Chicago’s anti-gun mayor threatens to shove one up a reporter’s…uhhh…holster

by editor on May 24, 2010

Chicago Mayor Richard Daley gave a reporter a graphic example of what “The Chicago Way” means in terms of gun control. has Mayor Daley’s deep thoughts:

Chicago Mayor Richard Daley, stood in front of a table of seized guns yesterday, was asked by a reporter how effective his city’s gun policy was. He picked up a rifle. And suggested he insert it in the reporter’s anus.

According to the Sun-Times his actual words to the Chicago Reader reporter were: “If I put this up your butt, you’ll find out how effective it is. If we put a round up your, you-know. . . . [Confiscating] this gun saved many lives. It could save your life.”

His press secretary, a doubtless-stressed lady called Jacqueline Heard, told the Sun Times that “the person asking the question was missing the point that unrestricted guns are a devastating issue… to illustrate the point, he offered what admittedly could be considered a less than ideal example, but it’s one that is a stark reminder of how destructive gun violence has been.”

Ahhh, so that’s what liberals mean when they decry gun violence. Silly us. We always thought they were talking about the devastating impact of shooting them. Now it turns out they were talking about the devastating impact of shoving them up your backside.

Look for the new bumper stickers:

When guns are outlawed, only outlaws will be able to shove a gun up your butt.


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Pittsburgh Z May 24, 2010 at 3:59 pm

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He should be ashamed to be the head of a city like Chicago…..where BLACKS are murdered every day!

But that is what Dems do…they keep the BLACKS on the plantation.

Connor May 24, 2010 at 5:12 pm

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here is how effective there gun control is trust me i lived in chicago about a month ago in one night correct me if im wrong 17 people shot and like 2 weeks later 23 people shot in a night now i could be off by a few people but thats just ridiculous

SCDiver May 26, 2010 at 3:51 am

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That’s because only the mayor and other assholes have guns. That’s what gun control is all about. That’s why the innocent die.

connor May 27, 2010 at 10:03 pm

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on the brighter side today a 80 year old man shoots and kills a intruder with a illegal handgun hes not getting charged with anything

MichiganVet May 24, 2010 at 6:45 pm

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I dont get this guy – those guns are “saving lives”? By being at the police station? I think he’s confused with the movie “Assault on Precinct 13″ (or something like that).

Anyway, with guns saving all those lives, you’d think they’d want more in Chicago! Oh, that’s right — it IS Chicago.

John May 25, 2010 at 12:35 am

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If I was that guy I would have said, come on down and try it you pompous asshole.

mr mojo risin May 25, 2010 at 4:03 pm

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Hey everyone, go and check out kennesaw georgia’s gun laws and you’ll really see how more guns equal less crime, absolutely fantastic.

BruceWayne from Chicago May 25, 2010 at 5:13 pm

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Daley blows

John May 25, 2010 at 8:37 pm

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He’s smelly swamp gas and I swear I would tell him that in person.

Richard Roman June 2, 2010 at 10:37 pm

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Little big man richie daley is a scumbag.Vote him out of office? LOL good luck.Ever heard the saying “vote often vote twice”? How about dead people voting. Or Union bosses “encouraging” (coercing) their members to vote for the daley machine?
99.9 % of Chicagoans could vote against him,and he will still win a landslide victoty.Voter fraud is no secret to anyone,like myself,who lived,or still lives in chicago.He is a hypocrate who has reached the pinnacle of douche-dom.Chicago will be rid of that moranic pile of feces when he drops dead.which for their sake,will hopefully happen soon.but then again,he will probably have his son take his place if he doesnt beat the crap out of someone with a baseball bat again and not be able to bribe the judge and the family of the victim in order to have the charges dropped.The Daley family,including Billy,Are a boil on the ass of the people who live in that city,which every year gets more and more expensive to live in.God only knows why.It is a dump.oh sure it looks so pretty in the post cards but in reality is a crime ridden toilet,mostly due to the fact that the law abiding folks are not allowed to protect themselves or their familys from the criminals.I lived their for over 25 years,and I do not miss it one bit.I would not go back there if my life depended on it.

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