Tonight on CNN: Michelle, Michelle, Michelle, Michelle, Michelle, Michelle, followed by an update on Michelle.
Remember CNN, that “news” network that people use to watch a long long time ago?
Well, if you haven’t watched in a few years, you maybe surprised to learn that Michelle Obama has become the network’s biggest star. In fact, she has transcended mere stardom and has ascended to sainthood. That’s right, Michelle Obama has been canonized at CNN.
As a result, CNN missionaries are now working day and night, pumping out propaganda for Saint Michelle. Take a look at these headlines which have been featured recently on the front page of CNN.com:
Commentary: WWMD? What would Michelle Obama Do
Michelle Obama wax figure wows adoring fans
Michelle Obama: America’s new style icon knows just what to pack
Commentary: My crush on Michelle Obama
How to get Michelle Obama’s toned arms
Michelle Obama casts spell with ivory gown
Michelle Obama’s urban chic heads to D.C.
Commentary: Michelle Obama is reinventing the stay-at-home mom
Commentary: Michelle Obama, stir up the White House!
Analysis: Michelle Obama gets the job done on Day One
Analysis: Is [Michelle Obama] the president’s secret diplomatic weapon?
CNN, which has become mouthpiece for Democratic Party talking points, has been losing viewers at an ever increasing rate. The former cable news monopoly now ranks a distant third in the cable news ratings.
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Pew research has a comparison chart showing the relative popularity of the president and first lady at various points in time. Obama and Bush are exactly the same. Interestingly, Laura Bush’s approval ratings were significantly higher than Michele Obama at the same time in their husbands’ presidency.
Not only is political correctness dangerous for a society, it can kill a network.
I don’t know what happened to CNN either.
As for Michelle Obama she is low-class hoodrat trash. And that’s putting it mildly. I don’t care what she wears. I don’t care if she’s got a vegetable garden growing in the White House. Does anyone care about this crap? Evidently some do because CNN and others drool over Michelle Obama and report everything she does.
Hopefully Michelle will strike the final blow in CNN’s demise!
The Obamas do have money, think about how much other rich people spend. The President does receive a certain amount of money per year for their clothes, because of all the parties,meetings etc. How does anybody know it wasn’t borrowed,or a gift, or she had it before she became a Presidents wife. Frankly I think a thousand is too much for a tiny purse. BUT, i’m not the President of the United States wife. Who care about approval ratings. Is this what Mrs President is thinking, “Oh, i’m really upset at myself cause my approval ratings are low, the people of the U.S. don’t approve of me, how can I sleep. ” NO I think she can go to sleep comfortably every night