Eat your heart out, Michelle Obama

October 2, 2009, 1:00 am · 4 comments

You may find this hard to believe, but there are websites devoted (and we mean devoted) to Michelle Obama. They think she is the most glamorous, most beautiful, most intelligent and most stylish woman in the world. Seriously.

They are wrong.

Apparently, they are unfamiliar with Carla Bruni-Sarkozy, First Lady of France, heiress, former model, and now, it turns out, an excellent singer. And as a bonus, she’s not built like an NFL linebacker.

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OLDER: For President Obama, it’s full speed ahead. In reverse.
NEWER: Adios, amigos. MSNBC’s Schultz and Maddow losing viewers

Susan October 2, 2009, 5:04 am at 5:04 am: Sorry, but I am still not convinced that Michelle is a woman.
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wildhog October 2, 2009, 7:38 am at 7:38 am: OO La La, What an incentive to get out of here and move to France. Beter yet have Carla come here and put Michelle in the detroit Lions defensive backfield. She could plug their holes and get a taxpayer buy out ford the Fords. Does this mahe me, oh I don’t know, racist?
Rick (WB) and Scott (YB) know what I mean.
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Daniel October 2, 2009, 10:00 pm at 10:00 pm: wow, france shows how its done again?
i actually like this song, surprised i have yet to see it in some drinking montage on tv.
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naio October 4, 2009, 12:19 pm at 12:19 pm: nice!!
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