Bloomberg (the Idiot Mayor, not the News Service) Strikes Again: NYC Buys Chevy Volt Police Cars. The nanny mayor turns into the ninny mayor.
Bloomberg (the Idiot Mayor, not the News Service) Strikes Again: NYC Buys Chevy Volt Police Cars. The nanny mayor turns into the ninny mayor.
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I don’t see this ending well.
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I quess dunk’n donuts will have to install charging cords
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The next step, when these “cars” dont work out will be to form a 20 PHd committee to study why the cars cost so much to operate and buy. The results of the 18 month 9 million dollar study will be inconclusive due to running out of funds before a conclusion could be reached.
However, Bloomberg will be Obama’s hero.
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Come on guys, The Onion gone and put another one over on–
OMG IT’S FOR REAL!!1!
Be sure you read the story, it’s even better than it sounds!
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The GREATEST thing to happen to criminals in NYC in decades . There may be a mass flocking of even more violent scum to NYC , now that all they need to have is a ten speed to beat the popo .
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Think about it though. How many high-speed chases have you heard of within the city limits of NY?
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Actually, quite a few.
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http://www.tgllaw.com/Municipal-Liability/Police-Car-Accidents.shtml
apparently enough to support the ambulance chaser industry.
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Why not buy them horses? The horses would be faster and they could fertilize Central Park. There would be more horse power than the Volt. Now that they have Volts and the criminals are laughing their asses off.
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Horses don’t burst into flames often either.
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maybe it’s just the way i think, but your comment made me think of zero.
when the horses are retired, they could be food for the homeless maybe?
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No, too many trans fats. Bloomingidiot would ban their consumption.
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Note to criminals: Forget about making it to the border . . . just drive for 41 miles in any direction.
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Just don’t put salt on it.
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mmmm filly cheese steak.
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While they’re at it, I hope they don’t forget to outfit the police with BB guns and sling shots. Way to go, Mayor Moron.
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not a good idea, they’d put their eyes out.
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Are the voters in NY this incredibly stupid, or, did this guy really put on a convincing campaign when he ran for office?
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He bought it. But the people of the city had to be stupid enough to sell it to him.
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So if they try to pull you over for speeding, all you have to do is run for it and wait until the cop car’s tiny little auxiliary motor kicks in because the battery is dead, whereupon you can get away clean.
Cool.
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I can see it now. Winter in NYC, cops using the heater to keep warm. They get a call for a bank robbery. Try to go to the scene of the crime, and find out the battery is dead!
Another clean getaway.
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or green getaway.
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Actually there are some legitimate uses for these Volts:
1 – they can be used for police escorts for Chairman O’s limousines when he come to NYC for his weekly ( or is it bi-weekly? I forget) fundraisers
2 – the food police can use them to check out restaurants where reports of people salting their food may have taken place
3 – the smoke patrol can use them to hunt down anyone that would have the nerve to burn actual tobacco anywhere in the city
PC service and protection requires a PC clean energy vehicle
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Thank heavens I live in ND, where sanity rules 90% of the time and the oil industry gives us a surplus budget and a 3.2% unemployment rate. And I have
never seen a Chevy Volt !
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They don’t do well at thirty below…:)
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Wonder if the fire department gets extra training in hazardous material fires?
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Couldn’t tell, but just in case you weren’t being snarky I used my handy-dandy search engine to dig up where I’d read this;
http://directorblue.blogspot.com/2012/03/genius-administration-spending-millions.html
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Imagine Popeye Doyle chasing the bad guys in a Volt. Electrifying.
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Look at the bright side, at least nobody will try to steal them.
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If the volt burst into flames all on its own…..I dont see it ending well during any chases involving hostile fire.
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I wonder if the bad guys will drive Prius’s?
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Sure Toyota drivers are bad. They compete with government motors.
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Prius drivers must have to pass a stupid test before they buy one. Used to be the Volvo drivers but they about all traded them in on Prius’s so we have a new group holding up traffic going 58 in the fast lane with a death grip on the steering wheel. Occasionally one will pass me up driving like he stole it doing 85-90 but that’s a rare occasion.
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Not to disparage you, but I didn’t think that car could go that fast, or was it on a 5 mile long 20% downgrade with a Cat 5 Hurricane pushing it?
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