CNN proclaims Michelle Obama cool, cooler, coolest first lady ever. Cool.

February 27, 2009, 9:41 am · 7 comments

 

We’re not quite sure why CNN’s Showbiz Tonight has an “Obama Watch.” We must have missed the news report that said the Obamas are now part of show biz.

The video in this article is from last night’s Showbiz Tonight. Let us sum it up for you:

“Michelle Obama. Cool. Cooler. Coolest. So cool. Really cool. Super cool. Mega-cool. Coooooooool.”

The video is 4:53 long. We pulled these quotes out of the first two minutes. Then we had to stop watching. Just had to. Couldn’t take it anymore.

“She definitely gets cool points from me.”
“People want to emulate her.”
“People love the way she loves her husband.”
“This is really a breath of fresh air.”
“She’s absolutely relatable and people really like that about her.”
“She seems like a real person and I think people really appreciate that. I know I do.”
“Part of her cool factor is her style.”
“The first lady is setting style trends left and right.”
“Women everywhere want to dress like her.”

We doubt that you’re reading this last sentence. You probably stopped reading even quicker than we stopped watching.

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Robbins Mitchell February 27, 2009, 10:17 am at 10:17 am

Why would anyone with an ounce of common sense want to ‘emulate’ an America hating affirmative action colored girl whose husband pimped her out to a Chicago hospital for a no show $300k a year job?

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Who Wants Gum? March 4, 2009, 7:17 pm at 7:17 pm

To a more warped America, Robbins, it sounds like the perfect opportunity.

Besides, she has awesomely-cut biceps!

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Gord Metcalfe March 10, 2009, 9:27 pm at 9:27 pm

Unlike Laura Bush who, I think, bakes a good cookie (unverified), and her husband Bungle who is really good at, well, nothing.

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Robbins Mitchell March 11, 2009, 9:25 am at 9:25 am

Well,actually GW was a pretty good F-102 pilot at a time when that plane had a reputation as a veritable flamecan…and Laura was a good teacher (verified)….and unlike Michelle Obama,her husband never had to pimp her out for a job

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Uncle Larry April 19, 2009, 1:40 pm at 1:40 pm

Klingon Tranny=cool. Who knew?

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Jan May 3, 2009, 4:04 pm at 4:04 pm

Why not? CNN also “proclaimed” Obama qualified to the president!

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Gord Metcalfe May 3, 2009, 5:53 pm at 5:53 pm

**Why not? CNN also “proclaimed” Obama qualified to the president!**

And the alternative for the office would be what? McStain and the snowbilly?

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