British MP George Galloway Storms Out of Debate With Israeli Student at Oxford: No he doesn’t debate with them. But we are sure he’d help them catch a train.

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Big Al February 24, 2013 at 9:11 am

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They used to have a name for people like that. They called them Nazis.

poppajoe49 February 24, 2013 at 9:46 am

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Shitheads?

Bonfire of the Absurdities February 24, 2013 at 9:59 am

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Now they’re called “leftists”.

whiskeyriver February 24, 2013 at 10:05 am

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Galloway must be taking his cues from the Obummer. The Big O won’t debate with Israelis either, he is scared shitless of Big Ben.

RKae February 24, 2013 at 10:24 am

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Come on! You people know how things work in Britain.

Eylon Aslan-Levy didn’t pay for the full argument, and Galloway doesn’t want to argue in his spare time.

“Yes, he does!”

“No, he doesn’t!”

“Yes, he does!”

Progressive Hemrrhoid February 24, 2013 at 11:11 am

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But that’s contradiction, I paid for an argument.

PsychoDad February 24, 2013 at 11:17 am

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No you didn’t!

Progressive Hemrrhoid February 24, 2013 at 12:03 pm

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Shut your festering gob, you tit. Your type really makes me puke!

PsychoDad February 24, 2013 at 12:38 pm

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I didn’t come here for abuse!

/Ah, the classics!

RKae February 24, 2013 at 12:52 pm

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Oh, sorry! This is being-hit-on-the-head lessons in here!

Progressive Hemrrhoid February 24, 2013 at 2:24 pm

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Here it is in all it’s glory!!!
Title: Argument Sketch
From: Monty Python’s Flying Circus
Transcribed By: unknown

A man walks into an office.

Man: Good morning, I’d like to have an argument, please.
Receptionist: Certainly, sir. Have you been here before?
Man: No, this is my first time.
Receptionist: I see, well we’ll see who’s free at the moment.
Mr. Bakely’s free, but he’s a little bit concilliatory. No.
Try Mr. Barnhart, room 12.
Man: Thank you.

He enters room 12.

Angry man: WHADDAYOU WANT?
Man: Well, Well, I was told outside that…
Angry man: DON’T GIVE ME THAT, YOU SNOTTY-FACED EVIL PAN OF DROPPINGS!
Man: What?
A: SHUT YOUR FESTERING GOB, YOU TIT! YOUR TYPE MAKES ME PUKE! YOU VACUOUS
STUFFY-NOSED MALODOROUS PERVERT!!!
M: Yes, but I came here for an argument!!
A: OH! Oh! I’m sorry! This is abuse!
M: Oh! Oh I see!
A: Aha! No, you want room 12A, next door.
M: Oh…Sorry…
A: Not at all!
A: (under his breath) stupid git.

The man goes into room 12A. Another man is sitting behind a desk.

Man: Is this the right room for an argument?
Other Man:(pause) I’ve told you once.
Man: No you haven’t!
Other Man: Yes I have.
M: When?
O: Just now.
M: No you didn’t!
O: Yes I did!
M: You didn’t!
O: I did!
M: You didn’t!
O: I’m telling you, I did!
M: You didn’t!
O: Oh I’m sorry, is this a five minute argument, or the full half hour?
M: Ah! (taking out his wallet and paying) Just the five minutes.
O: Just the five minutes. Thank you.
O: Anyway, I did.
M: You most certainly did not!
O: Now let’s get one thing perfectly clear: I most definitely told you!
M: Oh no you didn’t!
O: Oh yes I did!
M: Oh no you didn’t!
O: Oh yes I did!
M: Oh no you didn’t!
O: Oh yes I did!
M: Oh no you didn’t!
O: Oh yes I did!
M: Oh no you didn’t!
O: Oh yes I did!
M: Oh no you didn’t!
O: Oh yes I did!
M: No you DIDN’T!
O: Oh yes I did!
M: No you DIDN’T!
O: Oh yes I did!
M: No you DIDN’T!
O: Oh yes I did!
M: Oh look, this isn’t an argument!

(pause)

O: Yes it is!
M: No it isn’t!

(pause)

M: It’s just contradiction!
O: No it isn’t!
M: It IS!
O: It is NOT!
M: You just contradicted me!
O: No I didn’t!
M: You DID!
O: No no no!
M: You did just then!
O: Nonsense!
M: (exasperated) Oh, this is futile!!
(pause)
O: No it isn’t!
M: Yes it is!
(pause)
M: I came here for a good argument!
O: AH, no you didn’t, you came here for an argument!
M: An argument isn’t just contradiction.
O: Well! it CAN be!
M: No it can’t!
M: An argument is a connected series of statement intended to establish a
proposition.
O: No it isn’t!
M: Yes it is! ’tisn’t just contradiction.
O: Look, if I *argue* with you, I must take up a contrary position!
M: Yes but it isn’t just saying “no it isn’t”.
O: Yes it is!
M: No it isn’t!
O: Yes it is!
M: No it isn’t!
O: Yes it is!
M: No it ISN’T! Argument is an intellectual process. Contradiction is just
the automatic gainsaying of anything the other person says.
O: It is NOT!
M: It is!
O: Not at all!
M: It is!

The Arguer hits a bell on his desk and stops.

O: Thank you, that’s it.
M: (stunned) What?
O: That’s it. Good morning.
M: But I was just getting interested!
O: I’m sorry, the five minutes is up.
M: That was never five minutes!!
O: I’m afraid it was.
M: (leading on) No it wasn’t…..
O: I’m sorry, I’m not allowed to argue any more.
M: WHAT??
O: If you want me to go on arguing, you’ll have to pay for another five
minutes.
M: But that was never five minutes just now!
Oh Come on!
Oh this is…
This is ridiculous!
O: I told you…
I told you, I’m not allowed to argue unless you PAY!
M: Oh all right. (takes out his wallet and pays again.) There you are.
O: Thank you.
M: (clears throat) Well…
O: Well WHAT?
M: That was never five minutes just now.
O: I told you, I’m not allowed to argue unless you’ve paid!
M: Well I just paid!
O: No you didn’t!
M: I DID!!!
O: YOU didn’t!
M: I DID!!!
O: YOU didn’t!
M: I DID!!!
O: YOU didn’t!
M: I DID!!!
O: YOU didn’t!
M: I-dbct-fd-tq! I don’t want to argue about it!
O: Well I’m very sorry but you didn’t pay!
M: Ah hah! Well if I didn’t pay, why are you arguing??? Ah HAAAAAAHHH!
Gotcha!
O: No you haven’t!
M: Yes I have!
If you’re arguing, I must have paid.
O: Not necessarily.
I *could* be arguing in my spare time.
M: I’ve had enough of this!
O: No you haven’t.
(door slam)

flashingscotsman February 25, 2013 at 9:02 am

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Abbot and Costello would be proud.

sifi February 25, 2013 at 11:46 am

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My brain hurts.

danybhoy February 24, 2013 at 5:26 pm

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George Galloway is a piece of sh!t who looooved Saddam Hussein & his thug sons. Here is his wiki page…

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/George_Galloway

…in there is something about “the war on want”…

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/War_On_Want

…sounds like something that jackass crolwey would be all in for. But hewas elected to represent the Bradford, England area. Now he loved the Husseins, & he hates Israel, so if I told your that Bradford is the Dearborn of England, would that suprise anyone? Here is the map…

http://maps.google.com/maps?hl=en&biw=1179&bih=832&q=bradford+england+mosques&bav=on.2,or.r_gc.r_pw.r_qf.&bvm=bv.42768644,d.aWM&wrapid=tlif136175388246710&um=1&ie=UTF-8&sa=X&ei=RrcqUYOdCNKTqwHItICgDQ&ved=0CAgQ_AUoAg

…all in city of nearly 80,000. Not very big. But his best video is not the 1 featured here. He is a reality TV star in the UK, he was on “Big Brother”, lets just say the following video is ridiculous…

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I1NIuCt72bU

… I would feel sad for Galloway if I dd’nt know he was an anti-semetic tool who loves jihadis. So Galloway walking out of a debate with an Israeli should have been expected. He’s a punk ass bitch, & he deserves to be.

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