Bloomberg’s soda ban prohibits 2-liter bottles with your pizza. “Typically, a pizzeria charges $3 for a 2-liter bottle of Coke. But under the ban, customers would have to buy six 12-ounce cans at a total cost of $7.50 to get an equivalent amount of soda. ‘I really feel bad for the customers,’ said Lupe Balbuena of World Pie.” Elections have consequences, especially when you elect self-righteous jerks.

Mary Poppins Bloomberg

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Kip Hooker February 24, 2013 at 8:53 am

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No soda with my pizza! Fine Nanny Bloomborg . . . I’ll just get a beer instead.

CO2Insanity February 24, 2013 at 9:05 am

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Chuck E. Cheese should start selling beer in pitchers to the parents. At least it would calm the nerves due to all the racket.

JPTravis February 24, 2013 at 9:34 am

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Bloomberg and Chuck E. Cheese? You must have listened to (or read) my J.P.’s Moment of Common Sense yesterday: http://www.jpattitude.com/130223.php

I may have to promote you over DRB as my publicist.

whiskeyriver February 24, 2013 at 10:09 am

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Works for me! I noticed the article said nothing about pitchers of beer, which I prefer with a pie anyway.

Big Al February 24, 2013 at 9:08 am

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Is it just a coincidence that the 2 liter bottle can be readily improvised to make a silencer for an AR-15?

poppajoe49 February 24, 2013 at 9:44 am

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Maybe Bloomturd is worried he may be the “target” of consumers because he is forcing them to pay more for their drinks?

PsychoDad February 24, 2013 at 9:43 am

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Jeebus effin xmas, what an asshole.

Elrond Hubbard February 24, 2013 at 10:58 am

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New York City residents gave 81% of their vote to Obama last November. So they’re already primed to accept the dictates of Mayor Mussolini and his union brownshirts. New Yorkers like to pretend they’re sturdy and independent, but they’re actually cowed and subservient to Big Government and its arbitrary dictates. Whoever succeeds Myaor Mussolini will be even more dictatorial.

Progressive Hemrrhoid February 24, 2013 at 11:03 am

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And the liberal sheep of NYC just lap this crap up.

flashingscotsman February 24, 2013 at 11:30 am

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There goes all my plans for visiting a Chuck E. Cheese in NYC. NOW what am I going to do for fun?

PsychoDad February 24, 2013 at 12:40 pm

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Hey wait now. If they’re banning a 2-liter with pizza delivery, doesn’t that suggest that just one person is going to be eating that pizza?!?

I sense the need for another ban . . .

Honest to God, isn’t this one shade of grey away from Moon Over Parador? “From now on, Nueva Yorkeros will wear their underwear on the outside!”

poppajoe49 February 24, 2013 at 2:17 pm

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Well …. to be honest, in my younger days, I consumed an entire Sicilian pizza and a 2 liter root beer in one sitting.

CO2Insanity February 24, 2013 at 2:34 pm

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That explains the Wanted Posters in NYC with your picture on them. Nanny Bloomberg has put up $10k for you, dead or alive.

flashingscotsman February 25, 2013 at 8:45 am

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Oh my God, Poppa! How did you ever survive?

poppajoe49 February 25, 2013 at 5:19 pm

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No Bloomturd to tell me it couldn’t be done.
I was 6’2″ only weighed 175 at the time.

jcrowley1985 February 24, 2013 at 1:05 pm

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What’s next, a Cheeto ban?

(not that I would eat Corporate Greed’s poison anyway, but it should be my choice to eat it or not)

danybhoy February 24, 2013 at 4:33 pm

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You are an effing moron. The point of this story, & any Michael Bloomberg story, is that he is an authoritarian who does’nt give a damn about the right of people to make personal choices. He does’nt believe that the people are smart enough to live their lives, & so he needs to save the people from themselves.

As for Cheeto’s, & it’s owner, Frito Lay, you don’t have to buy them. It is ironic that you refered to it as “Corporate Greed’s poison, because whatever BS your mind has been fed is the real poison.

Sidekick February 24, 2013 at 2:38 pm

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If New Yorkers want to live like little children, then so be it but this fascist is trying to use his financial assets to influence this kind of thing around the country. He has had a direct role in the anti-2A stuff in Colorado, for example. This dwarf is a Soros wannabe. I’d like to him banned.

Sidekick February 24, 2013 at 3:49 pm

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*have him banned.

Jim Stewart February 24, 2013 at 8:53 pm

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Why does anyone with an IQ over room temperature want to live in New York City? Hell, New York state for that matter.

poppajoe49 February 24, 2013 at 11:16 pm

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Maybe it’s not a matter of want, but necessity.

whiskeyriver February 25, 2013 at 8:43 am

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It’s hard to move when you have no money, the gooberment has taken it all.