Drug-addled Courtney Love makes goo-goo eyes at power-addled Hugo Chavez

Strangers in the night, exchanging glances, wondering in the night, what were the chances

Love may be grand, but washed-up, drugged-up rocker Courtney Love is so far from grand that she can’t even see it off in the distance.

Here’s how the New York Daily News reports this bizarre story:

Courtney Love is still floating on the charm offensive that Venezuelan President Hugo Chavez launched at Wednesday’s screening of Oliver Stone’s new documentary, “South of the Border.” The singer, who came dressed to thrill in a short zipper-front skirt, says she noticed the twice-divorced Chavez checking her out during a Q&A afterward.

“It was the third wink that sold me,” Mrs. Kurt Cobain told us. “He’s a sexy dawg. He invited me to visit his country and I’d like to go. I’ll rock Caracas!”

You may scoff, but we think his odd-couple coupling could work out. Seriously. Courtney and Hugo have so much in common. For example:

Courtney lives off the unearned riches of former husband Kurt Cobain’s music and Chavez lives off the unearned riches of Venezuelan oil.

Courtney Love’s band is called Hole and Hugo Chavez is an asshole.

And finally, Love is generally high on drugs and Chavez is high on power.

A lot of Hollywood marriages have been based on far less.

Source: New York Daily News

Tagged as: Courtney Love, hugo chavez, Oliver Stone

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