Chicago Mayor Richard Daley gave a reporter a graphic example of what “The Chicago Way” means in terms of gun control.
Gawker.com has Mayor Daley’s deep thoughts:
Chicago Mayor Richard Daley, stood in front of a table of seized guns yesterday, was asked by a reporter how effective his city’s gun policy was. He picked up a rifle. And suggested he insert it in the reporter’s anus.
According to the Sun-Times his actual words to the Chicago Reader reporter were: “If I put this up your butt, you’ll find out how effective it is. If we put a round up your, you-know. . . . [Confiscating] this gun saved many lives. It could save your life.”
His press secretary, a doubtless-stressed lady called Jacqueline Heard, told the Sun Times that “the person asking the question was missing the point that unrestricted guns are a devastating issue… to illustrate the point, he offered what admittedly could be considered a less than ideal example, but it’s one that is a stark reminder of how destructive gun violence has been.”
Ahhh, so that’s what liberals mean when they decry gun violence. Silly us. We always thought they were talking about the devastating impact of shooting them. Now it turns out they were talking about the devastating impact of shoving them up your backside.
Look for the new bumper stickers:
When guns are outlawed, only outlaws will be able to shove a gun up your butt.