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Columbia professor strips in front of class to teach quantum mechanics. The important point here is that Columbia University boasts the world’s premiere school for journalism. Yes, now you understand: this is where they come from.

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Navyvet2 February 19, 2013 at 9:06 am

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Hmmmm. I wish my College Algebra professor would have stripped in front of the class, or just for me would have been okay too. She was smokin!!!!

JPTravis February 19, 2013 at 9:29 am

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For me it was freshman year, Psychology 101. She was hot, she was young, and she wore no bra because bra burning was very big at the time. I literally could not remember a single word that came out of her mouth when class was over. So there was zero point in attending but it was the only class in my whole four years that I never missed. Even as an 18-year-old I had my priorities in order.

wingater February 19, 2013 at 9:55 am

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For me it was Ms. Fitzwater in freshman English. She read “A Lovely Day for Banana Fish” to the class one day. That is absolutely all I remember about freshman English.

JPTravis February 19, 2013 at 10:04 am

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She read “A Lovely Day for Banana Fish” to the class one day.

And was it?

flashingscotsman February 19, 2013 at 3:06 pm

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Miss Easley, freshman English, high school. Mini-skirts and go-go boots were the fashion.

poppajoe49 February 20, 2013 at 5:00 am

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In High School, it was my Junior year homeroom teacher, Miss Weisz. She was fresh out of college, so she wasn’t that much older than we were, and she was smoking hot!
Every guy in the school used to walk by the classroom and stick their head in the door to see if she was there and what she was wearing that day. That was the only class I was early for every day, the entire 4 years of High School.

Big Al February 19, 2013 at 9:09 am

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The Chinese will never overtake us!

BobontheJob February 19, 2013 at 9:17 am

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From the article: ‘In order to learn quantum mechanics, you have to strip to your raw, erase all the garbage from your brain, and start over again,’ Prof. Emlyn Hughes said. Against a backdrop of 9/11 and Holocaust images, he remained in a fetal position as two people dressed as ninjas blindfolded stuffed animals.

WTH?

JPTravis February 19, 2013 at 9:31 am

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His name is Emlyn, which tells you right away his parents are flaming liberals and he has sexual identity issues.

PsychoDad February 19, 2013 at 2:46 pm

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Or English.

Elrond Hubbard February 19, 2013 at 10:35 am

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The professor’s skit say more about the intellectual decline of Columbia University than it does about the complexities of quantum mechanics.

MGAP February 19, 2013 at 10:39 am

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Meh…

Alien February 19, 2013 at 10:51 am

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Annoying.. would lock him in box, and we could debate over whether he was dead or not.. don’t forget the hammer and the acid

JPTravis February 19, 2013 at 10:55 am

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I see what you did there Mr. Schrödinger.

MGAP February 19, 2013 at 2:28 pm

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Don’t forget the kitty!

CO2Insanity February 19, 2013 at 11:04 am

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Quantum mechanics, physics dealing with physical phenomena at microscopic scales. Perhaps he was just trying to show everyone his manhood was quantum sized.

JPTravis February 19, 2013 at 11:14 am

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That would mean he comes before he goes, eh?

Progressive Hemrrhoid February 19, 2013 at 2:12 pm

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That professor is 2 quarks short of a proton.

Trickie February 19, 2013 at 2:22 pm

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Quantum mechanics was always a bohr.

PsychoDad February 19, 2013 at 2:46 pm

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Oh, boo.

JPTravis February 19, 2013 at 3:04 pm

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I’ll drink to that… out of nine steins.

flashingscotsman February 19, 2013 at 3:12 pm

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I’d rather have nine steins than a Feinstein.

poppajoe49 February 20, 2013 at 5:03 am

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I’d rather have a Frankenstein than a Feinstein!

flashingscotsman February 20, 2013 at 8:31 am

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Better looking, anyway.

MGAP February 20, 2013 at 8:43 am

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And drinking nine steins would not improve the looks of DiFi. She’s beer-goggle proof.

flashingscotsman February 20, 2013 at 4:21 pm

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It would for me. It would probably only take two steins to have me unconscious on the floor. Then, I couldn’t see her.

poppajoe49 February 20, 2013 at 7:42 pm

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But, would you really want to take the chance?

sa_rose February 20, 2013 at 1:05 pm

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And the cost of attending Columbia is how much per semester? They could have gone online and watched some porn much cheaper.