Chris “I Can Dish It, But I Can’t Take It” Matthews

November 7, 2009, 1:30 am · 3 comments

Poor Chris Matthews. He was distraught on election night. Not to mention churlish, argumentative and depressed. Didn’t it seem for a moment there that he was going to burst out in tears?

- Written by Patrick Michael

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FELINE November 7, 2009, 10:09 am at 10:09 am

Simply stated….NO!

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This is my new name November 7, 2009, 10:38 am at 10:38 am

you dont know their names, man

THEIR NAMES

YOU DONT KNOW THEM

i need to make a demotivational of this now, wtf was he talking about anyways?

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matthew s harrison November 7, 2009, 7:05 pm at 7:05 pm

Matthews, Maddow, Olbersissy, and Charlie Gibson will all be down at the manhole bar drowning their sorrows in screaming orgasms and apple-tinis to the thump of Frankie Goes To Hollywood’s “relax” while watching go-go dancers in “assless chaps” when the healthcare debacle and cap and tax die in the house very soon. I cannot wait to hear them all rail on and on about how the psychotic right, the party of NO, the evil capitalists killed their dreams of communist, amoral, NAMBLA member ecstacy-fueled parties where Democrats could show their true colors to the world, and dance on parade floats with like minded reprobates chanting Hope and Change, while passing out day-glow condoms to the adoring parade goers!
The left have met their come-uppance…its called an empowered moral and civil society where the lecherous left are banished back to San Fran, Hollywood, and parts elsewhere where walls have been erected to hold them all at bay, much like Escape from NY/LA, where their desired lawlessness is contained in prisons crafted of major cities, where they and their illegal alien electoral base, along with Nation of Islam cookoo birds can all live in “peace” together. Just my opinion-I could be wrong.
MSH

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