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China’s People’s Daily falls for Onion spoof naming Kim Jong Un “Sexiest Man Alive.” Apparently nobody told them The Onion is a comedy website, we get that, but at some point during the process of asembling their own 55-photo-spread of Dear Leader (55 photos!), nobody noticed the guy wasn’t sexy? Really?

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I'm With STUPID November 27, 2012 at 12:33 pm

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Nude protesters, rallying against budget cuts, in front of Speaker Boehner’s office in Longworth.

JPTravis November 27, 2012 at 12:35 pm

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No, that’s North Korean military officers sitting behind Kim Jong Un.

Bonfire of the Absurdities November 27, 2012 at 1:35 pm

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I can understand why they fell for this hogwash. After 4+ years of watching our moron media proclaim Obama to be a genius and a “sort of god”, they must’ve just figured we have much lower standards for these sorts of things. Either that, or they are laughing at our obvious stupidity (Hey, these stupid Yanks think Obama is smart and Tubby Kim is sexy! Can you believe it???? )

Elrond Hubbard November 27, 2012 at 1:47 pm

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I have to admit it, he is sexier than his dad.

MGAP November 27, 2012 at 2:26 pm

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If he had one of those cool hats like the other sexy dudes in that pic…..

Yeah, I’d do him.

MGAP November 27, 2012 at 11:53 pm

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Did that sound gay?

Geoff B November 28, 2012 at 1:07 am

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Nah, but pretty damn funny.

poppajoe49 November 28, 2012 at 4:47 am

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Yeah, I’d do him.

Yeah, that sounded gay.

drb November 28, 2012 at 1:15 pm

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yup.

MGAP November 28, 2012 at 3:13 pm

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Like flaming or just swishy?

drb November 28, 2012 at 3:35 pm

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Once someone “sounds gay” does it flamming or swishy really make a difference at that point?

drb November 28, 2012 at 3:39 pm

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But if you really want my opinion on that one I’d say “swishy”. Now If you had said you “could just eat him right on up and then sop up what’s left with a biscuit” then it would be “flaming”

poppajoe49 November 28, 2012 at 7:26 pm

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You have a scary grasp of the vocabulary!

MGAP November 28, 2012 at 11:55 pm

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And a commanding grasp of what’s flaming and what’s just swishy…. :)

JPTravis November 27, 2012 at 2:40 pm

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A qumquat is sexier than his dad.

PsychoDad November 28, 2012 at 9:46 pm

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He’s too sexy for his hair.

KimmyQueen November 29, 2012 at 12:41 pm

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His grandfather was very very handsome. No joke. Too bad that he started the BS that lead to the crap, starvation, cannibalism, persecution, abductions, darkness, etc. that is part of North Korea.

StrinaM November 27, 2012 at 4:00 pm

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Hell, our own damn media fall for the Onion stories….

Trickie November 27, 2012 at 4:14 pm

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I bet their faces are red ( michelle won )

GhostntheMachine November 28, 2012 at 12:05 am

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I laughed first time, later the second time through, I “got it”, nice.

Joe November 27, 2012 at 4:43 pm

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He’s the sexiest man in the world as far as every North Korean is concerned, else they die.

CO2Insanity November 27, 2012 at 5:26 pm

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Perhaps Moobs are in, in China.

theBeachBumConservative November 27, 2012 at 6:09 pm

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They knew it was fake.

But just like here, if its a story about the ‘Dear Leader’ you don’t ask questions, you run with it.

CO2Insanity November 27, 2012 at 6:44 pm

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If IHTM ran an Obama is the Sexiest President…EVER! The hit count would be like a quadrillion.

flashingscotsman November 28, 2012 at 4:20 pm

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And we’d have a laugh riot!

Progressive Hemrrhoid November 27, 2012 at 6:42 pm

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Didn’t the Lame Stream media do the same thing with “Dear Leader” and pull it off? Obviously being totally stupid is a world wide phenomenon.

poppajoe49 November 27, 2012 at 7:03 pm

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They would believe it if they were told Hillary won it.

Geoff B November 28, 2012 at 1:09 am

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I checked Facebook at work for a second and saw a bunch of people saying “No, China, we’re laughing WITH you”. Didn’t know what all that was about. Now that I do….”Yeah, China, I’m laughing AT you”.

Old Goat November 28, 2012 at 1:58 am

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No, no, no – it was “unsexiest man alive”, they misread it…

PsychoDad November 28, 2012 at 9:50 pm

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The page linked has changed, but Google translate is doing a cracker of a job keeping me up to date on events in China. For instance:

We are also very anxious Shijingshan mysterious loud noise chase source District Publicity Department:
Mo Yan ranked writer Rich List Youth Report deforestation were listed as fugitives
Shenzhen “Housing Secretary” case informants was arrested for allegedly “false registered capital crimes”
Ruiying assessment San Haosheng because they can not tears Huaxi Village Forbidden City cited friends marvel

What will they think of next?!?

I'm With STUPID November 29, 2012 at 4:20 am
KimmyQueen November 29, 2012 at 12:42 pm

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I guess the new overlords aren’t that smart after all… :-/