British doctors call for ban on long kitchen knives to end stabbings. Well, now the Brits can have Piers back so he can call everybody against knife control a stupid idiot. And we’ll throw David Gregory in for nothing. Aw hell, take all of our journ0lists… please! What could’ve started this Night of the Long Knives, a mass stabbing somewhere? We’ve heard rumors the individual pictured below killed numerous times and even filmed her crimes for audiences to watch. Scary.
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A long knife ban? Figures… effete left-leaning Londoners have always considered themselves on the cutting edge.
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I personally think the Brits should take a stab at it. They could slash the death rate. Why mince around? Any way you slice it, this has the potential to foil criminals.
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Can’t disagree. The Brits are a cut above the rest. If they take their hacks and really go to work chop chop, then they can parry and lunge at the problem.
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Brits, such pricks.
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And knifes should not be sharper than the people handling them
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in that case, ban paper.
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OMG oh no you didn’t…
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Well-played, sirs. Always knew there were some sharp wits around here.
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It certainly never gets dull.
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I see the day when they may ban the disposal of used toilet paper . With the way the Libtards think , it may come to them , that they are actually throwing away parts of their brains with each flush .
Oh the HUMANITY !!!!!
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*GROANS*
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Johnny Hart, of B.C. comic strip fame, said, “The louder the groan, the better the pun.”
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insomnia time, just sent me searching…great point btw.
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Aww jeese, you would not believe the first page pulled, or maybe you would, but Ariel with SpongeBob? Groaning?
**NSFW**
First casual search, “B.C. the louder the groan”
https://ixquick.com/do/search?
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prolly a good thing ixquick doesn’t transfer sites either, but it’s bad\funny, sorry.
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Try it, B.C. the louder the groan Ixquick.com, of course all my filters are off, but still, funny as hell.
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They do have a point eh, what? Shorter blades will increase the number of stab wounds and require greater medical intervention to stop the bleeding from 50 small wounds rather than one big one. Good Show, Pip, Pip and all that sort of rot!
Deaths by knives may go down, deaths by large rock may increase. Then what do you do,
lead pipe will come next, then tire irons, gold clubs, axes, saws, etc,etc,etc. Government will be stuck in a perpetual preventative do loop that prevents nothing but makes them look like imbeciles.
The problems are in the hearts of and heads of humans.
What happens when they run out of things to outlaw?
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When all they really need to do is ban Islam.
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Trust me, there are so many ways and types of instruments to use to hurt people it would make you dizzy trying to keep up with them.
Hell let us go back to using our hands and fingers to eat with and destroy all of the forks, knives and spoons. While we are at, pencils, pens, nails, hammers, screw drivers, beer and whiskey bottles, cars, gasoline, matches, lighter fluid, propane gas, laundry detergent, cheese cloth and on and on. This ignorant shit is never going to stop. If someone wishes to kill another person, they are going to find away to do it.
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don’t forget those nasty sporks, just saw where somebody at a Taco Bell went postal with one of those things when they put black olives on his burrito supreme after he said hold them.
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You forgot rocks and sticks.
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And you’re awake, why? I have an excuse, you?
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I fell asleep around 10 pm, and just woke up at midnite, now I need to get tired again.
Besides, I would have missed out on my wife bitching at me if I was sleeping.
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Now, THERE’S a weapon.
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Not to mention all the things that can be turned into shiv’s.
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I read where some idiot was sticking her head out of the window of a bus and waving her arms around and laughing….until the bus passed close to a utility pole which collided with her head…killing her. (Happened recently in Brazil) We need to ban telephone poles. ie the Society Halting Installation of Telephone poles. We can call it SHIT for short. I’m applying for a government grant immediately.
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When my younger brother was a Senior in High School, something similar happened to someone in his class.
A group of girls were out driving, one of them stuck her head out the window to yell to their friends following them, and she “lost her head”, thanks to a telephone pole. I really felt sorry for the other girls in the back seat with her when she fell back into the car.
We need to ban telephone poles, cars, and teenagers.
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OMG that is terrible!
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With me, it would have been my ass that got knocked off.
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Y’all are just too sharp for me, trying to get in a knife pun at this point would be pointless.
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Memories…
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6wzULnlHr8w
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The British are none too sharp, I fully expect them to give up all their knives and forks and go back to the days of Henry the 8th.
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Oprah would be shocked.
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Oprah would be shocked. Shocked, I say.
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Full auto electric knives should only be in the hands of the military and police. A civilian has no need for such a weapon.
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Would this ban mean I will have to lock my full auto electric knife in the gun safe with my other weapons?
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Shut up.
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LOL
This guy is so universally hated that he got downed for saying nothing. That is incredibly funny!
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Downed heavily, as a matter of fact. Yeah, there’s still hope for this country.
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Well, bless your heart, you’ve resorted to repeating yourself.
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You are an idiot. I am laughing at you so hard, I should thank DRB for that.
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Ah, that old southern charm fools fools every time! I love it.
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Then you are a lifeless moron.
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STFU you stupid fucking asshole.
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TD,………………….MO.
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You must not have a life worth living. I would feel bad for you if I wasn’t too busy laughing.
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xpeeman, You get some kind of sexual gratification posting here? I would imagine your on Megan’s law pervert list somewhere…..If your life is that boring that you decide to post here, your either on house arrest or in an institution where your computer time is limited. We will just TD and MO your posts since your not saying anything that people really give a rats ass about.
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Lame, your other post was funnier. Yes the one where you typed nothing.
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Laughing too hard to put in my two cents
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So, that’s what it is that makes you above average.
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TD,…………..MO.
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STFU you stupid fucking asshole. 2
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Apparently you have a twin bother who is just as stupid as you are, but he isn’t in love with Ron Paul and doesn’t have a fetish for wrinkled old guys. I would say your brother is more into molesting little children.
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Draven?
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Thirds.
TD,………….MO.
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Yup a libturd, spin it around…If anyone should be worried it would be the bovine you mated with or the one that produced you. Why not do us all a favor, get yourself one of those donkey calenders and spend some time with an ass who could be your soul mate.Your just another sick little perv getting his kicks posting here because in the real world no one likes you and your probably are also under house arrest and wearing an ankle bracelet….
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TD and MO to the troll…..Is this where we get into the 12 year old thingy..”I know you are but what am I?”. Insults from a man who thinks his fart jokes are funny……Come back when you grow up there little fart….
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please ask Mum again before you’re allowed to play, you sure you want to play that game? Really?
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TD MO to the troll…
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TD,……………………MO.
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Even this is a response.. Just ignore
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I guess you were right, he really is 12.
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I think he is a little older than 12, but under 21 as he thinks bodily functions are the funniest things on Earth. Child none-the-less.
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Doesn’t matter how old he is. He is on the same intellectual and achievement trajectory as john.
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They both need to go back to playing Minecraft, bless their hearts, and stop interupting the adults while we are having a conversation.
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Hey now.. Minecraft is pretty fun. I play it with my kids sometimes on Xbox (4 players simultaneously makes for good times). One of my sons and I make some interesting redstone circuits to create traps. My daughter designs cute cartoon villages and sculptures. Way better then TV or most video games, in terms of learning/creativity
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I have no idea what you’re talking about.
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Yeah I’d heard about it, but it took the kids to get me to try it.. The dude created a simple game on a lark, and sold many millions of licenses, first for any JVM (PC or Mac or wherever Java runs), then years later on Xbox Live. My envy is considerable
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Yeah my son plays too
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I meant developmentally, not chronologically. Sorry for the confusion.
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Look, potty humor has it’s place, at least with many guys anyway. But this “xgman” is a put on. Gotta admit, the Holy Crap joke made me laugh, but for the most part, his schtick is based on being in a state of arrested development.
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TD,…………………MO.
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Some set of lungs.
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TD MO and Turds to the fart freak.
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Yeah I have been meaning to ask… what is that about?
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nothing, he’s just all fart and no sh!t to show for it.
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I love the avatar! It is so cute!
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thanks, I kinda like it too.
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LOL @ Mona Lucy!
Kimmy, he’s 12, fart jokes amuse children.
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OIC
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