Congratulations! President’s website names you an “heir of Bid Laden”

September 1, 2009, 7:46 am · 5 comments

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A story on my.BarackObama.com, the official website of the President’s Organizing For America program, refers to ObamaCare protesters as “heirs of Bin Laden.” In fact, that’s one of the nicer things it says.

It also uses terms like zealot-horde … misguided … easy-pickings for demagogues … spoon fed … false prophets … shameless … pawn. In other words, you’re somewhere between a terrorist and a moron.

No, we’re not making this up. You can click on the image above or read the text below:

—* RECLAIM OUR LAND FROM THE HEIRS OF, YES: BIN LADEN *—* YOU KNOW IT’S TRUE *—

In case you haven’t seen it in the News: Republican Representatives, Senators, GOP Party Leader, GOP Political Machine top personnel (e.g., Gingritch), etc etc etc — they’re ALL every one of them applauding and encouraging their zealot-horde by merrily referring to them as “Proud Right-Wing Terrorists”. Google it – I’m not pulling your leg.

But don’t hate them: Misguided citizens are easy-pickings for demagogues, whom they blindly follow because they’ve been trained all their lives not to question the dogma of their religion, so it’s natural for them NOT TO QUESTION what’s being spoon-fed to them by their FALSE PROPHETS who, themselves, shamelessly seek Worldly Glory.

They don’t apply the simple Test: “Am I being led closer to God, when I do what these folks say? – Or, am I on a Bullet-Train to the Devil, and I’m just a pawn to make these folks richer and more powerful?” Because, you know: the Faith one has in God, is different from faith one should have in Man. And you need to be even MORE skeptical, when one of ‘em says that God picked them for something or another. You can bet whatever they’re doing is making them more powerful/ more wealthy, and certainly less pious, no? Ooops, and following them is making YOU less pious too, in thought, and in deed. Yesseree, it’s a real thing to chew on.

Just remember: We Are The Super-Heroes Who Yes WE DID, and YES, WE SHALL commence administering Super-Hero Karate Chops, beginning now.

Oh, and can some of you facebook and tweat this around? I’m not that good at it yet.
IF YOU MISS THIS DAY, JUST DO IT OVER THE WEEKEND – IT’LL ALL GET REPORTED TO THE RESPECTIVE SENATORS ON MONDAY, ANYWAY.

This may not be all bad. Until notified otherwise, we will consider this official Presidential confirmation that we are heirs of Bin Laden.

The CIA has reported that he may be worth as much as $300 million. We’re hoping to get our share of the inheritance in the very near future.

Update: They’ve scrubbed the page now, and we can expect Robert Gibbs to say it was all a figment of our delusional imaginations, and the the image itself was photoshopped by the GOP.

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Source: My.BarackObama.com via Gateway Pundit

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September 1, 2009, 10:31 am at 10:31 am

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Road Warrior September 1, 2009, 8:05 am at 8:05 am

Bama was elected by Misguided citizens who were easy-pickings for demagogues, whom they blindly followed because they’ve been trained all their lives not to question the dogma of their religion of ignorance. It was natural for them NOT TO QUESTION what’s they were spoon-fed to them by their FALSE PROPHETS (bama) who shamelessly seeks Worldly Glory.

Talk about projection.

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Dee Mac September 1, 2009, 8:27 am at 8:27 am

My thoughts exactly. The author of this diatribe actually made it easy to describe why Dear Leader was elected and still has a few thirsty followers looking for more kool aid.

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Dan-the-man with a better plan September 1, 2009, 10:22 am at 10:22 am

“Am I being led closer to God…”

…when I support someone who believes in “killing babies?” Who said that he would not “punish his daughter with a baby if she got pregnant.” Doesn’t take much thought to answer that one.

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Scott September 1, 2009, 12:09 pm at 12:09 pm

Looks like someone was playing around with the Computer at work and “accidentally” pressed the Publish button. HA!

Not surprised this went down the memory hole. Good thing we have web sites like I Hate The Media and independent blogs to spread the word. I’m going to post a copy on my later when I get home.

Keep Vigilant

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