We don’t know much about art, but we know ugly when we see it. And that would pretty much sum up our opinion of Madonna.
Nevertheless, someone with an apparently severe vision impairment has paid Christie’s Auction House $37,500 for a full-frontal, nude photo of the pop queen as a 20-year-old.
Madonna was still using her full name — Madonna Louise Ciccone — when the photo was taken. She landed the gig after answering a classified ad seeking a nude model. She may have earned as little as $25 for the photo session.
We just wish we could be there when this poor blind man gets home, proudly unveils his purchase, and his family tells him what it actually is.
Clicking the image shows you the R-rated version. But. we know some of you might be interested in the uncensored photo. I guess we don’t see anything wrong with showing it to you–it is “art” after all. But to keep the kiddies away you are going to have to work for it. Click here and enter the password, which is the nickname (lower case) of a character named Theodore in a popular 1950’s sitcom. This one really is NSFW.
