CNN’s Castellanos says “Listening to Obama is like sex.” If only it were over as quickly.

March 3, 2009, 2:00 pm · 1 comment

YouTube Preview ImageA few weeks ago, we wrote about Nancy Pelosi and her lust for Obama’s “stimulus” package. But now CNN has given life to something we thought was parody.

On Sunday’s “State of the Union” show, Republican strategist, CNN contributor and nutcase Alex Castellanos said, “…A friend told me once that listening to Barack Obama give a speech is like sex. The worst there ever was, was excellent.”

We’ve always been ambivalent about sex education, but this statement leads us to conclude that America’s children are woefully ignorant when it comes to the reproductive sciences.

If only Obama’a speeches were over in two minutes like sex. Uhhh…like other people’s sex, we mean. Not ours. We are the studs of the universe and women swoon at our feet. Really.

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Robbins Mitchell March 3, 2009, 2:16 pm at 2:16 pm

Like sex?…..yea,every time he opens his lying mouth I feel like he is telling us to drop trou and bend over

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