Hugo Chavez urging all Venezuelan men over the age of 50 to get annual prostate exams.
So much for that theory. Now it turns out that everybody and their brother wants an apology. Hugo Chavez evens wants us to apologize to the Japanese.
“It is very encouraging that the president of the United States called for the end of and the destruction of nuclear arms in the world,” Hugo Chavez told reporters in Tokyo, where he signed an investment deal with Japan.
The United States is “the planet’s number one nuclear power. It is also the only country in the world that dropped the atomic bomb,” Chavez stated. “At any rate, I think America should apologize to Japan.”
This, of course, is back to back to back with Fidel Castro demanding an apology and Iran lining up for one, too.
Let’s just apologize now. Japan, we’re sorry you attacked us and we kicked your asses in World War II. Venezuela, we’re sorry you were stupid enough to “elect” this megalomaniac. Iran, we’re sorry you’re governed by a group of 13th century lunatics. Cuba, we’re sorry Fidel Castro is still alive. And as an added bonus, United Nations, we’re sorry we ever rented you space in New York city.
Anyone else want an apology? Get in line.
Source: Iran Press TV via LGF
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OK already,
We, the American People apologize sincerely to all third world, back water countries with dictators, for not anticipating the fall of previously corrupt governments which controlled your un-progressed peoples. We should have invaded, swept out the entire old regime, perhaps employing some sort of limited genocide if needed, established a new government, perhaps a puppet government if needed, and then stayed the 50 odd years it takes to retrain a country populated by dependents rather than people able, willing and insisting on, self determination.
We are sorry that you and your ancestors did not have the fortitude needed to throw off your own tyranny, we did. We are sorry that you are jealous of our prosperity. The same prosperity that developed the medications that eradicated and curtailed the diseases that used to ravage your country and villages. We are sorry to have build a mighty military in order to preserve our way of life and provide a relative amount of security for our people. And then use that same military for humanitarian aid around the globe.
Finally, we are sorry that you have been taught that we are evil, greedy, and don’t care about your situation or plight. Because we are not, never have been and never will be evil, and greedy. We show that we care by giving until it hurts when disaster strikes you and those like you – remember the tsunamis, and earthquakes we helped with? And if our government ever officially sanctions evil and greediness, or makes it impossible for us to show our compassion, we will take action against that government, we will defy orders to stop giving, and we will be the light on the hill that we have always been.
There, everybody happy now?
DeeMac’s comments are 100% correct except for one little detail.
Senior Chavez, I am not sorry in any way, for any reason, you communist scum. How’s that for being politically correct. Many of us Americans don’t like you and never will. When we elect a different President soon we might just come down there and a have a little talk with you, you slimmy coward. When our Administration changes soon, your fat rearend will be first on our s&4t list baby. By the way, keep threatening us, please.