jim Stewart January 10, 2013 at 10:07 am

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National Father’s Day Council’s choice for Father Of The Year in 2007?
John Edwards.

http://www.momanddadday.com/about_fathers.htm

GhostntheMachine January 10, 2013 at 10:30 am

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LMAO, Great catch!

KimmyQueen January 10, 2013 at 10:52 am

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That is disgusting…

poppajoe49 January 10, 2013 at 4:38 pm

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They have quite the traffic record, don’t they?

flashingscotsman January 10, 2013 at 8:18 pm

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With fathers like that, who needs enemies?

poppajoe49 January 11, 2013 at 5:26 am

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LOL, should have been track record!

Elrond Hubbard January 10, 2013 at 11:04 am

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It’s a sick joke. Maybe Bill will be named “husband of the year” next. Chelsea is now 32 years old, 20 years ago, when she needed a real father, Bill was persuing blow jobs in the Oval Office. This award is worthless, but not nearly as worthless as Obama’s Nobel Peace Prize.

ooddballz January 11, 2013 at 3:48 am

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I have referred to Slick Willie as a MOTHER on a number of occasions, does that count?