A bungling al-Qaeda terrorist tried to assassinate a Saudi prince by detonating an improvised explosive device he had cleverly concealed up his…uh…in his…errrr…well, let’s just say where the sun don’t shine.
According to the Associated Press, “Al-Arabiya, a Saudi-owned television network, said the attacker concealed the explosives in his anus, allowing him to evade detection. The network also quoted an expert as saying that the method of concealment aimed the blast away from the target, while blowing the bomber to bits.”
Deputy Interior Minister Prince Mohammed bin Nayef, the Saudi prince, survived but the would-be assassin went to meet his 49 virgins in a most undignified manner.
At this point we would like to pause briefly to pat ourselves on the back for the remarkable maturity we displayed by not going with our original headline:
Saudi assassin buries IED in the Hershey Highway.
Source: Associated Press
