You have no idea what it took to get the stuffed shirts over at GOP Headquarters to remove, “Eliminate the U.S. Department of Education” from the Party’s platform. Once they realized that they might have to start driving around in Fords and Chevys instead of Lincolns and Caddies, they toed the line, right then and there.

These B.S. shows on T.V., all my idea. After all, with the proles watching football, fools dancing and singing, and the swapping of wives, who’s paying attention to what my minions do here, in D.C.?

Why do you think we removed the whole concept of tribalism from the Social Studies curriculum? What the proles don’t know won’t hurt them. God forbid the unwashed start to think of themselves as individuals. No, give me African-American reparations, gay rights, pro-life, pro-choice, hate speech, whatever. Divide and conquer, that’s what I always say.

Not only that, I’ve got half the voters collecting checks from my Uncle Sam. See, democracy works, for me. Ah ha ha ha! Yup, bread and circuses. It worked then and its working now.

Red sure does seem to know everything about everybody.