The Chinese develop an Obama Sex Doll: Provide your own punch lines

by editor on November 4, 2010

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This story makes it too damn easy. Punch lines just leap to mind. It’s not even a challenge, but feel free to write your own if you wish.

The Telegraph UK has the sordid story:

Americans may have fallen out of love with Barack Obama, but the president of the United States is still an object of affection for the Chinese, who have remodeled him as a blow-up sex doll.

A doll wearing a dark blue suit and red tie, and with Mr Obama’s face carefully screen-printed onto its head, was exhibited at the recent 8th Sex Culture Festival in the southern city of Guangzhou.

The doll was photographed by Chinese state media nestling behind several other standard plastic female toys.

Mr Obama is widely popular in China, and a “Maobama” t-shirt, bearing an image of his face crossed with a portrait of Chairman Mao, has become a best-seller.

Notice the remarkable strength and maturity that we’re showing here. Not one cheap, sleazy punch line has left our laptop.

Also see: The Barack Obama Blow-Up Love Doll. Seriously. We’re not making this up.

Source: Telegraph UK

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Co2 Insanity November 4, 2010 at 11:55 am

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Remember, if you want a penis you have to get the Michelle doll.

Gregory Tart November 4, 2010 at 12:48 pm

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fantastic! Comment caught me unaware, and i coughed up my coke

Natsman November 4, 2010 at 12:09 pm

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Hi, girls, can you drop those silly red hearts from your t!ts?
“Yes, we can!”

DJ November 5, 2010 at 1:47 pm

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Those boobs look fake…

Elrond Hubbard November 4, 2010 at 12:13 pm

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Chris Matthews has already has one and that tingle up his leg is permanent.

KimmyQueen November 4, 2010 at 4:28 pm

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LOL I was thinking that Chris Matthews probably has quite a few of them and he may actually run through them pretty quickly.

Chuck November 5, 2010 at 2:13 pm

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If he does, he’ll need an equivalent number of patch kits.

mojo November 4, 2010 at 12:24 pm

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“Lean forward, Here It Comes Again”

Gregory Tart November 4, 2010 at 12:51 pm

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The only sex doll where the head on top is bigger than the one down there- art imitates life.

ocmadam November 4, 2010 at 12:56 pm

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Janeane Garofalo will finally get laid

KimmyQueen November 4, 2010 at 4:29 pm

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That is such a good comment. I laughed so hard.

Vic November 4, 2010 at 9:16 pm

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Do you think if she gets rid of some of that pressure, she won’t be so obnoxious?

KimmyQueen November 5, 2010 at 9:59 am

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lol :-) If anyone needs love is Janeane.

Tmaq November 5, 2010 at 10:02 pm

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She used to have a nice ass.

-Tom

Paden November 4, 2010 at 1:04 pm

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Hot air in-Hot air out

Doc Savage November 4, 2010 at 1:30 pm

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My sister-in-law, who is just crazy in love with the ‘One’, ordered her doll. She couldn’t decide between the 1″ or the 1 1/2″. I told her to go for the larger one.

perlcat November 4, 2010 at 2:03 pm

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More in the doll than in the empty suit.

…and that’s about as far as I’ll go on that one.

danybhoy November 4, 2010 at 8:39 pm

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Hell, it ain’t even full of hot air, like the real Obama.

nohammernosickl November 4, 2010 at 2:27 pm

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It promises to stimulate, but all you get is extended periods of no growth.

DJ November 4, 2010 at 2:51 pm

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So what’s with all the white chicks? Are they imitating Tiger, or are they just acknowledging the white side of Obama? Mighty Mo is gonna be pissed that her man is surrounded by a bunch of white trash ho’s!

Racists.

Love the saffron hair on two of them though…oh wait, maybe the color is ‘goldenrod’!

redabogado November 4, 2010 at 3:51 pm

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Doesn’t it remind you the the great Mel Brooks movie, Blazing Saddle. “Where are all the white women…”

DJ November 4, 2010 at 4:56 pm

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Yes! I’d forgotten…I think I’ll rent it this weekend for a good laugh…LOVE that movie!

Mongo like!

perlcat November 4, 2010 at 6:10 pm

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Mongo only pawn… in game of life.

Vic November 4, 2010 at 8:25 pm

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True trivia: Did you know that Mel Brooks got sued for using the name “Hedly Lamarr” by the actress Hedy Lamarr because of that film? (Source: Turner Classic MOvies. The ONLY Turner product I watch.)

Deb November 4, 2010 at 10:36 pm

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I didn’t, but can’t say I am surprised!

Deb November 4, 2010 at 10:35 pm

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“Hey boys (in a high, southern falsetto) Look what I have here!”

YouCanCallMeAL November 4, 2010 at 10:34 pm

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Mighty Mo?? Don’t dishonor the great battleship USS Missouri aka Mighty Mo by using its nickname on another battleship

Necron_99 November 5, 2010 at 12:47 am

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Don’t you mean Battle Wagon?

YouCanCallMeAL November 5, 2010 at 10:45 am

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True True, thanks for the correction.

matthew s harrison November 4, 2010 at 3:06 pm

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The “Blow Me Barry” doll- Make no mistake, this doll will make it a top priority to screw you hard! Whisper i it’s ear that you are a republican, and let the FU*%ing begin!

Vic November 4, 2010 at 8:27 pm

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Do they have a Moochelle version that is a cow??

redabogado November 4, 2010 at 10:41 pm

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What me worry. I love her t*ts like no udder, my Moochelle.

Vic November 5, 2010 at 8:47 am

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OMG!! I feel like such a boob after that cowageous remark!!

gbearce November 4, 2010 at 10:11 pm

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“Obama has done all he can to screw you and inflate the dollar… now you can inflate him and return the favor!”

Noelegy November 5, 2010 at 1:35 pm

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Rule 34 in action.

Mike Russell November 6, 2010 at 7:23 am

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Sadly, the only thing that inflates. . . . wait for it. . . . is his ego.

Badoom-bing!

Bill November 6, 2010 at 1:18 pm

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Chris Matthews, are you watching?!

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