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Brown University nudity week starts today! There will be naked yoga classes (participants only, no auditing), naked open mic night (bring your own disinfectant for the mic), and, of course (this being a liberal arts college), a naked panel discussion about race and class (not that anyone participating in a naked panel is likely to have any class).

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Kip Hooker September 30, 2013 at 8:00 am

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Well as long as they keep Sandra Fluke from crashing the festivities it might all be worth while!

JPTravis September 30, 2013 at 8:06 am

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At least now we know why they call it Brown University – everybody gets lots of sun.

Red Robster September 30, 2013 at 11:21 am

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you sure it’s not cuz of their noses/tongues vis a vis demoliberality?

Also: one wonders if emma watson will be taking part. Probly, since she’s an actress and likely upset that hawwy went nekkid in equus first.

Charlie Sheen said it in Young Guns movies: Godless Heathens.

Zezozose September 30, 2013 at 11:26 am

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It seems to me that white girls on the east coast are either really white or orange.

GhostntheMachine September 30, 2013 at 4:20 pm

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The orange ones are John Boehner’s kids. Just sayin’…

Zezozose September 30, 2013 at 8:16 am

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You all know the girls will not look like the ones in the picture right? They will more than likely resemble Hillary Clinton or Rosie O’Donnell.

poppajoe49 September 30, 2013 at 4:48 pm

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I’m glad I read through this thread before I posted a repeat of your comment.

Sidekick September 30, 2013 at 9:59 am

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Brown used to be a really good school. I have lots of family and friends who went there but the youngest of them graduated no less than 30 years ago. Pretty sure my grandmother C’ 31 is rolling in her grave. With her politics she would have fit in here beautifully.

theBeachBumConservative September 30, 2013 at 10:12 am

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Hot Dang that blondie is gorgeous.

Trickie September 30, 2013 at 11:35 am

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Bet she gets graded on a curve

poppajoe49 September 30, 2013 at 4:49 pm

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Thread Winner!^^^

GhostntheMachine September 30, 2013 at 5:02 pm

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Blonde?

poppajoe49 September 30, 2013 at 5:53 pm

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The little hottie on the left.

GhostntheMachine September 30, 2013 at 6:29 pm

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Oh, Oh! They have hair and everything. Sorry, usual male dickishness over. (think the one is a natural redhead?)

poppajoe49 September 30, 2013 at 7:32 pm

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Don’t know, don’t care. I was married to one once. Had my fill of them.

flashingscotsman October 3, 2013 at 11:52 am

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I’m still chasing them. My mind never remembers the consequences.

matthew s harrison September 30, 2013 at 11:09 am

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have you ever seen the “women” at brown? Id rather not picture them naked!

Sidekick September 30, 2013 at 12:45 pm

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That applies to New England women in general. Worse, they often do nothing to enhance their appearance.

GhostntheMachine September 30, 2013 at 4:25 pm

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Did you know P&G doesn’t even advertise in the Northeast? Well, besides the Iams and other related divisions. No lady razors, nothing in those whole mega $billion lines they have.

Sidekick September 30, 2013 at 4:35 pm

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Be like advertising men’s products during soap operas. No ROI.

poppajoe49 September 30, 2013 at 4:51 pm

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Like Crowley’s college tuition, no ROI.

Red Robster October 2, 2013 at 1:34 pm

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lol, had to look up ROI.

GhostntheMachine October 2, 2013 at 3:30 pm

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Also known (by me anyway) as the abc’s; Analysis of benefits versus costs. See? Even us old farts can learn something with these newfangled Goggles. Giggles. Whatever.

poppajoe49 October 2, 2013 at 3:39 pm

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I’m not really interested in learning much, but I would be more than willing to teach that little blonde in the pic above a few things! ;-)

sa_rose October 2, 2013 at 8:03 pm

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(lightly slaps Poppa’s hand) BEHAVE!!!!!! :)

poppajoe49 October 2, 2013 at 9:58 pm

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I can’t help myself, she’s stunning!

flashingscotsman October 3, 2013 at 11:58 am

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I’m stunned. Times three.

Red Robster October 4, 2013 at 1:37 pm

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psst, short of time, can’t find the thread, but, t’ other day you treated jcrowley like i used to treat my popeye the sailor man punchin bag that i got one chrismis along with a popeye the sailor man hand puppet complete with pull string technology for the voice-throwing challenged.

twas cool to watch.

poppajoe49 September 30, 2013 at 4:50 pm

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Actually, they do, they cover up in the winter.

Progressive Hemrrhoid September 30, 2013 at 1:44 pm

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And the liberals will blame all the unexpected pregnancies and the resulting increase in abortions on the GOP.

RKae September 30, 2013 at 2:24 pm

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Because America is so uptight, right?

Party on, kids! Your culture is collapsing, your government spies on the citizens worse than East Germany ever did, you’ve been deemed too irresponsible to own a gun, the ground is being taken right out from under your feet by invaders who despise your country, science has been hijacked by politics, you’ll easily hit 100 million abortions in your lifetime…

…but the most important thing is that you have some laughs.

Armed and Awesome September 30, 2013 at 2:29 pm

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Bread and circuses, my friends. Bread and circuses.

Zezozose September 30, 2013 at 5:38 pm

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It’s like if you go to a nudist colony expecting to find girls of Alpha Pi only to find girls of AARP.

poppajoe49 September 30, 2013 at 5:54 pm

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Or even worse, girls of the “T” in LGBT.

sa_rose September 30, 2013 at 8:07 pm

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And how much are parents spending to send their little darlings to this Seven Sisters school? Talk aboutno ROI.